Blind Item #2
This B+ list celebrity who used to fancy herself an actress when she was younger was found in a hotel hallway this week. Face down. Clutching a bottle of pills in one hand and her dress in the other. She was wearing a pair of panties and that is it. A close relative was also staying in the hotel, but was unaware that her relative was not in the room.
Bynes? Reid? Someone older?
ReplyDeleteLohan, Bynes, Reid. Take your pick.
ReplyDeleteI WANT this to be Paris, and Nicky....But it's not. paris is former A, current F-. SIGH.
ReplyDeleteMiley
ReplyDeleteLohan is still in rehab, right? For once, can't be her.
ReplyDeleteIs Taylor Momsen B+?
ReplyDeleteMischa Barton?
ReplyDeleteEmma roberts
ReplyDeleteI hope VIP/Enty is wrong. Meg pilled up, face down/ass up wearing only panties is not hot, just sad.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Meg "fancied" herself an actress either, she had a legit career.
I'ma think Barton, because isn't her mom stuck to her hip all the time?
Does Meg Ryan have substance issues, though? Also, who would the relative be? I dont think JM would be described as a relative, and they'd probably share a room.
ReplyDeleteCould this be Kim from the housewives of Beverly Hills. She was an actress when she was younger. She was in Escape to Withch Mountain. She even did a movie with RDJ. I think she is still struggling with her substance abuse issues. The close relative could be her sister Kyle who has often said she feels like Kim's babysitter sometimes.
ReplyDeleteShe was my first thought. I think they are filming now too.
DeleteLong time lurker, very long.. I like this guess. It was my first thought too.
DeleteLong time lurker, very long.. I like this guess. It was my first thought too.
DeleteWitch Moutain; damn cell phones
ReplyDeleteI thought Kim Richards too.
ReplyDeleteKim Richards makes sense, Meg looks too with it to be strung out on pills, and Mellencamp looks with it and happy too in the link.
ReplyDeleteWow, VIP's firing on absolutely no cylinders today! Meg Ryan has had a long and legitimate and mostly successful acting career.
ReplyDeleteHowever her star may have lately dimmed, there's absolutely no way she can be described as having "used to fancy herself an actress."
Hahaha. Yeah I was going to give the definition of "fancy herself" - which implies she believed it but was deluded.
ReplyDelete@Prada: Meg Ryan is certainly deluded, but not in regards to her acting.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I looked at the link VIP provided, and was surprised to see her w John Mellencamp again...I thought they had broken up!?! Her face is really jacked up :/
ReplyDeleteGeez, Meg used to be so darling.
ReplyDeleteI think its Miley.
ReplyDeleteMiley would be very hot for this blind.
ReplyDeleteI envision playing Hide the Oxy, where there is a pill somewhere on my person, and she has to run her hands up and down my body, while I do "Hotter/Colder", to find the pill's location and retrieve it.
Eww, just eww.
DeleteI can see this as the Richards sisters in reverse too. Kyle was in Halloween but didn't work nearly as much as Kim and with all of the Mauricio tranny threesome rumors it might be tempting to take a bunch of pills. Whoever it is, I hope they get better. :/
ReplyDeleteI could totally see this being someone like Kim Richards.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Kim Richards guess.
ReplyDeleteGaby Hoffman.
ReplyDeleteAnd, again, Kim Richards was a legitimate child/teen actress with a successful career. She's long past having that, but it wasn't just her imagination.
ReplyDeleteAshlee
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Kyle Richards. Kim was a major actress in her day.
ReplyDeleteOne of the Olsen twins?
ReplyDeleteThen what exactly does it mean to fancy yourself an actress? I know what it means technically but either you have acted or you haven't, right? Someone who used to fancy herself an actress means that she never really acted but thought she did?
ReplyDelete@Sugar: I took it to mean she thought she had acting talent.
ReplyDeleteAshlee Simpson?
ReplyDeleteThanks, Mr. Jerkula.
ReplyDeleteThat sure opens up the field of choices, doesn't it? ;-)
I still say Kim if I use Count's definition. Though, now that I think about it, Kim Richards is a B+ list celebrity? I'd say C- at best. Dang, just talked myself out of my own guess.
Courtney Love!
ReplyDeleteDear lord, stop it, Meg Ryan w the plastic surgery!! Stop the madness!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking it was the Richards sister who's been struggling with sobriety but now I think it's Ashlee and the relative was sister Chestica. And as much as I abhor Asslee I do hope she gets it together. At least for her kid.
ReplyDeleteNot Paris; she wouldn't be wearing panties. Seriously.
ReplyDelete@ JAS - I thought you were a smart guy? VIP/Enty was just kidding. Wow.
@VIP - you're cracking me up today with all your misdirection - haha!
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ReplyDeleteI'm liking that Asslee Simpson guess. She also fancies herself a singer.
ReplyDeleteVIP did a winky face; I think she's being ironic.
ReplyDelete@nevermindthat - I think you've solved it!
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