Friday, June 28, 2013

Billy Bob Thornton Knew About Angelina Jolie's Surgery

If you ever doubted that Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton talk all the time, then all you have to do is listen to what Billy Bob had to say when he was asked about Angelina's surgery. He told Life & Style that Angelina told Billy before she went public with the news. He says that when you are great friends with someone, you do not want to hear something like that on the news. Yeah, great friends. With some benefits. She did not even tell her father even though she saw him after the surgeries happened. But, she told her ex who she also helps with scripts, writes introductions for him and is on her speed dial. Oh, and other benefits too. You know they are seeing each other when they are in town together somewhere and you know it probably is way more than a hug hello or goodbye. Tell me when you have seen Angelina all over Brad Pitt like she always was with Billy Bob and then tell me she does not see Billy Bob.

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  1. I hate to go there and I usually hate people who go there, but damn, are you are PMSing or something? What's with the AJ hate? Couple of days ago she was gloating about being a special UN ambassador and now she's humping Billy Bob the day after a double mastectomy? MIDOL, aisle 7.

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  2. oh and she didn't tell her dad because her Jon Voight is a big mouth PMK wannabe. The minute he found out, press release time.

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  3. This IS bullshit. So she's friends with an ex or two? You know who isn't? Terrible people, violent or insane people--THEY have no friends who are ex-lovers. Being friends with an ex makes her normal in my book.

    I wish somebody would explain to me when she possibly has TIME to have a physical relationship with BBT? GMAB.

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  4. Exactly Madam---Voight is only in her life as she wishes, precisely because of what HE has done.

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    1. @libby. She's a lot more forgiving than I am, frankly. The next time John "sees" me will be when I'm dancing on his grave.

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  5. Brad Pitt is such a girl. I said it before and I'll say it again, he totally lost his sack when he hooked up with her. She's running around the world saving kids & humping everyone in sight while he's back home taking care of the kids and watching Lifetime.

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    1. He never had a sack. He was engaged to the GOOP.

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  6. Brad knew what he was getting when he got it and he gets all the pub he ever needed without having to make awful movies like WWZ too.

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  7. the the bitchy tangents, good grief. She was a wild 20 something when she was with billy bob. if she acted like that in public with brad now that she's pushing forty and the mother of six, it would be highly inappropriate. you'd just bitch about that too.

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  8. If I recall correctly, they were still married when she adopted Maddox. He didn't want to be part of that and she was ready for family and they split.

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  9. Brad is no saint...read the blinds, I think he's doing his fair share of humping around...but don't they have an open relationship or some arrangement to that effect?

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  10. Thank you, Madame...took the word right out of my keyboard!

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  11. I am sure she told both of her ex-husbands. Johnny Lee Miller gave a rare gushing quote about how protective of her he is right before the news came out. I bet she made phone calls to people she knew she could trust to keep quiet and that isn't Jon Voight. It's hard to believe much of the gossip on them when this huge news didn't leak.

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  12. So what?!?! She can live her life as she pleases. brad has his side pieces too. I think a LOT of Hollywood fools around on one another and I think if the spouse doesn't give a fuck, why should we?

    Get over it.

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  13. Between the heroin and BBT, you'd think Brad would split. He loves the kids. Jen was just too chill for him. He needed to feel used like toilet paper at a girl scout camp with a dysentery outbreak.

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  14. That picture makes me miss the crazy Angelina.

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  15. I believe this, don't know why she canonized as a saint cause she does humanitarian work...ask all the jennys in her life....the roles she allows to dictate her real life...this woman does what she wants and when..never been any different...would you give up "the best sex ever" if you didnt have to? Believe it.

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  16. I count among my close friends several male friends that used to be boyfriends. I've also been married many years, and never cheated. If I had a serious medical condition, I'd probably tell one of them before my dad, too. I think this is a nasty item - what are you angry at AJ about? I don't hump my husband in a public bathroom like I did with my ex when I was in my 20s. Geez, what a strange line of reasoning here.

