Blind Item #5
This former A list celebrity/singer and C+ list mostly television actress was fired from a show despite trying her best to stay on the show. She actually helped put a nail into the coffin of her marriage by having sex with a producer because she thought staying on the show was more important than her marriage.
Hey, gang. Papa's home. My alabaster doll. Gentlemen. You look great.
ReplyDeleteNo eye contact! Oh, let's make whoopie.
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ReplyDeleteThey thought they could fool us, but we can read between the lines. This B- list poster with A+ armpit recognition better get back to her yardwork if she doesn't want to enrage her older, Emma-Watson-loving boyfriend. Surprise, surprise, but he also frequents this website. The C+ list poster with A- list name recognition is self-righteous, pretentious, and loves to link his pithy replies to other readers' usernames--unless they prove him wrong. Then he innocently disappears and finds a new thread in which to tell readers how stupid they are...and to keep tabs on his lady love. If she doesn't get that weeding done by the time he's ready to take a break from berating people, he'll go Alec Baldwin on her. Oh, yes--this will be revealed.
Someone loves me???they really really love me????? Can't wait for the guesses on this one!
DeleteSo this rules out the Count as Libby's boyfriend, right? Plus the Count is at least B+ or A
DeleteThe Count and Libby?!? I must've missed that
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DeleteNo eye contact! Oh, darling. Oh, let's make whoopie.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Wendt and Libby's armpit
ReplyDeleteHi everyone! That's not fair big guy. I thought I was YOUR minion! That does it! I'm off to help MY bf shoot some rats.
ReplyDeleteAnd then I'm going to go drinking with the news team for two days.
ReplyDeleteWonderful! Oh, yes! I love my life.
ReplyDeleteRon stop making me scream with pleasure!!!!
DeleteGuess what. I do. I know that one day, Veronica and I are gonna get married on top of a mountain.
ReplyDeleteCatherine McPhee?
ReplyDeleteAnd there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs.
ReplyDeleteAnd we will dance till the sun rises.
ReplyDeleteAnd then our children will form a family band.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahaha! Today is turning out to be more fun than the average (boring) Thursday.
ReplyDeleteAsslee or Jessica? I don't know how recent this was but both could fit.
And we will tour the countryside, and you won't be invited!
ReplyDeleteUgh. Looks like we'll be having Captcha and an approved commenting system after all.
ReplyDeleteBummer.
You bitches are seriously lacking in gray matter. I didn't come to this site to read your ridiculous drivel. Move along.
ReplyDeleteThe blind up top can't be Xtina, right?
ReplyDelete@Lotta: Interesting guess, I like it.
Deletei thought same thought.
DeleteI also thought Xtina..
DeleteThe Count doesn't talk to people like they're idiots (unless they're idiots) and he's damn sure not pretentious. Sounds like Jonathan Andrew Sheen.
ReplyDeleteBummer is right, @Evil Kumquat
ReplyDeleteIs the Count into armpit seks?
ReplyDeleteHonestly, the "conversation/flirting" in this thread reads like one person posting to himself/herself under multiple screen names.
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DeleteYou're the biggest troll on here.
DeleteThere are way worse trolls on here even than you B Smears but your know it all condescension stinks the worst. Peeeeeyewwww. TROLL.
Delete@trainrides: I'm not Libby's boyfriend, I'm on the open market. If you are anywhere near Jersey, you can fill out an application.
ReplyDeleteThank you for giving me such a high ranking. I hope I can live up to that.
Am sure the line is out the door and round the block.
Delete@Lotta, I think it's LeAnn Rimes. She was on that show w/Eddie Cibrian while she was still married.
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DeleteDunno if ya'll knew this but ol' Sweet was gonna be a actress but she couldn't do that casting couch.
ReplyDeleteBad back.
@a non a miss: Never an armpit. I don't even dig titty fucking. There has to be an orifice involved, unless I'm by myself.
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DeleteL.O.L.
DeleteAshlee Simpson, Melrose Place
ReplyDeleteDamn. So they're at it again.
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ReplyDeletedeadpussy, if there were an award for "You're doing it wrong" you would win on every level.
ReplyDelete..and by that I mean EVERY level.
Have another shot, take another pill and pass out already.
Yours,
Lord of the Motherf*cking Flies
lmfao.
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DeleteYou ARE @deadpussies, you ARE! Slow clap in awe. Smackdown mission accomplished!
DeleteNot this bullshit again... Anyway, this has to be Ashlee Simpson and Melrose Place.
ReplyDeleteGross.
ReplyDeleteOMG what is going on with the comments today? I feel like I stepped into the twilight zone.
ReplyDeleteMy BFF the count has his own agenda of just being a pervy ass (which I love BTW)and totally not into insulting others(unless of coarse it's deemed worthy).
@ Amber - I believe LeeAnn and Eddie made a (lame) TV movie together.
ReplyDeleteOkay, do it:
ReplyDeleteI'm not anybody's boyfriend on this board or elsewhere. My wife won't let me have girlfriends.
It's not pretentious if you're not pretending. That's what the word means.
I don't talk to people like they're idiots unless they're idiots.
Anyone who wants to point out an occasion when I've been proved wrong, please, link me. I'll either happily agree, or dispute it if I'm not actually wrong -- the latter is much more likely the case, because I do my due diligence before I post.
Anything I say, I put my identity on, either by my full name, as you see here, or, if I'm away from my computer, "Leviathan's Phone."
(Honestly, I never thought it was unclear that that was me, but in case someone didn't know, there it is.)
Pretentious: Attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
DeleteIf you do actually possess greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than anyone here, you should go where your talents would be appreciated and not mocked. Emma Watson's website, perhaps?
I'm with auntliddy....
ReplyDeleteHoly Cow....They did it, they broke CDAN!
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Johnathan Andrew Sheen, it's a pity your wife doesn't allow girlfriends I heard you love me! No really a REAL pity. I've been looking for a middle aged self righteous prick forever!
ReplyDelete@Jonathan Andrew Sheen, since you asked: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/06/this-woman-does-not-want-to-be.html.
ReplyDeleteIn this thread, several people (including myself) pointed out that the girl in question didn't die, even though you said that her mother was "grieving the most crushing loss it's possible for a mother to feel."
Take that, you hyena, don't say thank you
ReplyDeletewtf is going on today
ReplyDeleteKaren:
ReplyDeleteI could have sworn I copped to having got that detail wrong. Okay, if I didn't, allow me to do so now:
I'm sorry, I misread the news story, I thought the daughter had been killed. I was wrong, and apologize for that error.
The mother was still entirely justified in chasing those buzzards away, though.
MichaelaK In this case, since I'm commenting on a gossip blog, there is no semblance of importance, talent or culture involved, so you have to fall back on the more standard and correct definition of "Pretentious," which is pretending to be more knowledgeable than one is.
ReplyDeleteI don't pretend. I am that knowledgeable.
Thanks for playing, though. Enjoy your Turtle Wax.
@JAS, you are so beautiful! Thank you for the Turtle Wax but please, you'll need it for that rapidly expanding pate. Have a shiny standard day!
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ReplyDeleteBritney on X factor?
ReplyDeleteAsslee on Melrose Place
ReplyDeleteBrandy?
ReplyDeleteLibby! VIP!!! Where are you??? Who the fuck are these assssshiles in here??????
ReplyDeleteThey tend to hide when the crazies come out. Especially Libby. These asshats like to attack her, for no reason that I can see. Be patient. They'll go away soon.
ReplyDeleteHow did no one realize the troll was talking about B Profane or was it just a joke to name others? Anyway. Has to be Ashlee Simpson.
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