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What did he think he was going to do let him interview him?
ReplyDeleteAnd that dummy didn't get in his veh and leave immediately??
ReplyDelete@Nemesis, he had to get some fabulous Blair Witch Project shots in!
ReplyDeleteQ: Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?
ReplyDeleteA: He got pissed off.
A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.
ReplyDeleteThe bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone.
He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the Ireland. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night, we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three beers, too, and we're drinking together."
The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition, and every week he sets up the guy's three beers. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them and then orders two more. The bartender says sadly, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry you've lost a brother."
The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine -- I just quit drinking."
The reporter is a moron.
ReplyDeleteThat is in the list of job requirements of late right? This is not shocking me.
Delete@Canopener - better to be pissed off than pissed on... oh wait!
ReplyDeleteLOL. Owned.
ReplyDelete