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This former A list Tweener and now just a C list actress always looking for work says she stopped talking to this other A list Tweener because when she would come over, his friends would try and get her wasted and then would grope her. One time she said they threatened her when she tried to leave and made her do some things which she does not like to discuss.
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ReplyDeleteThis foreign-born C list celebrity offspring has a penchant for having her picture taken. But this isn't about her activities with her current boyfriend. She should really be worried about the pictures that her ex is shopping around. Her celebrity parent would be shocked!!
Oh, Champ, Champ, we’re not really gonna actually do that. We were just flapping our gums.
ReplyDeleteAmanda Bynes and Emma Watson
ReplyDeleteWow. It never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or...wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
ReplyDeleteMiley Cyrus isn't foreign born, but I'll go with her.
ReplyDeletePeter and Jan Brady.
ReplyDeleteDrake and Josh
ReplyDeleteBill and Ted
ReplyDeleteLaurel and Hardy
ReplyDeleteIt’s quite pungent. It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
ReplyDeleteShaggy and Scooby Doo
ReplyDeletePeanut Butter and Jelly
ReplyDeleteHam and Cheese
ReplyDeleteI bet its that betch Jennie Garth! Her husband left her becuz she was so ugly and he thought she was in Wayne's World!
ReplyDeleteTweener? What in HELL is a tweener?
ReplyDeleteAin't nobody got time fo' made up words!
Carbon and Dixoide
ReplyDeleteGas and Matches
ReplyDeleteSweet and Brown
ReplyDeleteBrian, I’m going to be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline. That doesn’t make sense.
ReplyDeleteThe only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...and see if she likes the goods.
ReplyDeleteWhat is happening in the comments? I'm not even drinking yet.
ReplyDeleteMight as well get started. Will be a loooong day now the crankpants troll squad is in da house. What's your poison? I am a tequila and rum girl, though St. Germain's liquer is kinda nice.
DeleteI have a soft spot for these guys. They're creative and oft' hilarious. And I love Ron Burgandy
DeleteThis isn't me and Daniel. I'm at least a B list actress, right??? Oh God please let me be a B List! Perks of Being a Wallflower? Come on.....I know JSierra hated Bling Ring but some of you liked it right? Saw it maybe? I'm going to need a drink.
ReplyDeleteI'll even give you a B+, honey. All those years of dealing with Hermione's hair have to count for something.
DeleteGayeld I auditioned for the role of Hermione"s hair, but they "went a different direction." So fucking rude, they were ugly anyway!
DeleteI thought the comments were going to be screened?
ReplyDeleteYa............
DeleteMe too.
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DeleteJust an endless circle of assholes.
DeleteHaha yes!
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DeleteIt is exhausting .......
DeleteHash and Browns
ReplyDeleteBand and Camp
ReplyDelete1001...1002...1003...Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn’t expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday’s arms and back.
ReplyDeleteInteresting that Ent took down the disclaimer the sane day the trolls showed up?
ReplyDeleteMore clicks equal more money for the big guy.
Oops I had an auntliddy moment. SAME day, not sane ;)
Delete@a non a miss- WOW the disclaimer is gone! Good catch
DeleteRight? I think you're onto something. ;)
DeleteOh, did I? Oh, it’s the deep burn! Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely life my right arm ‘cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting; I did over a thousand.
ReplyDeleteYou have your ubulus muscle that connects to the upper dorsinus. It’s boring, but it’s part of my life.
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ReplyDeleteAnd never the twain shall meet.
DeleteHudgens and Efron.
ReplyDeleteI’m just gonna grab this shirt, if you don’t mind. Just watch out for the guns, they’ll get you.
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ReplyDeleteThis absolutely made my morning.
DeleteI dunno who the trolls are, but Im not groovin on the ass that is deadpussy. Nasty!
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DeleteDeadpussy have you seen what Meanie looks like? It might work if you had a bag over her head, preferably the plastic kind that L.A. has recently banned. You'd get lost in layers of blubber before you found her ass.
DeleteYou, Ariaaaaa! Talking to yourself, real original!
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Delete@Ashley - your avatar made my morning.
ReplyDeleteThanks :)
DeleteWhat's an Enties?
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DeleteI know everything's gonna be okay
ReplyDeleteMmmmm. Peanut butter and jelly........
ReplyDeleteThanks Gayeld, but I'm afraid your kind words might be too late. I just drank three shots of tequila. The pressures of Hollywood are just too much you know? Don't have anything to do today so might as well get pissed.
ReplyDeleteEmma, I'll be there in a few. Chloe Grace Moretz rang and asked if she could come, is that OK? (She didn't. But I'll text her. She's my Mimosa Baby.)
DeleteNext time try vodka. You'll feel a lot better about yourself the next day. Tequilla is no friend of mine.
DeleteNot anymore, anyway.
Thanks Gayeld. I switched to champagne the tequila was making me a little mouthy!
DeleteYep too late
ReplyDeleteOMG Boobs! Where in the HELL did you get that? Hilarious!
ReplyDelete@Gayeld - Nice thing about tequila, though, is that it's agave instead of refined sugar, which means it's paleo! :)
ReplyDeleteOh interesting A non a miss..I didn't see that until now. Hmmm...Weird.
ReplyDeleteHey Reese!
Chloe Moretz
ReplyDeleteLol. Kind of fits though
Delete@Mikaela K yes! Invite that betch, she's very cool. I wanted her to be in bling ring but she was busy filming Kick Ass 2
ReplyDeleteI like tequila, what's your drink?
wow. the comment section is ruined. bummer.
ReplyDeleteThis is so boring.
ReplyDeleteExcept DrunkEmma is a teensy bit amusing.
someone and beiber? maybe vanessa h
ReplyDeleteThese comments are hilarious! They're better than the blinds.
ReplyDeletedrinking much today?
ReplyDeleteno it must be super moon withdrawal
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