Blind Item #4
This A list celebrity/singer made her dancers and backup singers strip to nothing because she said that a bunch of coke was missing and that one of them must have taken it. There they were, all of them in a group naked while she quizzed them and went through their clothes. After two hours, her assistant showed up and reminded the singer that the singer had used it all earlier.
Nothing is more wonderful than a coke fiend having a meltdown.
ReplyDeleteHas GaGa fallen from A+ down to A?
ReplyDeleteGotta be Rhi.
ReplyDeleteTalk about a hostile work environment!
ReplyDeleteI'm on the Ri Ri train. She must be such a fun lay.
ReplyDelete@Count: woke up this morning and reread that amazing tale from yesterday's Your Turn. DELISH. And to everyone else: I highly recommend it. A tale of intrigue, love, lust, and innocence. As Lisa (Weird Science) so eloquently said, "It's a mind scrambler. Hurts so good". xoxo
DeleteGaga
ReplyDeleteRhianna!!!
ReplyDeleteRhianna FTW, alllll day. She needs to chill. Shits making her paranoid. I wonder if she apologized for humiliating those ppl.....yea right.
ReplyDeleteThis has to be an easy one when I even I can guess it. Rhianna.
ReplyDeleteWish she'd just OD already.
ReplyDeleteI think that these dancers would be unionized. This would also be grounds for a lawsuit.
ReplyDeleteI would love to attend the backup dancers union meetings. Imagine the show!
ReplyDeleteMolly Cyrus
ReplyDeleteRhi Rhi
ReplyDeleteJ-Blow i mean J-lo
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought my boss was an ass hat.
ReplyDeletej-Blow, i mean J-lo she has no respect for anyone its her
ReplyDeleteReno right again, gotta be riri. They shoulda thriwn their clothes at her, lol
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's these shenanigans that make Rhianna so late getting on stage at concerts.
ReplyDeleteThank you Miss Mess. That was the longest thing I've written in some time. Coulda doubled it, butt I didn't want to go too slow and bore the reader.
ReplyDelete@Count: I would love a Part 2.
DeleteMess, I think you might be in love here. If I do meet up with the Count am I gonna end up with a stiletto through my face?
DeleteIf you want to hear some awesome music, check out The Shrine, King Parrot and Black Breath.
ReplyDeleteI thought Rhianna only snorted crushed diamonds?
ReplyDelete@Miss Mess: There aint really a Part 2, there woulda been more meat in the middle.
ReplyDeleteMaybe next week we hi jack a Your Turn again. Something less invasive than fartbox fuckin, so others may be tempted to join in.
I'd hate to brainstorm questions here and have the Fugazi Enty swipe em on us, so save ideas for next week.
Is there a certain day that is good for you? Tuesdays are usually bad for me.
@Count: my schedule is booked solid with Whatever I Feel Like Doing. I think we can arrange it. But you can't cut me off until Tuesday--gotta' keep up the e-fucking in the meantime.
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ReplyDelete*Rhianna*
ReplyDeleteDon'tchu worry yer pretty lil head about Miss Mess, Nope. She knows what the deal is. She is married, so she is only interested in an E-lationship.
ReplyDeleteYou and me, we got something special. Its called a Reasonable Driving Distance. Now I'll be out like $70 in gas and tolls, probably put that up to $100 w/ parking in Manhattan, so don't go taking me anywhere too pricey.
Actually, are you even looking to go out anywhere or you just want to run me through the motions and see how I hold up compared to screen presence?
Do you drink? 420friendly? Have I asked these before?
Count, am I already getting a guilt trip on the costs associated with a NYC trip? We have buses and trains that run here too, Jersey man.
DeleteThat said, I don't go to fancy places and I'm still mulling over what I want. Maybe I just want to put a face to the poster, or maybe I want to sit on it too. Who knows. Ain't it nice to be single and have options?
Also, if you haven't noticed I'm a booze hound you must not read my posts much. I can take or leave pot, but I never turn away from a bourbon.
Molls, I thought Rgianna was the sound of someone throwing up as they try to say the name of that person.
ReplyDeleteI would have to leave that crazy train.
ReplyDeleteI read this as Gaga, but Rhianna makes sense because she has that tour going on and her recent behavior totally fits.
ReplyDelete@Nope: I'm just yappin, not guilt trippin.
ReplyDeleteClosest I'd get to a bus or a train is the Staten Island Ferry. I'm not a fan of public transportation unless it is a jintey type of thing in a resort town taking me from bar to bar to bar.
Bourbon...that is all you. Dark liquors and my tummy/palate don't see things eye to eye. I may be able to get a couple shots down, but eventually that after taste will get me gaggin and they come back up. I'm beer or Bacardi & coke mostly.
Well, mull over your options, and let me know what you decide. I can generally shake free between Wednesdays and Saturdays. I do have a cookout to attend next Saturday though.
My email address is on my profile anytime you want some discretion.
@Nope: I can't keep The Count all to myself. He can never belong to just one woman (on CDAN, anyway). If it gets nasty though, can I get a few deets? And please, if its a love connection, don't get all lovey dovey, Mr. and Mrs. Shmoopie on here. I CANNOT wait to hear how this plays out. xoxo
DeleteGaga. I read some of the court docs from the lawsuit with her former assistant. If that's any indication of how she treats her employees (like crap), well adding that to her admitted coke use seals it for me.
ReplyDeleteRhiDrama has been on her Bender Tour. More like a Bend Her Tour.
ReplyDeleteRhirhi should've eaten those chips that guy threw at her and chilled the hell out.
ReplyDeleteGet your shit together Riri. I used to like you!
ReplyDeleteRiRi doesn't do coke. I'm going with Gaga.
ReplyDeleteWriting these celeb names makes me feel like an fuckin 2-year old.
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ReplyDeleteWhy is everyone spelling Rihannas name incorrectly? Is it a CDAN thing?
ReplyDeleteoh Riri...
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