Friday, May 10, 2013

Porn Is Really Paying Off For Farrah Abraham

Let us go through the history of how Farrah Abraham has made her fortune shall we? She got pregnant at 16 and made money by signing on with MTV because she got pregnant so young. While she was pregnant and for the next couple of years after that, she made money on the show. After the show ended, Farrah began preparing for her porn career by getting new breasts and then has tried unsuccessfully to find some mentors like Lindsay Lohan has and also to do or say anything she can to get on a new television show. None of that worked so she did porn. She says she got $1.5M. Other reports had it at less than $1M. Considering how much she lies, let us go with the less than $1M number. Since then though she has snagged a six figure deal for a weight loss drug which she does not need and probably has never used and now she has full use of a $400K car when she is in LA and gets another six figures a year from that car company for promoting their services. Apparently she has two other deals in the works which will pay her another $500K a year. So, getting pregnant at 16 and doing porn is obviously the way to make it in this world.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:30 AM

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95 comments:

  1. BoobsNSnatch6:31 AM

    Mmmmmm, just like that

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    1. FSP6:38 AM

      I think you're my new favorite commenter @boobs

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  2. The Fox6:31 AM

    Very attractive

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  3. Sweet Brown6:32 AM

    I'ma buy me a plane ticket, fly to where that bitch lives and SMACK HER IN THE FACE because as a bible reading Christian I ain't got time fo' that!

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  4. Karen6:33 AM

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  5. TwistyKoi6:34 AM

    What a knob! She doesn't know you need to come out with a lesbian porno before you go straight to anal? I don't even think I can watch this!!!!

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  6. The Fox6:34 AM

    So what are you doing?

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  7. libby6:34 AM

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  8. BoobsNSnatch6:35 AM

    Take off my shirt

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  9. Meanie Rhysie6:36 AM

    I'd do ass to ass with her.

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  10. Topper Madison6:36 AM

    Well, a porn career is one way to go.

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  11. Meanie Rhysie6:36 AM

    Nice boobies! I like boobies, too.

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  12. Lucas6:37 AM

    Awww, Enty. You're just jealous that you have have to keep handling probate cases and pounding out poorly-worded and highly sensationalized (and super judgmental) gossip to keep you in bacon. Or worse, that you are a sad hausfrau who has to keep banging out poorly-worded and super judgmental gossip while pretending to be a probate-lawyer-cum-gossip blogger.

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    1. Kimberly Joyce6:45 AM

      Lucas, I take SERIOUS offense to the word hausfrau. I cannot BELIEVE you would use that word on a blog dominated by women. I thought you were our ally.

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    2. Lucas6:54 AM

      So that means you're sitting at your kitchen table in a house dress with cats on it with a Salem dangling from your lips and QVC on in the background, right?

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    3. Kimberly Joyce7:23 AM

      God, Lucas, you couldn't be farther from the truth. My house ROBE is one solid color: purple. The color of royalty. Which I am.
      I smoke PARLIAMENTS, and I'm watching DVRed episodes of Nancy Grace. Get it straight.
      Speaking of Nancy Grace, I think she is really crazy and kind of mean. Am I the only one?

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    4. Nellie7:32 AM

      Come on Lucas. Don't be mean. We love you.

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    5. Lucas8:44 AM

      @Nellie - I'm a touch sensitive lately. I had a dear friend tell me I am disrespectful to women (she is one) and it really stung. I meant no disrespect by "hausfrau" and ovrrreacted. The comments section of a gossip blog that is often disrespectful of women and very, very disrespectful to people who's sexual lives don't conform to the bible-belt "norms" is a poor place for armchair feminism, in my opinion. Even if you are actively working to combat sexist, misogynist ideals you are assisting those who profit from it with every click.

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    6. misspoppypants5:21 PM

      So well said Lucas, though her post was so preppsterous I think she was going for sarcasm. Fucking hausfraus aren't sophisticated with irony.

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    7. Jacq10:36 PM

      Lucas, betches gonna be betches. Hausbetches. Put that in your Frau and smoke it.

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    8. The Real Dragon10:57 PM

      I agree with Lucas tho.

