Friday, May 10, 2013

Miley Cyrus CAN Predict The Future - Tops Maxim Hot 100 List

Last week, Miley Cyrus said that she was going to be number one on the annual Maxim Hot 100 list. There is no way on this earth that I think Miley deserves that honor and I was hoping that Maxim would find a way to yank her from the top spot. I could not decide if it would have been more humiliating for her to be named #2 or #97. I'm sure the editors were upset because they probably had a big announcement planned and Miley ruined it. She probably waited until the issue went to press so they could not change their minds.

84 comments:

  1. I'm glad they decided to add boys to the list this year! Gender equality for all!

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  2. Or, like all of these things, she knew in advance. Also: 8.6/10, would bang.

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  3. Miley?!?!?!

    Hahahahaha, that's a good one.

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  4. So how much they paying you to watch me?

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  5. My Billy told me that I should be on the cover of Maxim! LOL! He's so silly! Heehee, Silly Billy! Lmao!

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  7. Since when is topping Maxim's 100 list an 'honor'?

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  8. Why are you doing that?

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  9. Miley's ass. Which makes think of ass to ass.

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  10. Geeze, what did Miley ever do to you Ent?

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  11. I guess an always-open mouth IS sexy. Like a living love doll. GAG.

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    1. Libby, stop being a bitch.

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    2. I'm sorry I called you a bitch, Libby.

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    3. Those high waited jeans are killing me. So fug.

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  12. SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
    SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
    SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

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  13. I'm schooling jumpers; I'm going to be the youngest in my class to go to nationals

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  14. Hannah Montana lost her bloomers and makes the cover of Maxim? Good Lord knows ain't nobody got time fo' that!

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  15. I think that's a good picture of her. She has a nice bum. The hair has grown on me.

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    1. Carebear, I like the new look. I'm older so I missed the whole H Montanna appeal but I think she's adorable. #1? Not so much but I bet she's a great lay

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    2. I have a total soft spot for Miley and I really love her hair too.

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  16. Spam sounds good right about now. Spam and eggs, mebbe some grits and some coffee. BAM!

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    1. Always got time for breakfast. Mmm grits n butter n cheez

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  17. Come on Miley, you already got pap flap shots from up a lil dress. You think people give a crap about 1/2 a butt cheek? Everybody knows you will be going full skank some day, so show us your snatch & turd cutter now, while they are still young and worth seeing.

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  18. Yeah, well, if only my ride would show, maybe I could get to practice

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  19. It's half adorable/half annoying that Miley seems to think she's the first young woman ever to start feeling sexy at her age.

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  20. Seriously, give us some real gossip-you know about the people you interact with/hear about on a daily basis?

    Count-are you the poster formerly named DisgruntledMan69? If so, your writing has vastly improved.

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  21. Am I the only one who thinks Miley Cyrus looks like a chipmunk???

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  22. What is going on with this thread?

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  23. I was sexier than Miley as HitGirl and I was only 12!

    Sav was telling me about this commenter on this site called Wendy Davis. She apparently has some cutting edge views when it comes to haircuts and knees. I would be curious what she thought about Miley's short hair being named sexiest? I think it's a travesty, I would only cut all my hair of for a role (like Mia Farrow, LOVE her!)

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  24. I'm in the minority because I like how she's been dressing lately, but that photo is so stupid! They could have taken a better photo.

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  25. How could I possibly stop being a bitch? Certain conditions ARE genetic.
    BITCH 'n' PROUD, betches.

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    1. Libby would your mom like that you are pretty much calling her a bitch or is she to busy having her armpits licked by a gang of Indian men?

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    2. Babe
      In
      Total
      Control of
      Herself

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  26. I just don't understand why you guys are so mean to Miley. I'd bang her. In fact I'd also bang everyone else in this thread and that includes Libby's sexy armpit.

    And speaking of sexy, I just wanna say hi to @Count Jerkula and thank you for the AMAZING pearl necklace you gave me last night. Oh, hunny u know how to please me! <3

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  27. I would go full ON lesbian on this little bitch! She is hot but needs a good punishing.

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  28. What a joke. How did she beat Stacy Kiebler?

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  29. You'd fuck an arm pit? Gah-ross!!

    I like ass to ass.

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  30. I like that Manti Te'o's imaginary girlfriend made the list. And well she should! she's rocking that bikini in the picture.

