Thursday, June 27, 2013

Kat Von D Splits With Deadmau5 - He Cheated Again

Over the past year, I have tried my best to help out Kat Von D. I have had several very easy blind items which would have saved her many months of heartache and heartbreak if she had just read them. Maybe she did. Maybe she knew Deadmau5 was cheating and just decided to stay with him anyway. Six months after taking him back and then getting engaged, she finally split with him again because he just could not stop cheating. As for Deadmau5's reaction? He said that he was grateful to be free and that he was going out to celebrate by finding some women.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:00 AM

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64 comments:

  1. Ron Burgandy7:00 AM

    Huh? Network? Are they here?

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  2. rickatooonamobile7:00 AM

    Oh bad mouse! Very bad mouse!

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  3. Christopher Cruz7:01 AM

    She sure knows how to pick 'em...

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  4. Ron Burgandy7:02 AM

    Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

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  5. CarrieGraceMoretzbetches7:02 AM

    That Mouse stole her cheese! Who is that woman? I'm not familiar with her

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  6. rickatooonamobile7:03 AM

    We choose the love we think we deserve

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  7. Ron Burgandy7:04 AM

    Nope. Okay. She... sh...it's terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!

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    1. deadpussy7:06 AM

      Hello...what? No, I don't work today...I'm playing hockey at two

      Delete
  8. Meanie Reese7:04 AM

    This dead mouse gives us meesers a bad name! I bet HE took my cheese! What do you think? You think he maybe took my cheese? I don't know what he'd do with but I don't want it back if he took my cheese because god only knows what he did with my cheese, you know?

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  9. Ron Burgandy7:06 AM

    YOU CAN USE MY OFFICE! THEN AFTERWARDS MAYBE WE CAN GO TO LUNCH! Mm-hmm!

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    1. deadpussy7:09 AM

      Why don't you call Randall?... Because I'm fucking tired..i just closed last night. JESUS. what time are you going to come in?... Twelve? Be there at twrlve?...Swear

      Delete
    2. Notorious W.i.g.7:29 AM

      Why don't you call Tyrone and tell him get his shit together!

      Delete
  10. rickatooonamobile7:06 AM

    By what right does the kat judge the mouse?

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    1. Gayeld7:42 AM

      *snort* Okay, I know we're supposed to ignore the Troll's monthly pass out from under the bridge, but this cracked me up. Good catch, little rainbow-haired one.

      Delete
  11. LottaColada7:06 AM

    Aww Enty, always on the celeb's side!

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  12. Unknown7:07 AM

    another scientrollogist day

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    1. Burn Book7:30 AM

      @TE Cruz, Scientologists are forced to comment and defend the honor of the favorites like Tom Cruise. They're too busy doing that to bother trolling a silly gossip site for fun.

      Which reminds me...I hope that Steppy doesn't see me here.....

      Delete
  13. Sweet Brown7:07 AM

    Ain't nobody got time fo' a blog writer who thinks that some goofy-ass tattoo artist reads his blog let alone has the intellect, time or inclination to fathom what the hell he's writin'! Lawdy! Ain't nobody got time fo' that!

    Now someone get me a soda pop!

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  14. Ron Burgandy7:08 AM

    Guys, take it easy. Just take it easy! She’s got feelings too.

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    1. deadpussy7:11 AM

      Swea r you'll be in by twelve and I'll do it. Twelve or I


      Next time I get the bed.


      Shit

      Delete
  15. Cathy7:09 AM

    Ugh, I don't understand how anyone could find him attractive... he must keep the mouse head part of the costume ON during sex.

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  16. Ron Burgandy7:10 AM

    It's me, Papa Burgundy, all right? I mean, as far as I'm concerned, Corningstone's fair game. Huh? Let the games begin! Hi-ohhh!

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    1. deadpussy7:12 AM

      Thanks. Have a good one.

      Go ahead

      Yeah


      Beats me.

      Delete
  17. Ron Burgandy7:12 AM

    Hello, Wes Mantooth. Hello, Evening News Team.

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    1. deadpussy7:14 AM

      Excuse me, but.

      Maybe you should take that coffee outside

      Delete
  18. Ron Burgandy7:13 AM

    Hey, leave the mothers out of this, all right? It’s unnecessary. Besides, I’m sure Wes here is just upset about finishing second in the ratings again.

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  19. Tempestuous Grape7:13 AM

    Why would you want to help out a racist piece of shit like Kat Von D? Get a grip, girl.

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    1. rickatooonamobile7:14 AM

      Kat and deadpussy should get together.

      Delete
    2. MadamChef7:24 AM

      Didn't she date Jesse James too? Yuck.

      Delete
    3. MadamChef7:24 AM

      Didn't she date Jesse James too? Yuck.

      Delete
    4. Ashley7:42 AM

      @madamchef yup! Even got his face tattooed on her.

