Buy Farrah Abraham's Used Sex Tape Bikini & Other Teen Mom News
In other Teen Mom news, MTV is going to have a special where they throw every Teen Mom with their mom into a house and have them "repair" their fractured relationships. Uh huh. Or exploit them and have them make everything worse. It would feature Farrah and her mom and Jenelle Evans and her mom.
Speaking of Jenelle, it looks like she will probably be headed to jail for her latest brush with the law so she better film the special quick. She faces up to two years in jail for her heroin related charges.
Ick. Nast.
ReplyDeleteThe eBay description is the bestest!
ReplyDelete>> Don’t miss this once in a lifetime chance to own a piece of pop-culture history! The winning bidder will receive the actual bikini worn by Teen Mom and new celebrity sex-tape sensation Farrah Abraham in her record-breaking DVD!
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>> Farrah wore this bikini in her private photo shoot for "Poolside Collection" swimwear before it was catapulted into the annals of sex-tape history when it appeared on the cover of “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom”.
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>> And now for one lucky fan only...Farrah's bikini...straight off her body and into your hands!
Isn't she pregnant by her porn partner? I guess they didn't use condoms.
ReplyDelete$500? Bfffttt!
ReplyDelete$500 make me holla
ReplyDeleteClearly Farrah did not write the listing.
ReplyDeleteTime to cap this franchise. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteRemember when MTV was relevant? Ah, the good old days...
ReplyDeleteSince no one's willing to pay even $500, it will be interesting to watch the price drop...and if anyone will ever buy it. _(gag)Brain bleach for one over here please.
ReplyDeleteAnd that new show sounds like the same ol' MTV lightly scripted crap. "Repair their fractured relationships"...means alot of screeching, a couple of hair pulling fake fights, some "bros" going out drinking and making out with bar sluts, basically Jersey Shore fpr teem moms.
ReplyDelete"Farrah wore this bikini in her private photo shoot for "Poolside Collection" swimwear before it was catapulted into the ANNALS of sex-tape history when it appeared on the cover of “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom".
ReplyDeleteLOL at the (probably) non-intended pun.
The description doesn't say if the bikini is soiled or washed. That is probably why there are no bids. What kind of sick bastard would want the bikini if is was washed? Also, was it a thong? Lil ass crack string don't hold much scent.
ReplyDeleteYou wanna get top dollar for undergarments, you gotta vibe through it, to get some flavor saturation. Then it should be vacuum sealed it to preserve the aroma.
Ebay stopped carrying ads like that some time ago.
You. Are So. Tedious.
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ReplyDeleteThis Jenelle person doesn't need jail, she needs rehab. A lot of rehab. Not even gonna comment on the porn star.
ReplyDeleteDisgusting....
ReplyDeleteSomeone actually bid on it! It's up to $800 now.
ReplyDelete@CountJerkula fess up! It was you wasn't it!
@couriergrrrrl: No. Although it is a possibility that I have purchased a few panties for a lovely and then kept a pair after it served its purpose, I refuse to purchase through the internet, for fear of some dude buying bulk undies, scrubbin them on his ass crack and making a mint.
ReplyDeleteCheap panties are what, $2-5/pair? Avg selling price for soiled is $50. That is a heck of a mark up.
Uh...gross.
ReplyDelete34 bids, up to $3,500 now. So come on, who's bid here since the enties mentioned it?
ReplyDeleteEnty. You are making her a star. I seriously hate that I know who she is and I blame you. Please for fuckssake quit reporting on this whore.
ReplyDeleteUgh. I feel like I just got, like, 16 STDs just reading the headline.
ReplyDelete7100 now. I hate America.
ReplyDeleteWhenever there are auctions like this, expect there to be sham bids. Either the whores publicist to bump the price up, or just a troll, who never plans on actually completing the transaction.
ReplyDeleteUp to $10,400.
ReplyDeleteHa! Now it's up to $10,400.00 - with still six days left. This is going to sell for at least $50,000.
ReplyDeleteThis is pathetic. Any celeb used condoms out there for sale?
ReplyDeleteThis is a piece of pop-culture history? In just a few short years, this creepy, crusty, two-piece fashion don't will be worth less than a Beanie Baby.
ReplyDelete... unless there's some kind of underground celebrity porn collectibles community where something like this would retain some value?
Nah. I still think it'll go the way of the Beanie Baby.