Lindsay Lohan Wants A Baby - To Stay Clean

Apparently the only way Lindsay Lohan thinks she can stay clean and sober is by having a baby. She probably does not realize she would need to quit smoking and taking Adderall too, but that is beside the point. According to The Enquirer, Lindsay has asked several of her guys friends to be a sperm donor for her. So far, none of the guys have accepted her offer. Would you want to be the guy who donated sperm to what would be a tragic situation? Remember when Paris Hilton kept losing her dogs because she was so interested in partying? What do you think is going to happen to this kid? If I were Child protective Services, I would be setting up residence inside Lindsay's house and when she delivered the baby, just take the baby from her then to save the time and trouble of coming back in a few weeks to get the baby. I know the story is crap, but can you imagine if it is true. Can you imagine Lindsay Lohan pregnant?