Blind Item #1
This former A list Tweener and now just a C list actress always looking for work says she stopped talking to this other A list Tweener because when she would come over, his friends would try and get her wasted and then would grope her. One time she said they threatened her when she tried to leave and made her do some things which she does not like to discuss.
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Blind Item #1
This foreign-born C list celebrity offspring has a penchant for having her picture taken. But this isn't about her activities with her current boyfriend. She should really be worried about the pictures that her ex is shopping around. Her celebrity parent would be shocked!!
Oh, Champ, Champ, we’re not really gonna actually do that. We were just flapping our gums.
Amanda Bynes and Emma Watson
Wow. It never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or...wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Miley Cyrus isn't foreign born, but I'll go with her.
Peter and Jan Brady.
Drake and Josh
Bill and Ted
Laurel and Hardy
It’s quite pungent. It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Shaggy and Scooby Doo
Peanut Butter and Jelly
Ham and Cheese
I bet its that betch Jennie Garth! Her husband left her becuz she was so ugly and he thought she was in Wayne's World!
Tweener? What in HELL is a tweener?
Ain't nobody got time fo' made up words!
Carbon and Dixoide
Gas and Matches
Sweet and Brown
Brian, I’m going to be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline. That doesn’t make sense.
The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...and see if she likes the goods.
What is happening in the comments? I'm not even drinking yet.
This isn't me and Daniel. I'm at least a B list actress, right??? Oh God please let me be a B List! Perks of Being a Wallflower? Come on.....I know JSierra hated Bling Ring but some of you liked it right? Saw it maybe? I'm going to need a drink.
I thought the comments were going to be screened?
Hash and Browns
Band and Camp
1001...1002...1003...Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn’t expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday’s arms and back.
Interesting that Ent took down the disclaimer the sane day the trolls showed up?
More clicks equal more money for the big guy.
Oops I had an auntliddy moment. SAME day, not sane ;)
Oh, did I? Oh, it’s the deep burn! Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely life my right arm ‘cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting; I did over a thousand.
You have your ubulus muscle that connects to the upper dorsinus. It’s boring, but it’s part of my life.
@a non a miss- WOW the disclaimer is gone! Good catch
Hudgens and Efron.
I’m just gonna grab this shirt, if you don’t mind. Just watch out for the guns, they’ll get you.
Ya............
Me too.
Right? I think you're onto something. ;)
This absolutely made my morning.
I dunno who the trolls are, but Im not groovin on the ass that is deadpussy. Nasty!
@Ashley - your avatar made my morning.
Might as well get started. Will be a loooong day now the crankpants troll squad is in da house. What's your poison? I am a tequila and rum girl, though St. Germain's liquer is kinda nice.
What's an Enties?
I know everything's gonna be okay
Thanks :)
I'll even give you a B+, honey. All those years of dealing with Hermione's hair have to count for something.
Just an endless circle of assholes.
Mmmmm. Peanut butter and jelly........
Haha yes!
Gayeld I auditioned for the role of Hermione"s hair, but they "went a different direction." So fucking rude, they were ugly anyway!
Thanks Gayeld, but I'm afraid your kind words might be too late. I just drank three shots of tequila. The pressures of Hollywood are just too much you know? Don't have anything to do today so might as well get pissed.
Yep too late
And never the twain shall meet.
Deadpussy have you seen what Meanie looks like? It might work if you had a bag over her head, preferably the plastic kind that L.A. has recently banned. You'd get lost in layers of blubber before you found her ass.
Emma, I'll be there in a few. Chloe Grace Moretz rang and asked if she could come, is that OK? (She didn't. But I'll text her. She's my Mimosa Baby.)
You, Ariaaaaa! Talking to yourself, real original!
Next time try vodka. You'll feel a lot better about yourself the next day. Tequilla is no friend of mine.
Not anymore, anyway.
OMG Boobs! Where in the HELL did you get that? Hilarious!
@Gayeld - Nice thing about tequila, though, is that it's agave instead of refined sugar, which means it's paleo! :)
Oh interesting A non a miss..I didn't see that until now. Hmmm...Weird.
Hey Reese!
Chloe Moretz
@Mikaela K yes! Invite that betch, she's very cool. I wanted her to be in bling ring but she was busy filming Kick Ass 2
I like tequila, what's your drink?
wow. the comment section is ruined. bummer.
Thanks Gayeld. I switched to champagne the tequila was making me a little mouthy!
This is so boring.
Except DrunkEmma is a teensy bit amusing.
someone and beiber? maybe vanessa h
It is exhausting .......
These comments are hilarious! They're better than the blinds.
I have a soft spot for these guys. They're creative and oft' hilarious. And I love Ron Burgandy
drinking much today?
no it must be super moon withdrawal
Lol. Kind of fits though
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