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  31. Yeah well listen, I don't care how many comic books you've read. You are wrong about this. All Batman would need to do is destroy Ironman's power source. Badda bing badda boom. He's toast. He's a bloated rich guy who relies entirely on that suit. Batman has the resources as well along with the training and the martial arts expertise. Don't even try to tell me Tony could take on Bruce hand to hand. It would not and could not happen.
    In essence, if given the prep time and knowledge of his opponent, Batman could take out Ironman. Both are human after all. I just think Batman has more street smarts than Ironman and doesn't rely as heavily on technology (though it does tend to serve his purpose more often than not)

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    1. I have to agree with this. Bruce Wayne has put in years of training and devotion to his cause. Iron is a dilettante with a fancy suit and worthless without it.

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  32. You know, I think I posted on the wrong..
    Oh screw it. Batman v Ironman is more interesting than this twit.

    Who wins? I say the Bat.

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  33. Wow, this place has really gone downhill. Makes sense.

    Anyway.

    I'm going to need this 90's thing to stop now. I don't think I can go through another decade of that style. It was fucking awful in so many ways.

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    1. Lets get outta here and go to the mall Grape.

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    2. It hasn't even been long enough for the 90s to be retro.

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  34. So what Maxim is saying is that every straight man really wants a twink in their lives?

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  35. Maxim's list has really become irrelevant now for sure. Miley is cute but not hot.

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  36. Don't know a single man who finds her sexy. I've heard them say she can look sexy for a mouse, but that's about it.

    She must have one hell of a PR team to have grabbed that title.

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  37. Hey TG! Great to see you again!

    Ignore the idiot today. Don't stay away!

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  38. Jesus, just read through. What *is* going on in this thread?

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  39. Miley needs to join me for a workout!

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  40. Do you know why women have such small feet?
    So they can stand closer to the sink while they are doing the dishes.

    I’d like to apologize to any feet who may have taken offense to my last joke.

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  41. Ergh, no one is buying that this is legitimate.

    Also, this thread is bonkers.

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  42. Hi Libby, thanks! :) Wow, there's some serious trollin' going on here.

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  43. Anonymous7:21 AM

    Is she related to Brigitte Nielsen? I love short hair on a woman. Have U seen Sheena Easton? She makes me want 2 Gett Off.

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  44. Yeah, TG. It's already started replying to itself. Just some nutcase that has a bone w/ Enty or the regulars.

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  45. Even if she didn't cut off all her hair and wear the ugliest clothing possible, I still can't imagine how she would ever be anywhere close to #1. Her publicist must really have some pull with that magazine!

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  46. Hannah Montana is cute now that she's done had that operation and got rid of all them gums. Girl was all gums. Oh and she got herself a titty job. She looks good. Looking goooood, Hannah!

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  47. Damn with the spam again. Making me hungry!

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  48. Anonymous8:04 AM

    @Gayeld 2Nite I'm gonna party like it's 1999

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  49. From now on, I demand that all "Hot"/"Sexy"/"Beautiful" lists provide the full management team list for each person (agent, manager, PR flack, etc.). That way, we can tell who the most powerful people in Hollywood truly are.

    I don't know who represents Miley, but those people should be popping champagne for pulling off such a coup. Same for whoever got Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens in the top 10. The Top 10, people!

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  50. @Bacon Batman can take down any character since his power is being a badass normal who is super prepared. He probably has a jammer built into his belt or cowl that could shut down Stark's reactor and put him into a coma. At least he'd have one (multipurpose of course) if I was writing him.

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  51. Did you guys see the rest of the top 10? Elisha Cuthbert? ASHLEY TISDALE? Vanessa Hudgens? Selena Gomez?

    It's like a Disney Nightmare.

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  52. The fuck is wrong with Maxim?!?!?!?!? That buck tooth beaver shouldn't even be in the top 100.

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  53. Miley is gross and so is Maxim.

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  54. Hey there sweet thing can I get some more pancakes?

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  55. Anonymous1:52 PM

    There must be a bet somewhere
    Or a board told them thes trolls to come here and infest us

    If Miley let that out the bag early or before they officially made up their minds, and back them in a corner ITS EXTREMELY UNPROFESSIONAL. and they wont forget it

    wide up miley, you were doin so good
    dont burn bridges

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  56. Manti Te'o fake girlfriend finishing at 69 was a god joke. M. C. and Selena Gomez finishing 1st and 2nd also a joke, but not a good one...

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  57. Hey, it's just Miley being Miley! It's a party in the USA, y'all!

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    1. And the Jay Z song was oooonnn

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  58. Maybe Dan Schneider is a guest judge at Maxim this time.

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