Five parts today.
Rihanna is back in LA taking a break and remarkably was on time for everything since she had no appointments.
You know things are serious when you start taking trips together. Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross headed to NYC.
Sandra Bullock on the school run.
Salma Hayek on the take my kid to Europe run again.
Snooki, her baby and baby daddy while filming her show.
Susan Sarandon and Bette Midler having lunch together. No ping pong though.
Shailene Woodley at the premiere of her new movie.
Teresa and Joe Giudice at court yesterday.
Tom Hardy and Noomi Rapace love working together.
Weird, but something about evan ross i dont like.
ReplyDeleteHello Asslee
ReplyDeleteSoooooooo thin. Look at her ankles, they're almost invisible!
DeleteWhy are those diaper bikini bottoms a thing now? They don't look good on anyone but a pin up from the 1950's.
ReplyDeleteSugar: in primary school we wore those over our jocks and under our netball skirts for sports. We called them bloomers. I just don't get when they became outerwear? Just as bad as wearing leggings as pants.
DeleteActually, they look like period jocks.
DeleteThat housewife is just eating this up. She will be crossing over to Mobwives soon enough. Itll be great to as those gals dont f around...she will be toast. Lol juicy joe, lol what a douche...
ReplyDelete@Megan Can't wait for the episode when Teresa goes to Drita's house ;)
DeleteHow did asslee and evan even start dating. Did they start doing lines together and had so much fun they went out to lunch and things took off from there? Anybody know what's the real deal.
ReplyDeleteShailene seems so smug and self satisfied.
ReplyDeleteSuri was not pleased with Louis today.
ReplyDeleteCannot blame her. He has let doen the team. So young to give up his style leadership position. Sad. So very sad.
DeleteBette is ageless...
ReplyDeleteNever thought I would see the day where she slightly out-hots my SusanS but here it is. THAT is flawless work on the face. She looks exactly like HERSELF without the wrinkles. Susan is doing it differently. I just wish she would cut or tidy up her hair. She could totally give Helen Mirren a run for her money if she would dress a little more carefully and hire someone to take care of her still amazing head of hair.
DeleteBette needs to buy different clothes though. That suit does her cute little apple figure no favors at all. Plus the pattern. I am having a seizure just looking at it. WTF was she thinking?
I'd love to work with Tom Hardy too.
ReplyDeleteA non: I heart Tom big time for being so candid about exploring his sexuality instead of pretending it didn't happen and dating a publicist. He's HOT!
Deletedamn it, a non! that's what i was going to say. except I was gonna say "work" with tom hardy.
ReplyDeleteSnooki is CDaN's version of the K Family, Please stop!!!!
ReplyDeleteHello, Tom Hardy
ReplyDelete@VIP, your gif was a bit of a dream crusher - not impressive, sir!
DeleteWay to depress us all, @VIP
DeleteLol
I'm devoed. It looks like a cocktail frank. I was hoping for a footlong hot dog. You'd need toothpicks to eat that.
DeleteNo. Just no. Never had it for him. Never will. This confirms every instinct I had. Poor fella.
DeleteI would love to go to lunch with Bette and Sharon. I bet they have some interesting and comical conversations.
ReplyDeleteRiRi
ReplyDeleteAsslee
Salma
Couple decades ago Sarandon woulda made the list.
@CJ, wondered if she'd get a mention from you.
DeleteWhere was Shailene's movie premiere held a dark alley in Compton?
ReplyDeleteLouis is finally getting big. He's so cute.
ReplyDeleteI'm pleasantly surprised at Snooki's bikini. It covers enough.
ReplyDeleteRose: call me cynical, but could she be wearing those nanna briefs to hide tummy tuck scars?
DeleteI don't think Snooki takes the G part of GTL seriously. She has that thin-but-flabby look going on.
ReplyDeleteI don't care how old she is, Count, you'd seriously do Rihanna before Sarandon?? Yiiiiikes.
I'll bet Salma Hayek is teeeeeensy in person.
Evan Ross took his mother's last name?
@figgy: RiRi is a straight up freak and knows how to party. At the end of the night either I'm going to feel like a used piece of meat or there will be 3-4 whores RiRi paid for that she and I made feel that used. It is a win win. Only way a night with her would be bad is if she puked and passed out an hour in and her security gave me the boot.
ReplyDeleteCount: don't tell me that feeling like a used piece of meat doesn't give you the horn!
DeleteAWWWWW! Tom Hardy's dick is SMALL *sobs*.
ReplyDeleteI was gonna say that I hate Snooki's new face but fuck that, I'm gonna go cut my wrists. I knew his fucked up teeth were telepathically telling me something.
Eeeewww Tom hardy. That is nasty!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, maybe Tom's a grower, not a shower. I'm hoping anyway.
ReplyDeleteI dunno, that's a hell of a lot of growing that needs to be done....
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