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Blind Items Revealed

March 22, 2013

This actress is A list. Definite. Not a question about it and she has A+ name recognition. Mostly television. She is a little goofy. No question about that. When someone has stars on the ceiling of her bedroom because she likes to see them light up her room at her age, you have to wonder if she had the chance to ever fully embrace adulthood.  She may try to act innocent or give the impression that she has not messed around with entire crews before, but she has. Guys who you think would not stand a chance with this actress get her phone number. They can text her and call her and flirt with her and if you make her laugh then you have a pretty good chance of getting to sleep with her. She likes to have a contest of sorts on the shows she has worked on and also garnered a serious flirt and play reputation once when she guest starred on this long time hit network show. The entire cast of men on the show got one week to flirt with her and do their best to get her attention, but when that end of the week party happened, there was only one guy who got to take her back to her hotel. Looking at him, you think to yourself that the B list actor/celebrity/comedian she picked was kind of an odd choice, but again it goes back to making her laugh. They dated all of one night. She is not known for her long term relationships.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
SNL
Chris Kattan

33 comments:

  1. And she's going to be a mother.

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    1. So?
      Moms have sex, too
      Lol

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    2. It's not the sex. It's the immaturity and public life that will fuck her kid up.

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    3. Anonymous2:07 PM

      thats how they became mothers in the firts place

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  2. Juicy! Thanks Ent!

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  3. She is going to force that kid to wear tutus and tiaras until they're 43.

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  4. Having a sense of humor is a as good of a reason to sleep with someone as choosing someone just cause of their looks

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    1. +1
      a sense of humor can be a huge turn on

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    2. The Second Best Reason! (Kindness = #1)

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  5. I hope she has a boy, I think that would be great fun for her.

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  6. A list, though? i don't see it...

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  7. Was the hotel The Roxbury?
    :zing:

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  8. Messed around with entire crews????

    Thank God for women like Tamara Mowry.

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    1. @just curious, stepping up the game! Nice!

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  9. I thought Chris Kattan was gay. Wonder what's his side of the story.

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    1. I think everyone but JLH thought that.

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  10. A grown woman sleeping with consenting adults of the opposite sex....how scandalous! Unless she bites off their heads, or cuts off relevant body parts after mating, why is this relevant or even considered gossip? Oh right, she is a star and she isn't supposed to be human.

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    1. When your friends gossip about other friends, what are they talking about? Murder? Incest? Most gossip is simple who-slept-with-whom. Gossip doesn't imply scandal.

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  11. The more I hear about JLH the more I like her.

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  12. Well I wouldn't want all that vjazzle to go to waste!

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  13. Kattan was married, briefly, to someone named Sunshine or moonbeam, something like that. She was a model *eyeroll*. So apparently, he's not gay. That was Mango's story though too wasn't it?

    Can't believe JLH slept with "entire crews".

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  14. Knew this one too. Two in one week...score!

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  15. Bah, sense of humour wins it.

    I've shagged someone because we liked the same music and I hadn't shagged to it before.

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  16. at first i was wondering if you were talking about meeeee

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  17. I find Kattan maniacally funny. Wish he was still on the Middle

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  18. Anonymous6:08 PM

    I'd love glow stars on my ceiling. Team JLH!

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  19. You know, this makes me like her a bit more now.

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  20. I still like her. She can come here to the icky Midwest and hang with me anytime. She can buy the cupcakes and I'll buy the first round.

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  21. Hey, good for her! However, Chris Kattan could make me laugh until I pissed myself, and I still would not want to sleep with him. I totally thought he was gay!

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  22. Anonymous7:55 AM

    ohhh Mango... I need you, I cannot LIVE without you... Mango, Mango, Mango, you have bewitched me, intoxicated me, I must have you MANGO!
    I imagine it went something like that....

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  23. I made her laugh once. If only I had known..

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