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  13. Dipsomaniac6:37 AM

    Are there any adults left here? I am at work, trying to catch up on gossip, and read humorous commentary. If I wanted to be subject to this, I would hang out with my eleven year old and his friends. Please, get a hobby, read a book, get a job. Do something productive.

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    1. CarrieGraceMoretzbetches6:48 AM

      @Dipso, while you are at work you are reading about a filthy whore that do anal sex tapes?? I wonder what your Boss would think about that? Luckily my Boss doesn't care 'cause his brother in law financed it. But whatever I'm in Hollywood Betches!

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    2. Dipsomaniac7:07 AM

      It is a gossip page. You have turned it into something dirty. I don't think any of you have a boss. You probably are internet junkies, living with your parents.

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    3. Nellie7:33 AM

      School isn't out for another month right? What is going on this morning?

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    4. Marieeee7:48 AM

      Agreed completely. This place has turned into something awful. So sad.

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  14. The Fox6:37 AM

    Try me

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  15. Unknown6:38 AM

    Lets go to the mall everybody!

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    1. Sarah6:54 AM

      And that's all it took to get that stuck in my head haha

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  16. Kelly6:39 AM

    What is up today? O_o

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    1. Brooke6:46 AM

      My theory - the bunch of peeps complaining the other day decided to band together and create their own little group to hijack CDaN with fake annoying private jokes. It's pretty obvious that each of these random posters all have "private" accounts so you can't see when they joined Blogger. Real mature.

      Or somehow a bunch of trolls decided to grace us with their presence. Either way...

      The only one who had anything good is the betch with the sexy gifs. :)

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  17. The Fox6:40 AM

    You mean a lover?

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  18. La Descarada6:41 AM

    So it DOES pay to have "8 fingers up in this bitch!" Ah, a positive inspiration to young girls everywhere.

    She also attempted getting a deal from one of those "sugar daddy" websites however they rejected her twice. She wanted them to pay her for saying she was a member perusing for a rich pepaw without actually doing so.

    What I don't understand is why is she not pounding down the doors of Arby's asking for a deal? She's CLEARLY a prime candidate for promoting roast beef.

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  19. Rodney Dice Gottfried6:41 AM

    Dis Farrah Abraham and some schmuck go up da hill, each wit $500. She came down wit a grand, a sawr asshole and a mout fulla jizz. OOOOOOH!

    She a cum guzzla! Hey honey, if you took more shots in da mug, you wouldn't have dat kid runnin around. Baby sitta money cuts inta yer hewerin money, ya know.

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  20. Ghost of Songs Past6:42 AM

    Well gee. Maybe, just maybe she is being extorted for money?
    Drugs are a helluva drug.
    Maybe, just maybe she wasn't even the one who set this whole thing up.
    Maybe, just maybe someone did it for her and the dimwit dumbass signed on the dotted line because she owed so much that she was afraid her supplier would walk.
    Do you honestly think she's smart enough to think of this on her own?

    Maybe. Just. Maybe. (But that would be a BIG maybe)

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  21. Sweet Brown6:42 AM

    Robin, this girl is taking it in the booty and you want to go to the Mall??

    What is the country comin' to???

    Oh yeah, you is Canadian.

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    1. Unknown6:52 AM

      Eh now! I'm a proud Canuck

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  22. The Fox6:43 AM

    Swiss bank accounts, loaded with the missing cash

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  23. Kimberly Joyce6:43 AM

    Seriously, how am I the only person who thinks she has an ugly cry face?

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  24. a non a miss6:43 AM

    You should be proud Farrah.

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  25. libby6:44 AM

    Reno, ignore it. I think someONE is extremely busy this morning.

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    1. Brooke6:47 AM

      I like your answer better.

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    2. TikkaMasala6:58 AM

      Why did you deleted your comment Libby?? Is it because it involved armpit fallacious?

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  26. Count Jerkula6:47 AM

    @Kimberly Joyce: Who cares how ugly the cry face is? If she broke down and had legit tears in the scene, I would have actually paid for it. Only thing in porn hotter than a chick crying is a chick puking.