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  17. @MadamChef - "Midol, aisle 7" ROFL

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  18. Brad and Angie make me happy

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  19. I bet Brad would pet the unicorns. He likes my special sparkle brownies

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  20. I agree with you #@megan. She totally fucks around. She always has.

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  21. Anonymous9:18 AM

    She looks like she's not attracted to Brad at all, just poses hard, mugs and vamps next to him, ( the leg?) but likes being one half of the most famous, most powerful, most attractive, most idolized couple in the world. She's a starfucker, in this instance, who's just with him for the fame and perks. Her heart and ladyparts are for BBT. A big beautiful tranny. Just kidding, Billy Bob Thornton.

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  22. Awww, Enty's jealous.

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  23. Anonymous9:23 AM

    And being "friends" with an ex is just keeping the door open to that relationship. If it's over, if it didn't work, enough to the point of you needed to break up, then by keeping that door and connection, conversations, spending time, being there for eachother it just makes it that much easier to fall back in to bed, fall back in to love, keep the feelings going. If it's over, then there's a reason, and it's not fair to either party, and certainly isn't fair at all to any new people either side may get involved with. Do you really want your husband talking to the one that got away? who weighs less than you? is single, makes more money than you? So that when hes got a problem with you he goes out to lunch, has a glass of wine, she looks amazing and is available, flirting, she tells him she misses what they had, can't you meet me later, or this weekend, when so and so is out of town and we'll talk then, at my house? No fricking way is anyone I'm involved with staying "friends" with an ex. No fing way. Men and women can't be friends, if there's attraction on either side. A gay guy and a lesbian woman could be friends, but there's always going to be attraction on one side or the other, and someone's going to have unrequited longing, feelings, and someone's either going to be betrayed, or hurt. It's a recipe for disaster.

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    3. @Anna, no one reads these rambling posts.

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  24. Anonymous9:25 AM

    meant to say, in friendships with genders that each sides are attracted to, like two gay people being friends, two straight people being friends, then you run the risk of someone having feelings and attraction.

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  25. I want to know how Angelina finds the time (and energy) to have all of these affairs and plot tabloid revenge/wedding spoilage on Jennifer Aniston. She has six kids (yes, I know there are nannies, but still SIX kids) spends long hours on movie sets, travels internationally on humanitarian causes, testifies in front of the UN, and still has time to hook-up with Billy-Bob in random cities?

    I want whatever she's having for breakfast.

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    1. She feeds on the youth of her children...not original six, they own labs all over world where they house the clones...why do they move so much? Showing their kids the world?..you say? ha never...keeping off the grid so we dont know the truth!

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  26. I believe they have an open relationship. No harm in that if they're cool with it.

    I believe Brad wanting children led to his affair with AJ when married to Jen.

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    1. @caralw. That's what I've always thought, too. I remember at the time (or just before the time, I guess) Brad being on Oprah (which I didn't watch, so I don't know how I managed to know this) talking about how he was ready to settle down and start having kids, then a month later Jennifer's on Oprah saying "Oh no, some day, but not now."

      Sounds to me like there was a communication problem before he started making that movie. I think he fell in love with Maddox and the idea of being a parent and Angie was just the bonus that came with that.

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  27. Patty, you are correct. They were married when the adoption process was started for Maddox.

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  28. tweek !!!

    Friday is a good day for Arrested Development

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  29. Anna...Yes, men and women can be friends even if they've seen each other nekkid. I'm friends with my ex's and so is my husband. We both go out to dinner with him when he's in town. Or not..We see his ex at Christmas parties and the like throughout the year. It's no biggie. And if you're married to him and this one is an ex she isn't the one that got away..She's the one that wasn't right. I always wondered who "those" kind of people were...Now I know.

    But I do miss crazy Angie..Everyone has to grow up though.

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  30. A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

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  31. I meant it could be just my ex and I going to dinner. My husband trusts me and he has not reason not to.

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  32. I believe it, Angie seems the type who never really lets go...

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  33. I don't drape all over my husband like I did my boyfriends either. You know why? Because I'm a grown ass woman now.

