Tuesday, May 07, 2013

Today's Blind Items - She Knew How To Do Things That Would Blow Your Mind

I remember the first time I ran into this then A list celebrity. I was expecting her to be this very innocent, kind of goofy and very beautiful person. This is how she wanted the public to see her and it was how she had me see her. 20 minutes later when I saw her but she did not see me, I saw her drinking a shot and yelling at her manager using language I can't even begin to describe. It was a long way from the virginal teen beginning she had and how she was portrayed to everyone. It was not long after this, that she announced something which was a huge negative for her. HUGE. Could have ruined her career. Might have, except for all the favors she called in. I was shocked her career did not nose dive and remember asking someone about it who told me at the time that she had f**ked 20 huge reporters and music producers and record executives and television producers over the years while she was married while at the same time giving that same goofy smile and aww shucks kind of mentality. One of the record producers said she knew how to do things that blew his mind but he was not sure it was because she was really that good or that he had expected her to be like the image she portrayed so that made it more exciting. When her career looked like it would nose dive she called in all the favors and puff pieces were written about her and she was given jobs other than her main profession and acting jobs and her label didn't drop her and she churned out a hit record. She also managed to convince another guy she had been cheating with to leave his wife so that way she could look all happy and innocent again.

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    1. I like this guess. The thing that should have ended her career being the car accident where she killed that woman. I was thinking about Brandy last night (an old song of hers came on my radio) and was wondering how the heck she still had a career.

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    2. Ooh, I like this guess... forgot about that tragic accident!

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  2. Singer who became so many other things, JLo while either married to Judd or her first husband Ojani

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  3. I want to say Jessica Simpson but it doesn't add up.

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  4. @Boozie: I thought Jessica too, but I agree, it doesn't add up.

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  5. Olivia Newton John

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  6. Scratch that I did not notice virginal teen

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  7. I have it on good authority that this is Jessica Simpson. (Probably)

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    1. @ethorne- are you in cahoots with the enties too?

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    2. #behindthecurtain

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    3. reveallll yourselffff

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    5. Poppycock is really good!

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    6. You just like the amazing glaze.

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    7. Ahhhmazing glaze...how sweet you taste

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    8. Ooooh, the one with cashews!!!

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    9. Poppycock? With glaze?

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    10. That saved a betch like me...

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  8. I thought Jessica simpson too for the aw shucks. could the huge thing that could have ruined her career be when she cheated on nick with the jackass?

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  9. I like Jessica Simpson too but I'm not sure it fits.

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  10. I'd say Leann Rimes, but enty said she was "beautiful" so that's prob out.

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  11. Again, when I read about sexual stuff these celeb women do that "blow the minds" of the men they're with I want to know, what WHAT?? Details please!!

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  12. LeAnn Rimes. She started her career in her teens, got married early and many people said she was a beard for him and he was a way to keep her clean-cut image. There have been rumors about her over the years, maybe they are true.

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    1. I actually went to high school with her first husband and danced with him. I know he was a dancer but never once did he seem gay.

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  13. I think this is Jessica Simpson. virgin when she married Nick...cheated with guys from Dukes....girl likes her salad tossed which leads me to believe she's not as naive/innocent/sweet as everyone thinks....she's got her hand in music, shows, movies, fashion, shoes, beauty lines....girls a lot slicker than mist think...oh and she's a billionaire, so def not a stupid girl...

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    1. @invain: there are 2 types of people in this world, those who enjoy having their salad tossed and those who never had their salad tossed.

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    2. Count are you making salad Friday? Call me.

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    3. Bwahaha. CJ, you are on today.

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  14. I know someone who used to be Dean's dance partner back in Michigan - they all thought he was gay too until he started dating Leann. But everyone was so young, maybe he was just a dude into dance, maybe he was gay, who knows - he wasn't out if he was.

    I think this is probably Jessica.

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  15. Isn't JS manager her dad? I can't see her yelling at her dad if he is this tyrannt Enty describes.

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  16. I could try and make Jessica Simpson fit until the "she churned out a hit record" part. Jessica hasn't really recorded since she became a reality star and was married to Nick Lachey, right?

    Brandy could work, wasn't she secretly married and got pregnant young? Then she had the car accident.



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  17. Lol @figgy! I know what you mean, what are they doing?! I want to know.

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  18. ohhh I like the Leann guess. Makes sense with Eddie and how ugly that got. I know nothing about her music tho.

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  19. I can totes see brandy fit here

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  20. @Montana: good point.

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  21. Never mind swifty. I co-sign Jessica.

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  22. hmmm, tho calling Leann beautiful is a stretch. Jessica does sound a lot better. We know she's a dirty girl - Mayer outed her for that.

