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This B- list celebrity is barely B-. I am being generous and I think it is only because of who she is with that she moves up from the dreaded C list to B-. Does a little of this and a little of that and stays in the spotlight just enough where everyone kind of knows her name. You would be hard pressed to name something she has been in except for her relationship. She does have something unique going for her though. She says she is straight and no one has ever questioned that. She is with a guy now and has always publicly been with guys. The thing is she has been with four women at least in her life and is the only person I know who has been with the following combination of tabloid train wrecks.
A+ list singer/celebrity
Former almost A list mostly movie actress who is lucky if you consider her a C+
Former A list reality star turned joke
Former C- list celebrity now turned C+ list celebrity wife married to an A list mostly movie actor
SPLOOGE. FOR. EVERYONE.
ReplyDelete2 lindsay
ReplyDelete3 paris
Giving VIP the side eye. Work your magic.
ReplyDeleteStacy Kiebler
ReplyDeleteWhere are you VIP? Bueller? Bueller?
ReplyDeleteCan't guess the b-lister but here are my guesses for the others: Rhianna/Lindsay/Paris/ Jen Garner
ReplyDeleteI like the Stacy guess. C plus celeb wife, Jenna Dewan tatum?
ReplyDeletethe 4 are 'tabloid train wrecks'....is #4 a RH?
ReplyDeleteB- list celeb: Stacey Keibler
ReplyDeleteA+ list singer: Rihanna
Former almost A list actress: Lindsey Lohan
Former A list reality star: Paris Hilton
Former C- list celeb/wife: Jenna Dewan
Amber Rose???
ReplyDelete+1 Stew. Sounds about right.
ReplyDelete.....and Stacy Keibler is in the Daily Mail....
ReplyDeleteBrittney B*tch
ReplyDeleteBlohan
Paris
don't know
Is this really Stacy K?
Hough
ReplyDeleteB- Celeb: Vanessa Minnillo? Remember those crazy pics with Lindsay and a knife??
ReplyDelete#1 is either Britney or Xtina. I'm leaning toward Brit, since I think Enty calls xtina former A list these days.
ReplyDeleteHow about Camilla Alves for #4?
ReplyDeleteWow, crazy but good guesses.....
ReplyDeleteSplooge nation
ReplyDeleteWhat up, G?
DeleteMy fuck pole. You?
Delete~Swoon~
DeleteI like to shoot
ReplyDeleteMy fuck rocket into a jar of Vaseline
And watch my sparkles swim
Anyone know how to get ass blood out of a Persian rug?
ReplyDeleteIf Keibler was a carpet muncher, rumors of such would have come out of the wrestling world by now. Them dudes would beat the hell out of each other to be the one in the press outting her, and bumping up the indy show appearance fees.
ReplyDeleteJessica biel
ReplyDeleteRihanna
lindsay
Paris
Jenna dewan?
Why would anyone fuck Parasite Hilton or Blohan? Do all of those sand niggers who pay big bucks to pork them have herpes?
ReplyDeleteBut who cares if a sand nigger contracts herPes anyway? After all, some of them wipe their asses with Pebbles. The rest of them don't wipe at all and smell like shit.
Jessica Biel must suck dick like a Hoover because she is one ugly cunt.
ReplyDeleteJennifer Garner has been getting leads in feature films for over 10 years now. She would be called "actress" not "celebrity". And she's probably a comfortable B until she has another big hit.
ReplyDeleteOh gawd, this is like one of those math train questions you got in school....If a train is leaving Chicago at 10 am and another train is leaving Minneapolis at 7:35 am....ACK!
ReplyDeleteMy mind is completely frozen!
I want this to be Stacy Keibler. I don't think it is but I want it to be.
ReplyDeleteAgain, Massive G, the b*tches must be clawing eachothers' eyes out over your charming a$$.
ReplyDeleteI don't think a several-year wrestling career is "a little of this", though. She hasn't done a film or television spot in a while. She just dates George. She fits otherwise.
ReplyDeleteThe celeb is probably Keibler. Here are my guesses for the other ladies:
ReplyDelete1. Brit
2. Lindsay
3. Paris
4. Camilla Alves
Stacy is well known for wrestling and DWTS so it has to be someone else. I believe she was also in a couple of movies which may have been produced by WWE.
ReplyDeleteFubar
ReplyDeleteEnty doesn't have go to an approval system re: comments. Just add an ignore feature please.
ReplyDeleteI love your name, George! I dresses up as "the new Jan Brady" once for halloween. With big curly black wig and all!!
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ReplyDeleteWould anyone really be surprised or shocked to hear about some female celeb occasionally dipping into the lady pond?? The only interesting thing is the apparently impressive list of her scissor sisters. Now shocking would be the blind about 'straight' male celeb and his list.
ReplyDeleteKendra Wilkinson
ReplyDeleteSugar, I hope that black curly wig had a few 4-foot long blonde hairs hanging out from under for authenticity....That costume idea is GOLD.
ReplyDeleteLove any excuse for knee socks & Mary Janes.
Libby, i was walking down Haight street in my outfit channeling Jan Brady's funny walk and someone pulled over just to ask me if I was in costume or did I really dress like that.
DeleteOooooookay.
