Blind Item #7
This former almost A mostly movie actor who dropped down to a C because of some bad movie choices and a very mysterious disappearance is trying to get back in the life of this former B list movie actress with A+ list name recognition. Unfortunately his pop ins and every five minute texts are probably not the way to go.
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Josh Hartnett/Katie Holmes
Enty, are you stalking me? This is me and Daniel Radcliffe. The good news...I am a B List!! Love the A+ name recognition too! Things are looking up!
Joaquin Phoenix
Klein and Holmes
This is A and Brad Pitt. Karen I love you're wig! Your so pretty! Like me and A!
Good guess Karen. I could only think of Joaquin for a disappearance, but he's been making GREAT career choices lately.
Josh Hartnett def gives off creeper-vibe.
What's the mysterious disappearance with Hartnett though?
@Amanda's Wig, believe it or not, that's all my own hair. But some of my hair has been made into wigs before.
But did Joaquim really disappear when he was acting crazy andmaking that idoc? I'm thing maybe Shia LeDouche.
@DrunkEmma. I've very happy for you! It's about time Enty recognized your up-and-coming status.
@Karen. Wouldn't Katie be a B list TV actress? Or at least "mostly movie" now? She's still best known (aside from her marriage GMD) as Joey on Dawson's Creek.
Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson
Karen that's so nice! Maybe I met them!
Lock it up!
I think Karen's got it. Related to that rumour about Josh being Suri baby daddy and being paid by Scientology to disappear for a while. lol Absent from the acting scene for about 2 years.
Joaquin could be trying to get back together w/Liv Tyler.
Hartnett is a good guess. He seemed to disappear after his relationship w/ScarJo ended.
Unfortunately, Shit LeDouche hasn't disappeared before. He should try it.
Definitely agree with Josh H. Funny enough, his episode of SNL was on the other day. He was great back in the day.
@Gayeld, I don't know. Enty's ratings are usually skewed somewhat. I'd say that most recently she's a former B list movie actress or a current C list mostly movie actress with A+ name recognition. She hasn't done TV in ten years except for a few guest starring roles and a TV miniseries.
Aww.. I'm sorry for all the extra work you you have to do now, Enty. Leaves you less time for peeking under bathroom stalls & sneaking into champagne rooms. Good thing bribing cops & PAs is still quick & easy!
I like the Katie Holmes for the female, but I'm not sure if Chris Klien is even C-list at this point. Isn't he just a slobbering drunk? Unless dashboard cameras count as "film choices"?
What the fuck is up with crila?!
Whenever I hear of an A actor who disappeared I think of Josh. He was the guess for knowing something about Katie's pregnancy, not that he was the father. He and she went on approx 3 dates before she was whisked away to LA.
@ Mary: Oh I love the Owen Wilson/Kate Hudson guess.
No, YOU lock it up!
Thanks Gayeld! How's your vodka? I've now moved onto schnapps, expect loose lips!!! (oooh that sounded randy, are they still letting the Count on here today? Calm down JAS.....)
Joaquin Phoenix fucks his sister. She is his lover and he has never had another romantic interest.
With just a splash of lemonade, it's perfectly lovely.
i like the josh hartnett guess. seriously, he was touted as the next big hot guy and it fizzled almost before it began. he's NOT hot and he's not a very good actor. and where has he been??? anyone know?
This is definitely Josh Hartnett and Katie Holmes. He is Suri's biological father and my husband David led the charge to hook her up with Tom Cruise. We knew that Tom needed a new wife/beard and Katie was interviewed. She revealed that she was pregnant and, after an intense closed door meeting we decided that paying off the baby's father and telling the world that the baby was Tom's was the best thing for his career. We made all references to his mumps making him sterile disappear. Katie was promised a A list movie career if she continued to cooperate.
Unfortunately, David changed his mind on Katie's career. Scientology couldn't keep tabs on her very well if she was going on press tours and the like. She grew unhappier and you know most of the rest. I've heard things, but I was sent away before most of this happened.
Josh was paid well for his silence. They now have so much dirt on him that he will never acknowledge Suri as his--yes, he knows--because his life would be over. And I don't just mean his professional life.
ok wait. seriously, whats with all the trolls?? I laughed at first seeing 'Amanda's Wig' but this is just getting ridiculous. I haven't been here in a while- is this how it is now? Someone fill me in!
I would also like to point out that I actually like the addition of Amanda's Wig, though.
Terese you are so pretty! I love all the wig lovers! I will sue the rest of you!
Amandas Wig- you should! You are an A++++ lister and deserve respect. Plus, I mean, I am really jealous...I wish I had my own wig just like you.
Terese, if you find a beatimous wig and treat it right then it will be your friend for life. :) You're so pretty!
I had a blue wig once but I had to rehome it when I left the country.
ugh. it gets old.
Charlotte I bet it was so pretty! But that's like Justine BeBe leaving his monkey behind! Fucked up!
I gave it to someone who loved it as much as I did, I didn't just ditch it in another country. It's still too painful to talk about
The first guess has it. Josh Hartnett was the first name that popped into my mind.
Since when has Josh Hartnett ever approached A-List?
While I don't think Suri is Tom's biologically its not Hartnett for a variety of reasons. One they were never really involved just a rumor that was spun out of control and well she doesn't look like him either.
Tom doesn't need a bio kid to boost his career either.
Owen Wilson/Kate Hudson is a far better guess.
I forget the whole story-he might have taken some moolah to walk away regarding Katie Holmes when the $cienobots first kidnapped her.
Has anyone seen the photos of Katie in the window at the castle in Italy (?) where she married Tommygurl? CHILLING.
Rumor has it Joaquin is in love with his own sister. Maybe not him?
Josh Hartnett was pretty hot for awhile. I ran a movie theater circa 2000 and it seemed like he was in everything....
I didn't know about the Katie connection, though. Juicy!
Channing tatum took over Josh's roles. They are interchangeable to me.
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