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  23. Ooh, remember when John Mayer called her "sexual napalm?" I'm definitely convincing myself.

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  24. But Enty never called her beautiful....he said "a beautiful person".
    Kind of subjective, but I interpreted it as her character, and not appearance.

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  25. Jessica Simpson sort of fits. Remember when John Mater called her 'sexual napalm'

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  26. I immediately thought of JS - I can't really think of anyone else who pushed the V card as far as she did.

    Dare I google salad tossed?

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  27. @mac same point goes for Brandi though, even if you count her rap record she hasn't put out a hit anything in years.

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  28. I'm on-board the LeAnn train (I wish!).

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  29. My first thought was Mandy Moore, but I think this is Jessica Simpson with the scandal being her divorce/rumored affair with that Jackass guy.

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  30. I kept seeing Zooey Deschanel in my head when I read this. He's crazy about her and she fits except I can't place her with anyone now that left his spouse to be with her.

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  31. Hmmm....Jessica was definitely dropped by her record label (Columbia) in 2005.

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  32. I thought of Jlo for this. She was never really that talented so I always thought she had to be sleeping with people on the back end to continue getting parts and her record album. Marc Anthony left his wife, did a quicky divorce so he could marry her. And I remember one interview with Ben Affleck where he said the only thing he missed about her was the sucking his toes thing.

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    1. BWAAAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHHAAHAHAHHAA&!!!!!
      J-Lo as a virgin!
      ROTFL!!!!
      Best laugh Ive had all year!!! Thanks!

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  33. Did any of these ladies (Jessica, LeAnn, Brandy) have huge announcements that could've/should've been career ending? I like Jessica for this, but not sure how the announcement mentioned fits. LeAnn cheated, Brandy accident... None feel like the right answer. :/

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  34. The visual of J.Lo sucking Ben Affleck's toes literally made my morning. Thanks @star.

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  35. JLo and Sean Combs getting caught in that club with a gun toting friend was big news, it almost seemed like she was going to get charged with something and then it all went away.

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  36. I was gonna say Leann but her and beauty don't ring true however beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

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  37. "puff pieces" = Puff Daddy

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  38. "puff pieces" = Sexual Napalm's lips. Either set.

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  39. Are we gonna just act like yesterday never happened?????

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    1. I know right, where the hell was enty????

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    2. Just ignore the man behind the curtain. Yesterday never happened shhhh!

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    3. Exactly! We need some kind of conclusion. Can't just brush it off and act like it never happened.

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    4. Answers! We want answers!

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    5. Anonymous6:27 PM

      I want answers too...did the original enty died and the gossip Gods were choosing a replacement?

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  40. @Star, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Gross.

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  41. My first, immediate guess was Britney, because of the personality - I've always really thought that Britney came off as kinda goofy and a little humble when she started out - virgin image obviously, worked with wholesome brands like Got Milk?. She also acted. If I hear "aww shucks" I think of Britney, always sold as the little Southern girl. ALSO Britney's lyric "not that innocent" comes to mind seeing innocent used in the blind.

    Did Jessica act? She did the reality show, but has she done any film/TV work?

    I would say that huge announcements are divorce, the reveal of an addiction or mental illness that would require treatment, announcing an affair. Depending on the person it could be a pregnancy, if that person still needed to be seen as someone young and sexy (you know, even five years ago celebrities weren't getting pregnant every day, and the young pop stars certainly weren't until Brit).

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  42. Miley Cyrus? The scandal was this photo-shoot with A. Leibovitz?

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  43. Jessica was daisy duke. that was huge for her

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  44. @cocokitty THIS! Still wondering why we were left hanging?

    As for the blind, none of the guesses are very exciting, but I'd rather it be JLo than Jessica. And Jessica hasn't have a hit record in ages, not that I know of anyway!

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  45. I read this as Jlo. She has acted more than Jess has.

    And the gun play with Diddy nearly did derail her career.


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  46. What are you guys talking about that happened yesterday?

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  47. I'm surprised no one has said Britney Spears. Wasn't Kfed married when they first got together? I know the ex has 2 kids by him. She pushed the virginal card while banging Justin. Career ender could have been when she went off the deep end. She used to have that awwww shucks attitude when she was younger. She's had hit records within the past few years. She seems to fit to me.

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  48. For the record, I never believed Dean Shermet, the first Mr. Leann, was gay. He became a chef and married another woman after his divorce from Leann, when he'd probably been set up for life with a tasty divorce settlement and would have had no financial reason to stay in the closet. He's just a straight guy who likes to dance and cook, and if you know another one who is available, please let me know.

    Nobody ever suggested that Kevin Federline was gay, by the way.

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  49. Miley? Career ending could have been pregnant underage or while still on contract with Disney. And who expected Hannah Montana to be a wild woman in the sack?

