Blind Item #4
This former B list mostly television actress from a hit show who has thrown away her entire career because of drugs, used to be in some movies and wanted to get an Academy Award for a performance. This was a couple of years ago and while at Cannes, slept with every reviewer she could find just so they would all say great things about her in their reviews. They did, but, she blew it all when she started down the drug path. This will be revealed.
VERONICA CORNINGSTONE AND I HAD SEX, AND NOW WE ARE IN LOVE!!!! Did I say that loud? Well, I can’t help it. It’s fantastic!
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ReplyDeleteThis celebrity couple made up of a B- list mostly TV actress and a C+ list mostly movie actor has been seen on the town a lot recently. But the actor usually has a bigger smile on his face than the actress. Why? Because he demands that she always pay for everything when they are out together. Hmmm, residuals not paying like they used to?
The intimate times? Outta sight, my man! Well, it’s tough to explain.
ReplyDeleteRon, it is tough to explain all the squirting
DeleteHey Entyonamobile! Will you take care of these trolls PLEASE! Thanks big guy. Off to mow the lawn.
ReplyDelete@mobilelibby-You need a wig! Your so ugly! My cousin the Merkin could help you out.
DeleteEmma Stone. Easy easy.
ReplyDeleteHas to be Paz, right?
ReplyDeleteI didn't know actresses slept with critics. How funny if she had slept with them and they still gave her bad reviews in more ways than one
ReplyDelete@libbyonamobile - shut your pit you filthy wench.
ReplyDeleteReally? What was her name? That’s not a good start, but keep going. I’m pretty sure that’s not love.
ReplyDeleteRDJ
ReplyDeleteGeorge Clooney
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon?
ReplyDeleteChris Pine
ReplyDeleteBrick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them? Do you really love the lamp, or are you saying it because you saw it?
ReplyDeleteYou really want to know what love is? Well, it’s really quite simple. It’s kind of like...
ReplyDeleteGonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
ReplyDeletegonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
ReplyDeleteWhy wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
ReplyDeleteAnd you know the night is always gonna be there any way.
Oh no, girl! Shame on you!
ReplyDeleteSweet's body is God's temple and she doesn't sell it fo' nothin' (tho' she has loaned it out for a few hours, heh heh!)
Ain't nobody got time fo' that!
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
ReplyDeletelooking forward to a little afternoon delight
Ron, I'll work up your appetite just fine!
DeleteEveryone sleeps with everyone at Cannes. It's just an excuse to have a big orgy. This year I saw Russell and Bradley Cooper tag teaming Hayden Pantytear and Minka Kelly. Minka's a coke whore too has been ever since she was with with that guy tat was on the TV show with Ashton. That's why she's with Chris Evans, he's a coke head too. Figure no one liked my movie so I'll spill all my juiciest gossip and go back to England.
ReplyDeleteOr if I regret it when I sober up I'll claim some troll stole my identity.
Ewwwww! B. Coop has the ugliest wig I have ever seen! So old to!
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Deletef281561: Yeah wouldn't that be funny? "Her performance in the sack was actually more wooden than in the movie." OUCH!
ReplyDeleteBut this now scares me that movie reviewers can be "bribed". I guess it was always a possibility but somehow I was misled (in my mind) into thinking they had a modicum of integrity. Silly me!
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
ReplyDeleteand the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.
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ReplyDeleteSky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. You guys have it, I think. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
ReplyDeleteWanna make a phone call, freshen this up.
ReplyDeleteErroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous on both counts!
ReplyDeleteWell that was a waste of a read, I thought I was coming to come comment on a blind.
ReplyDeletemisha barton??
ReplyDeletemisha barton?
ReplyDeleteUgh. Enty, I don't know what you did to these people but you need to get your shit straight if you care about your site at all. I come here every day, but when I'm through with something, I'm through. And I'm through. Hope your other readers are more patient, but I wouldn't count on it.
ReplyDelete@Cece. I wouldn't let them get to you too much. Their pass is only good for the day and they have to be back at the facility before lights out.
DeleteDitto
DeleteI think this is to prove monitoring wont stop them or something. They're making a land point
Delete@libby - the idiots will get bored and go away soon. not soon enough, but soon.
ReplyDeleteSooooo if you sleep with reviewers you can get great reviews. Misha barton
ReplyDeleteMischa, Mischa, Mischa. Remember that time you scared the sh*t out of me as the ghost who puked on Haley Joel Osmet in The Sixth Sense? And then you were Jessie's girl on Once and Again? And who can forget your wonderful turn as bada* OC Marissa Cooper? You were a hot, drunk, drugged out, sexed up mess with money. Honey, it's acting, don't bring it home. Word on the street is that you had some fun times in gay Paree showing your Cannes to some critics for good reviews. It worked, but you blew your career like a few lines of coke down Marissa's mirror. Mischa Barton, I had such high hopes for you.
ReplyDeleteWhy is everyone so mean to my pit sister Libby?
ReplyDeleteThe chick from lost
ReplyDeleteEvangeline
Definitely Tom Cruise
ReplyDeleteLara Flynn Boyle? Mia Kirshner? (why are ppl guessing guys???)
ReplyDeleteRon "Burgandy" is not funny at all. Dude, ripping off movie lines or making stupid observations is beyond lame. Give it a rest. Or make some sort of tired come back as though everyone else doesn't think you're a tool
ReplyDeleteWas it that Melissa Leo woman, who leaned over and showed her tits in that "For Your Consideration" ad? So classy.
ReplyDeleteKlassy, but it won her the Oscar. I think this is someone who hasn't been nominated.
DeleteShe's my girl and it pains me to say this, but Christina Ricci?
Misha
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