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  27. Kimberly Joyce6:47 AM

    Libby, I'm sorry I called you a bitch. :'(

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  28. The Fox6:47 AM

    Almost 15

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  29. Cathy6:54 AM

    Ugh. I go away on a business trip for ONE day and this is what happens?

    And what's up with Lucas trying to be all count-like in other posts?

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    1. Lucas7:01 AM

      @Cathy - there is a little Count Jerkula in all men. Some days more than others.

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    2. mizzoutiger767:18 AM

      LOL!

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    3. Unknown7:43 AM

      I had a lot of the Count in me. Ifyaknowwhatimean?!? I mean his large penis.

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    4. Leon Phelps10:06 AM

      Mmm mmm Ms Sparkles. Come talk to Leon

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  30. Karrots6:58 AM

    It doesn't matter how much she banks this year or next year - she is going to piss it away. If she was smart about her money she would still have funds from Teen Mom and wouldn't have needed to do the porno. She has a pill and shopping problem and the last stop on her train is Erin Moranville.

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  31. Meanie Rhysie7:04 AM

    I wish the Count would jerk me and so do all you betches. Be honest.

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    1. HD YEAHH10:05 AM

      All womens are dirty Skype sluts. Can I join??

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  32. jadedlove7:07 AM

    Some where down the road I went wrong for going to college then grad school. Why am I almost 30 and still living at home with my parents??

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    1. Mama June7:11 AM

      @jadedlove-I know what you mean! Hang in there, I just paid off my student loan a couple weeks ago. Sometimes the degree seems like a waste, but I'm thankful to have a job. Good luck to you!

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    2. Gayeld7:44 AM

      Because you have a sense of dignity.

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  33. libby7:08 AM

    Lucas--It's Spring. You're allowed a little oat-feeling. It's healthy.

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    1. ecua4:50 AM

      Is that really Lucas? I thought someone hijacked his pic and name.

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  34. Barton Fink7:09 AM

    And poor Deen got only twenty bucks to soil himself with the stanktwat of that beast. Injustice!

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  35. surfer7:15 AM

    What the hell is going on here?

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  36. hunter7:19 AM

    Hi Surfer - we aren't sure but the comments are all jacked today. We're trying (mostly) to ignore it.

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  37. Anonymous7:25 AM

    Oh, honey, no. Do not cry. If U R going 2 do porn, make it look good. Have some flair and some savoir faire. Do your thing as if U don't have a care.

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  38. Ber7:44 AM

    OH MY GODDD...CRYING IS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR U SWEETIE

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  39. Anonymous7:51 AM

    @ Marieeee R U crying like Farrah right now?

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  40. Cory7:54 AM

    Kimberly, I agree, Nancy Grace is one of the most annoying people on TV (a little less than the Kartrashians). She makes herself Judge and Jury and you get the feeling she would like to be executioner as well.

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  41. Jonathan Andrew Sheen8:05 AM

    I think we need to give Dipsomaniac some kind of Lifetime Internet Achievement Award for actually typing:

    It is a gossip page. You have turned it into something dirty.

    I mean, really, my irony-meter just done blowed up.

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  42. Jonathan Andrew Sheen8:08 AM

    @Kimberly Joyce, possibly the most terrifying thing abotu Nancy Grace is that she used to be an actual, real-life prosecutor. With her dishonesty, manipulation, and blatant bias, I shudder to think how many innocent wretches she's railroaded into prison cells before realizing that the court of public opinion would let her get away with more blatant abuses, and also paid better.

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  43. libby8:13 AM

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  44. auntliddy8:43 AM

    and all she had to do was completely debase and humiliate herself. she can have every penny of ill gotten gains.

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  45. EastCoastMa8:47 AM

    I hate everything about this. It must be nice... but then again I'm glad I'm not a coked out teen mom willing to do just about anything on film to make some $$$.

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  46. Sarah9:34 AM

    What happened to the good people and commenters at CDAN???

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  47. Sarah9:34 AM

    What happened to the good people and commenters at CDAN???

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  48. Leon Phelps10:05 AM

    Yeah that da butt!