      Delete
  20. Ron Burgandy7:14 AM

    I guess I have to take you at your word, Number Two. You have a great day, fellas. We’ll see you around the bend.

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  21. Notorious W.i.g.7:14 AM

    One time A had a pet mouse named Drake. She couldn't find him and when she did he was napping in me but he was really dead!

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  22. Tempestuous Grape7:14 AM

    DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!

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  23. Ghost of Songs Past7:16 AM


    I've found peace of mind, I'm feeling good again

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  24. Notorious W.i.g.7:16 AM

    Me and A think Kat von B(ARF) is so ugly! She's not a model! I live with a model!

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  25. CarrieGraceMoretzbetches7:19 AM

    I was up for the role of Dorothy Mantooth! Apparently I was too "English looking" does that mean I have bad teeth?

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  26. Meanie Reese7:22 AM

    Where's Shelley?!

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  27. Burn Book7:27 AM

    I'm still here! And I'd like to thank Agent **it for always asking about me. It's nice to know that I'm not forgotten despite my husband locking me away in Nevada for years.

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  28. deadpussy7:27 AM

    I had a Kat. I killed it

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  29. Sherry7:30 AM

    Why this woman thinks she's going to win up with someone famous I don't know. I'm sure she's sweet but I blame it all on the crappy wigs she wears.

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  30. Notorious W.i.g.7:41 AM

    Sherry not everyone can be as beautumous as me! I live with a model to!

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  31. Ashley7:48 AM

    I'm not sure if anyone saw what he released on Facebook this morning, but he basically said they split in November and he moved back to Toronto. While they were broken up, he has sexual relations with A woman. They reconciled and he told her about it. After he told her, they got engaged.

    Hmmm...

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  32. Unknown7:54 AM

    Deadmau5 - I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out! You selfish son of a bitch!

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  33. 8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob8:00 AM

    Deadmau5? That's a stupid name.


    Hey guys you suck at trolling as a liberal sucks at politics.
    You try as hard as J.Bieber tries to look badass, but you both fail miserably.

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    1. rickatooonamobile8:07 AM

      I like yer weiner Kerm

      Delete
    2. Notorious W.i.g.8:12 AM

      It's ugly!

      Delete
    3. Gayeld8:14 AM

      You're going to complain about the Bridge Brigade? Seriously? 'Cause there's a pot waiting to meet you at the door.

      Delete
    4. BoobsNSnatch8:39 AM

      Hey kermit guy, i like your dong

      Delete
    5. Anonymous8:58 AM

      You're a functionally illiterate fuck tard

      Delete
    6. SophiaB10:15 PM

      And you are a troll.

      Delete
  34. Karen8:13 AM

    Wait, is the person with a PENIS in his username complaining about trolls?!

    Also, the liberals are bad at politics? Seriously? That must be why we have a Republican president. OH WAIT. (I'm not a liberal, but I'm not going to deny that they're better at politics than conservatives).

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    1. SophiaB10:14 PM

      KermittheTroll is not worth jousting with. Its penisbutt is smarter than its so-called brain. B Smear is a close second in witless Trollkill. Rarely an intelligent post. Just mostly condescending know it all venom.

      I caught B Smear saying one somewhat polite thing recently and encouraged it but I think B Smear has sold its soul to the Dark Side. Botha them are Lost Causes.

      Trolls. That is all.

      Delete
  35. Sherry8:20 AM

    LOL Gayeld! Touche.

    Ashley: Didn't she also have Jesse James 4th grade picture tattooed on her arm also and then he broke up with her?

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  36. MichaelaK9:02 AM

    Last night, Kat Von D launched a raven - no, a Twitter - to announce that she got a 2-for-1 groupon for laser tattoo removal and she was using it to get rid of Jesse James' face AND Deadmau5's d* tattoos from her body. Thing is, the former is so ugly and the latter so small that the company refunded Kat's groupon and performed the procedure for free, leaving an open canvas for Heath Campbell, the guy who named his kid Hitler and who is currently single. Hey, Heath, check your raven!

    Meanwhile, Deadmouse3 is crying on the shoulder of a former Jesse James trick while the crotch lice introduce each other. Nice to meetcha!

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  37. Tru Leigh10:13 AM

    She can pick 'em.

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  38. Tru Leigh10:13 AM

    She can pick 'em.

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  39. Lisa12:40 PM

    Oh he tried last night to claim he hooked up while they were broke up and then she nabbed him with all the hook-ups he has had since then AND then woman he has gotten pregnant on top of it since then. The man can't keep it in his pants and has been lying to her daily that he has been faithful to her.

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  40. Anonymous9:56 AM

    It's all the same troll guys.
    Poor Kat, you don't learn the lesson, until, well, you learn the lesson. You don't get it until you've got it. She won't understand until she does. I know, I sound like Yoda don't you think?

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    1. Notorious W.i.g.10:38 AM

      Maybe you should listen to yourself Anna!

      Delete

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