Random Photos Part Three - ESPY Awards
Selena Gomez always looks better when Justin Bieber is gone.
Malin Akerman
Peta Heavens To Murgatroyd
Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde
Jon Hamm
Katherine Webb
Maria Sharapova, Adrian Peterson and Kevin Bacon.
Robin Roberts and LeBron James
McKayla Maroney
Jason is looking extra douchey.
ReplyDeleteMalin Ackerman looks fab and love the dress.
ReplyDeleteMcKayla Maroney looks impressed.
Love McKayla's dress. I don't know who she is, though.
ReplyDeleteOlympic gymnast for team USA.
Deletehelp me out--why would yellow be an interesting choice?
ReplyDeleteIt works for Big Bird.
DeleteIt often mind-blows me the fact that Maroney is underage. I think she is hot for a second until I remember it and have to watch some other thing to forget my almost-boner caused by her.
ReplyDeleteThat Webb is cute, but there's something in her mad eyes that I find anti-boners.
It's something weird that the ugliest chick (IMO) in the part is the only supermodel (Teigen).
You are such a fuckin sad sack.
DeleteAnnanaa, McKayla is one of the fierce five gymnasts from the Olympics. Gabby is sitting next to her in this pic.
ReplyDeleteOh, no way! Is that the sideways frowny face girl? She looks so grown up.
Delete@Annanaa, yep, that's her!
DeleteHamm
ReplyDeleteBacon (not really, but I love that we have both today! Lol!
Hamaconda forevs. God I love the way it snakes around his muscular thigh. Cream my pants.
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Selena Gomez always looks like a Bratz doll.
ReplyDeletePeta: WTF? She is wearing almost the exact monstrosity that Vanessa Williams wore a few days ago, but Vanessa’s was black and looked like TWO garbage bags draped over her boobies instead of 1 red one. Are their Stylists on crack? Is this a new thing? Batwing/tablecloth/nursing dresses?
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who thinks Selena has the body of a 20-year old, but the face of a 4-year old? It's unsettling. She looks like a little girl trying on mom's makeup from the neck up.
ReplyDeleteDo her from behind. She's legal.
DeleteI don't care about what a cheating, man-whore, alcoholic Jon Hamm is, he is still #1 on my get-out-of-marriage-for-a-night list and that doesn't look to be changing anytime soon. My god, he is a beautiful man.
ReplyDeleteFuck yes for Don Draper.
Delete@Topper totally!!! baby girl face.
ReplyDeleteI view Selena like buying Microsoft stock at its IPO. Yes, she is 20 has a baby face and is a lil to thin. To me that likely equates to her at 30 having some sexy curves and still getting carded. By the time she's 40, I'll be pushing 60 and hopefully some of this libido will have waned.
ReplyDeleteAll that said, if she is still w/ Bieber at 30, I hope she is 400pounds and smells like a mixtures of salami, feet, ass and onions.
Fingers crossed that natural selection kicks in before then and J. B has done all of society a favour and perished.
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ReplyDeleteJon Hamm
Adrian Peterson
Yellow really is an interesting choice for a woman who told Joan Rivers on "Fashion Police" that she always goes commando.
ReplyDeleteLadies you know what I'm talking about.
McKayla looks gorgeous there.
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ReplyDeleteMalin Akerman looks great.
ReplyDeleteAnd I so like Wilde & Sudeikis together. He is really looking great lately. And his gorgeous fiancee is simply shining every time when they show up in a public event. I love them as a couple.
Have no idea who *McKayla Maroney even is, but I have to compliment those lovely thighs on her!
ReplyDeleteI still don't really get the no-undies smelly pants liquored up Hamm lust. He looks like a Sears model circa 1984. I mean, he's alright, but not THAT wonderful.
Bunch of unfamous people in bad outfits.
ReplyDeleteIs the caption under the 4th picture a sentence or a name?
ReplyDeleteKatherine Web is even invited to the ESPY's? She's not even dating that guy that made her famous anymore! I didn't know competing on Splash made you an athlete.
@ Hegg - Word. He's like an Arrow brand suit model, I expect to see him in a Kohl's catalog.
ReplyDeleteF: Hamm
ReplyDeleteK: Bieber, even though not pictured
M: Sudeikis
Heavens To Murgatroyd, Peta, you're wearing the same dress as the Arthur Ashe Award winner.
ReplyDeleteI didn't like it on either one of them but the tribute to Robin Roberts was terrific.
I love yellow. There is no reason to wear a black balconette bra under a see-through yellow blouse in the daylight, unless you open for business.
I also would do so many wonderfully nasty things to Hamm-bone in a Japanese second...he absolutely reeks of testosterone and sex, as evidenced by his pronounced browline and broad jaw. That is one yummy sausage :)
ReplyDeleteI feel like Selena looks different from usual here??
ReplyDeleteOlivia Wilde is HOT
Why does the world of sports need an awards show? Every sport already gives awards to the best team or player at the end of the season or tournament. It's redundant. Do the jocks just want to dress up & be critiqued by Joan Rivers & her daughter?
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