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  49. Sweet Brown10:22 AM

    Count Jerkula said I can save my money because that man in her movie done slapped her face with his dick. Bam DONE!

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  50. surfer10:30 AM

    Thanks Hunter.

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  51. Silly Girl11:03 AM

    @Lucas, I don't recall you EVER being disrespectful to women. You always struck me as 'one of the good guys'. My husband is exactly the same way, and I love him for it!!

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    1. PJJ2:43 PM

      That's because he wasn't, people just turned on him out of nowhere

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  52. Moosefan11:42 AM

    Well, I see my working two jobs and getting my masters degree was the wrong way to do things. Guess I should have sold ass or grass.

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  53. feraltart12:48 PM

    Lucas, I have never found you disrespectful. Maybe your dear friend is having a hard time & taking it out on you because she can say stuff to you instead of the actual douchenozzle because you are a nice guy.

    My theory on the trolls is this. I signed up to the CDan OT blogspot, made comments, no problem. Then all of a sudden it was made invitation only. I wonder whether some people who went to that blog & made it private decided to troll CDan for shits & giggles. I really didn't think anything was on the nose with the blog until they changed it to private, now I am very suspicious & no-one has addressed the change made to it.

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  55. Anonymous1:57 PM

    The fun part of this, is HOW FAST shes going to blow through all this money and BE SO BROKE!!!
    i give it till the fall

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  56. Count Jerkula2:14 PM

    @Skype: To quote the great Willie Nelson, "If you've got the money honey, I've got the tiiiiime. We'll go honky tonkin and we'll have a time. Bring along your Cadillac, leave my old wreck behiiind. If you've got the money, honey, I've got the time."

    Don't worry though, I'm a cheap date. 6pk and a sandwich will get you in my pants ;)

    @Ms. Sparkles: Shhhhh. It is better if they think it is small, that way they are pleasantly surprised. Nooner on Tuesday?

    @SweetBrown: When you gonna gimme some of that, Sweetnins? I bet your Ebony Ejaculate Entrances are tasty morsels. I wanna see if "the darker the berry the sweeter the juice" is for realsies. You come over to my place and we can talk it over while BBQing.

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    1. TwistyKoi11:17 PM

      Count. A sandwich and 6 pack? What if I made the sandwich while giving you a BJ? You could drink while I do it. As long as you have one free hand to pull my hair!

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  57. misspoppypants5:18 PM

    400k car my assssssssss. 40K at most.

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  58. Threadkilla5:21 PM

    You guys, how does Farrah think she can compare to Kim K? She's so much prettier! I say more power to her, get that paper!

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  59. misspoppypants5:30 PM

    400k car my assssssssss. 40K at most.

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  60. Count Jerkula11:37 PM

    @TwistyKoi: Sweetie Pie, if you are into Kitchen Tricks, I'll marry you. Straight up, no bull shit. I have had some Kitchen Trick fantasies and even pitched em on porn sites trying to see them come to life.

    First and foremost, you gotta wear an apron and nothing else. Start with some mopping. Not one of those sponge mop pieces of shit, a real yarn/rope/whatever the fuck it is mop.

    The mopping is the foreplay. From there we zoom in on some hands and knees scrubbing. At that point, with yer lovely dumper in the air, I'd make my move.

    That is just one set up. If you like we could do a weekend game w/ point values and prizes. Up against the counter while making a sandwich, on the bed while you are folding laundry. Oh, how about a suction cup dildo on a canister vac and I get a BJ while I scoot you around the floor and you do the carpets. So much to be said for multi tasking.

    Moppin, Laundry and Sandwiches: 3 hottest things a broad can do besides sex.

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  61. Zeeky_Boogy_Doog11:43 PM

    Feraltart - I'm glad you said something about the OT blogspot... my computer died and by the time I got a new one and back onto various sites, the OT was locked. Wasn't sure if it was because there was also that CDaN forum made and maybe they decided to shut down OT.

    LOL, I felt like Scumbag Steve! I'd posted something like "we're here for you" then I disappeared.

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  62. poovey-tunt6:52 PM

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