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  50. The shooting Jlo was involved in, wasn't what I would consider an announcement, LOL.

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  51. it says she churned out a hit record so it can't be jessica simpson.

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  52. Jessica fits, but who is the man she convinced to leave his wife?

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  53. I thought a comment on yesterday's long-standing Paris item mentioned Enty tweeted that his internet connection went down. Did I hallucinate that?

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  54. @ivs yes I didn't get my fix, and it hurts. Emotionally.

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    1. This made me giggle! Emotionally;)

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  55. I read this as jlo. But the aww shucks virginal act doesn't fit .. She has more of that Bronx attitude..

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  56. I thought of Britney too but I seem to remember that Enty loves Britney and would never say anything bad about her. I think he even called her his "friend" at some point.

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  57. @Bitter

    Yes but that was the original Enty - the new Enty(s) does not seem to claim any more personal connections so everyone may be a target now.

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  58. it's jessica...this shouldn't be a blind, everyone knows she cheated on Nick with not only Duke's guys but Jackass guys...her father whored her out, but he was just in love with Nick...this messed Nick up very much, it's a miracle Vanessa got him to the alter, I truly wish them true happiness though, she saved him

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  59. I think we have the wring Simpson girl. I think its Asslee.

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  60. Britney. With Federline as the guy she convinced to leave his wife. Her 48 hour marriage could be the nose dive, or the psychotic break. Acting was in Will and Grace and she did that talent show.

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  61. Oh and I almost forgot about the movie Crossroads. ALMOST. I wish i forgot xD

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  62. One can tweet from their phone so it wouldn't matter if your internet connection is down. Same with Facebook. However, posting on a blog would be pert near impossible. Something was going on and we will never be told what it is.

    This seems like a mash up of several people: Jho for the doing anything for success, Sexual Napalm for the virginity aspect and Britney for the "aw shucks" demeanor. I also can't see Britney as ambitious as this. It appears others are telling her what to do to keep their $ coming in.

    If it weren't for the virginal part it would definitely fit JHo. I suck at these!

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    1. Blogger has an app that would allow you to post from the same phone you tweeted from. God knows we wouldn't notice spelling and grammar errors.

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  63. Britney is a perpetual A list though. The ratings are off.

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  64. Re: Yesterday - Enty Tweeted that he was having Internet problems, so that's probably what happened.

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  65. This is totally Britney.

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  66. Not JLo. Never was the virginal teen. Leann never did the dumb routine. Brit never had puff pieces after her breakdown. This is Jessica. Her music career, marriage and the show ended about the same time. That was the nosedive. She went into merchandising and hit the lotto.

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  67. @ethorne: Babe, as long as the lettuce is fresh and recently rinsed, you got it. Don't bother doing any trimming, if I find croutons, I'll go ahead and trim it up myself. Oh, and no dressing either. I'll have a Halls in my mouth for flavor and an extra tingle ;)

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    1. Oh shit, don't threaten me with a good time.

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  68. I don't think it's Jessica - maybe a country singer?

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  69. I vote for Jessica "Sexual Napalm" Simpson.

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  70. Now see, I read this as Julie Andrews! No, really, I did.

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  71. Anonymous3:25 PM

    Jessica Sexual Napalm Simpson

    Didnt she have that song once , a remake from a tom cruise movie?

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  72. Anonymous3:26 PM

    BUT...i absolutely LOVE the brandy guess

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  73. "Take My Breath Away"! Ha! I forgot she did that!

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  74. Katy Perry. She's got the goofy aw shucks act and she started out as a virginal gospel singer. She's also a drinker and kinky.

    She and Russel Brand were married but seemed to both be open or swingers.

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  75. I read this as Marie Osmand!

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  76. Marie is Mormon but openly supports her gay daughter, same sex unions and has spoken about post parting dapression and there are rumors that she attempted suicide. All very taboo for Mormons. Also her second husband was a record producer.

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  77. Not even close. Leann Rimes.

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  78. Jessica Simpson had an abortion when she was with John Maher. Go back to archived photos and see her looking all sad an puffy in a hideous sweatsuit.

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  79. Jessica Simpson had two Top 20 hits back in the day, and played Daisy in the Dukes of Hazzard movie.

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  80. @ethorne: Only threat you'll hear from me is when I threaten to stop, so you have to beg for it.

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  81. Jessica had one night stands with Johnny Knoxville and Jeremy Renner. She's the kind of trailer park princess these guy go for.

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  82. I would bet it's Britney, and the thing that would have ruined her is that she got knocked up and had an abortion.

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  83. Brandy definitely doesn't fit because she has NEVER been married. She claimed she was secretly married to the father of her child to protect her image but in reality, they never married.

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