    Oh and I'm not wasted out on public, anymore :)

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  34. This Enty has to be majorly pmsing. For all we know, Brad knew she was going to tell him, they seem to have maintained a friendship. Voight is nuts. He was a deadbeat dad, blasts his daughter to the public, he's lucky she is even speaking to him, even if it is minimal.

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  35. Just adding that none of us knew about her procedure until she came out and told the public. Clearly, she knew who her true friends were, as they respected her wishes to keep mum about it.

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  36. I thought it was well known that Angie and Brad are BOTH allowed to do whatever they like with others when they're in different places in the world. So long as they stay committed to each other and their family.

    Not an AJ fan myself, and I certainly wouldn't run my relationship that way, but to each their own. They're entitled to do what they like.

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  37. Hey, Roman Holiday. If you're going to try and join in the trolling, you might want to change your avatar when you change your handle. Amatuer.

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  38. Whats the difference between a Kardashian and a Toilet?
    The toilet doesn’t want to cuddle after you shoot your cum in to it.

    I apologize to any toilets in the audience who may have been offended by my last joke. Please don’t call AFLAC and threaten to cancel your policies.

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  39. What does Angelina Jolie do after she shaves her pussy? She puts a tie on him and tells him to go make another Oceans 11 movie.

    I’d like to apologize if I offended any pussies in the audience. I love pussies and even sometimes I give them my precious CUM as a parting gift after an enjoyable experience. I meant no harm.

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  40. I’m scared of elavatiz, I tell ya. Nuttin woise den getting stuck in an elevatah wit the wrong person. I was in an elevatah wit dat Hilton gal, Paris. You heard of her? Well Paris got on and right away I sez, “Honey, can I smell ya pussy?” She gets all defensive and yellz “NO!” So I sez “OK, honey, calm down. It must be ya feet den.” Oh man. Rough I tell ya, rough. Da smell was meltin my polyestah.

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  41. Hey Discoflux, I guess I must be popular because they are mocking me just like they are mocking all the other posters!! Get a life!

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    1. If someone was mocking you- they'd use your handle, not your avi. Nice try tho.

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  42. I remember a blind shortly after her surgery along the lines of someone showing an intimate picture with ex before husband (or something like that) and a few of us guessed angie and billybob post surgery pics. Looks like we were right.

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  43. 'to ex' not 'with ex'

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  44. yes @texas rose, you got it! i came here to write exactly the same...
    DAMMIT TEXAS ROSE!! :P

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  45. I really like Angelina! You wouldn't know if from looking at me, but she's my idol in this business!

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  46. This is really a no-news, but the classy pic is worth the entry.

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  47. Oh so the avi's from entyonamobile and libbyonamobile or even countonamoble don't count I guess. Believe what you want. I'll still post or lurk or whatever I feel like that day!

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  48. They were a sexy couple.

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  49. Okay, at the risk of getting sucked into all the drama. I just copied Roman Holiday's avi (by clicking through to her profile) and added it to mine. Took less time than writing this post.

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  50. Gayeld, yes it is that easy! the funny thing is that the other avi is different from mine - so thank you :)

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  51. Anonymous6:15 PM

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    1. Drunkard. Forgot to log into your other troll account

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    2. Kimberly grow up

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  52. Now the trolls are making everyone paranoid, and fight amongst themselves. Hell.

    As for Angelina, I doubt she's screwing Hillbilly Bob, but he was her husband, she may still love him and respect his opinion. Johnny Lee Miller, they were both very young, they're probably friends now.

    I myself have no feelings for my ex beyond mild irritation that becomes homicidal rage if I'm forced to spend any time in his presence. Of course, he is a dumbass.

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  53. I was friends with my ex till he stole money from me.

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  54. I really hate the PMSing female enties with their irrational Jolie hatred. Angelina literally cannot do anything without enties calling her out on it these days.

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  55. Enty is forgetting is own gossip. Remember that Voight is rumored to have health issues that impair his memory?

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