Jessica Biel sounds like she must fit somewhere. I like the ignore idea.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Vanessa Minillo(sp?)guess. She's a celebrity who's famous despite not having a body of work to back it up. Stacey Keibler hasn't had many other high profile relationships and Vanessa was well known of hanging out with the hollywood princess group back in the day (ie the blohan photos blink mentioned)
ReplyDeleteVanessa for the main girl
Britney for #1
Lindsay for #2
Paris for #3
and Jenna Dewan (mainly because I think Matthew M would be considered A++)
Is there video available of these events?
ReplyDeleteSugar--OMG, that's hilarious, and reminds me that in my 6th grade choir's big final production, I had a supporting role as a very little girl. So I was 12, but dressed YOUNG, holding a doll. Day of show, somebody's bitch mother volunteer(who didn't know the show or my part, partially b/c there were only 4 of us in costume out of 100+ kids), pulled me aside HARD and jabbed her finger in my face, asked "Are you okay? What's wrong with you?" I was confused b/c I thought the costume was obvious--but she thought I had a ginormous kiddie mental problem. lol! She eventually just gave up and you could tell she thought I was too far gone. haha
ReplyDeleteIt's funny now...she was such a judgmental nosey dipshit COW.
ON TOPIC (Sorry all)...
ReplyDeleteI like your reasoning Smokey, w/ this being Vanessa as the main player.
Could #4 also be Chris Hemsworth's wife? Matt McC and Tatum's wives are good guesses.
ReplyDelete@Massive: Yer crazy. Beil on all 4s from behind has to be one of the most beautiful things on the planet, like a setting sun in autumn or dolphins playing in crystal clear blue water or deer frolicking in a fresh snow.
ReplyDeleteVanessa is a good guess
ReplyDeleteStacy is still firmly associated with wrestling, even though it's been years, and her great performance on DWTS. Yes, those were years ago but they were what made her semi-famous.
ReplyDeleteMassive G is like the newly single uncle at a family gathering. He makes lame jokes, and uses new "hip" slang. Sometimes you laugh at the jokes, to be nice, and out of pity. In reality you just want to slowly step away from the awkwardness, and not come back.
ReplyDeleteNow I get it. D-bags like massive g are the reason for the new commenting policy. Why don't you losers go to reddit where you belong? What kind of pathetic loser gets off by posting the comments of an autistic 8 year old?
ReplyDelete@FalseProfit, I know you didn't mean to, but you've just insulted eight year old autistic kids.
ReplyDelete@FalseProfit: What new commenting policy?
ReplyDeleteI thought Nicole Richie, with the terror squad of Brit, Lohan, and Paris making up the first three. No idea who the fourth would be though.
ReplyDelete@FalseProfit Trolls are fishing for responses and the more hysterical the better.
ReplyDeleteSince both George and Matthew McConnaughy are rumored to be gay or bi, Stacy and Camilla tie this whole blind up nicely. Am torn on Brit for Rihanna for number 1.
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ReplyDeleteOh wait:
ReplyDeleteI think the A+ list singer/celeb is Britney.
She was hanging with Paris and Lindsay, which makes the list:
1. Britt
2. Blohan
3. Paris
4. Not a clue atm
Who was hanging around these three chicks? (Britt, P and Blohan did hang out for a while, who was the fourth?)
OK,
ReplyDeleteKimberly Stewart as the main girl
1.Britt
2.Blohan
3.Paris
4. Vanessa Manillo (Can't be Jenna Dewan, Channin Tatum is not A list imo)
Her unique thing is her family name. She used to hang with Paris all the time, who was hanging with Blo/Van/P (Nice name ; Blo van P)
Scratch Manillo. Nick Lachey isn't an A list movie actor xD
ReplyDeleteMassive , Biel is not into the pole.
ReplyDeleteJenna Dewan Isn't a Tabloid Train wreck tho. She's hardly In it. Camilla Alves either.
ReplyDeleteI'm down with the Stacy Guess tho. Tho I have feeling it isnt her.
Amber Heard for the protagonist of this blind. She is famous for being bisexual and with Depp, but I can't name anything she has actually done. I would bet that being the Out Bisexual Actress means that every bicurious starlet has seeked her out.
ReplyDeleteI've been wondering if Kiebler and Clooney were bearding for each other. It could be why they've lasted so long.
ReplyDeleteRachel Bilson
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ReplyDeleteJada Pinkett for number 4?
ReplyDeleteB list = Paris
ReplyDeleteA+ sing = Britney
A list actress who is C+ = Demi or Lohan
Former A list reality turned joke = Heidi Montag
C- celeb, A list Wife = Jessica Biel
Britney, Paris, Lindsey & Nicole Richie hung out ALL the time a few years ago. The last woman cannot be Biel c Justin Timberlake is not an A-list movie actor.
ReplyDelete@ Lila: You're right about Biel. Can't be her, I read it wrong.
ReplyDeleteMy last 2 guesses, if this blind is referring that the B list was with these women in the past and at that time this is what they were;
- Brooke Mueller (Sheen was considered A list when he was on Two and 1/2 Men wasn't he)?
- Rebecca Gayheart - married to Eric Dane (A list for TV when he was cast on Grey's?) & was in the tabs for a menage with Dane & Miss teen USA plus committed vehicular manslaughter.
Jessica biel for the Barley B-list. George is the first public relationship I've seen Stacy in
ReplyDeleteRihanna for the singer
Lindsey for the actress
Paris for the reality star
Jenna dawan since she was originally a dancer for the married women.
@Tae Scott: Keibler was a ring rat. When she was a Nitro Girl in WCW, she dated Ric Flair's son. During her WWE time, she dated a wrestler named Test, who has since passed on due to Oxy OD.
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