Friday, July 19, 2013

Today Is Kate Middleton's Due Date

Yes, I know that most people thought last week was Kate Middleton's due date, but that was pretty much dispelled when Prince William spent the weekend away from Kate partying with his brother and playing polo. Everyone made a big deal about him being 100 miles away. Umm, I'm pretty sure he could figure out a way to get to her quickly if he needed. It is not like he would have to grab a ride from Harry and they would have to fight their way through traffic as they tried to make it with Rowan Atkinson in the back urging them on and reminding them how fast he went in Top Gear and that he should be driving. It would be a good movie though. Been done though. Think about how many movies have people racing to the hospital to get there in time. Anyway, today is the due date, but what people don't know is what hospital she is going to use. Is she going to use one by her parents' house or one by Kensington Palace? Paps are getting nervous so have divided themselves into watching both places. I don't particularly care about the delivery or anything, but I am going to love how there will be no talk about Kim Kardashian for quite some time and no one will care about her cover. I'm pretty sure the family will have to release a Bruce Jenner sex tape to keep everyone talking.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:15 AM

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  1. auntliddy6:20 AM

    Boy, for someone who doesnt care that is quite a lenghty dissertatiion!!!! Mr or miss baby will come when they feel like it. I dont get why shes hiding this last bit tho.

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  2. Tyger Lilly6:20 AM

    Thanks, d*ck. I went from thinking about cute babies and joyful Brits to Bruce Jenner's Silly-Putty O-face.

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  3. Kels6:21 AM

    I honestly think the public is officially over the Kardashians. Haven't heard about Kim in ages (a few weeks).

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  4. Mango6:22 AM

    Please, radio stations, no prank calls from "The Queen" asking how the baby and The Duchess of Cambridge are doing. We all know how that turned out last time. :(

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  5. libby6:25 AM

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  6. Seven of Eleven6:25 AM

    Another I don't care about it but the Xenu overlords are forcing me to write about it. #Kardashian #Jenner #sex #Middleton #Prince #paps

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  7. libby6:26 AM

    auntliddy---She's not hiding, she's at her parents' house, West(ish?) of London....The key is AIR CONDITIONING. Believe it or not, Kate's home at the palace does not have a/c, (the British climate never needed it before). But the Middletons, being nouveau riche, have a/c installed at their place.

    (Source: British media. Don't flay me if I'm wrong---all those sites published the same story!)

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    1. auntliddy7:36 AM

      Hi lib- by hiding i meant ive seen no pics of her, not even like going for a walk. I know the brits and irish and their seeming aversion to central heat and a/c, so i say good for them and kate!!

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  8. Anonymous6:28 AM

    Jesus "Enty". Use a fucking comma, or full stop. Your fucking grammar and lack of punctuation suck arse. No way you have anything beyond a secondary education, let alone tertiary - such as a law degree.

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    1. Unknown5:27 PM

      Thank you.

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    2. mlovesny3:12 PM

      Leave enty alone and leave your vulgar language at the door!

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  9. Tyler6:30 AM

    I read that the master plan is for her to give birth at St Mary's Hospital in London, using the Royal Berkshire Hospital as a backup contingency.

    Yeah libby, I read that too. It's all about air conditioning for comfort because the weather there has been so hot and the cottage Will and Kate live in doesn't have any.

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  10. Henriette6:31 AM

    I bet she has the kid next week.

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  11. MISCH6:33 AM

    If she has it today or over the weekend it's a C-section

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  12. figgy6:38 AM

    A friend of mine had the same obstetrician as Kate; she claims she will bug him for gossip and details, haha.

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  13. kelgela26:38 AM

    I hope it's a girl. You can't dress up little boys in cute outfits. And Kimmy, this is how you dress during your pregnancy.

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  14. Kelly6:41 AM

    First babies rarely arrive on time. They're usually a little late. I have a feeling she's having a boy!

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  15. Unknown6:42 AM

    If a Bruce Jenner sex tape is released, I will blame YOU, Enty!!!

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  16. 8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob6:47 AM

    I actually like Enty's writing style, makes me feel that I'm not the worst writer here, even if I'm not native English speaker.

    I don't want to see that Bruce's sextape if it existed, but Khloe, Kylie (when she is not underage) and even the mother whose name I can't remember would fit well in my sextape collection.

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  17. sandybrook7:01 AM

    The baby fines when the Queen says its time

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  18. sandybrook7:02 AM

    *comes*

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  19. Sue in MO7:26 AM

    Poor Kate! I have a hard enough time tolerating heat waves - I cannot imagine going through it 9 months pregnant. Bless her heart - I'd stay with the AC too.

    It has been refreshing not seeing a new KK photo every. single. day. There are a lot of other celebrities & such out there to photograph ... go figure! But you know it won't last long.. I can imagine the pouting going on in L.A., when Kate delivers this baby next week, from the K clan... "Buuuutttt what about meeeeee? I'M America's Princess - MY baby is MORE important!!1"

    I would never, ever wish ill will on innocent children, but as far as the adults in that family go - I'd be happy with, oh, bankruptcy or something like that. Just to bring them down a few pegs.

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  20. Sue in MO7:31 AM

    Although, come to think of it, as much as I dislike Kanye West, I sort of hope he keeps them in check and refuses to let his baby be photographed for a very, very long time. You know Kim and Kris are probably squirming and dying to get that big payday for pictures.... it may be wishful thinking but I'd like to see him keep that kid under wraps as long as possible. The irony of it is kind of amusing :)

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    1. Pink Cashmere4:45 PM

      Kanye comes off to me as someone who would be w wife beater. No one can be THAT angry and not take it out on the person he's with.

      Anyway, I'm excited to see the new Royal. I remember when William and Harry were born.

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  21. Sian7:35 AM

    Why do Americans care about Kate? I can hardly bring myself to care and I'm British!

    More interested in Kim Kardrashian to be honest. Haters gonna hate.

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    1. Sherry8:29 AM

      Sian. For some reason much like Diana we seem to love Kate. She seems truly to love Wills and appears to be very down to earth.

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  22. Count Jerkula7:58 AM

    I feel bad for Charles. Dude been hearing his entire life that he is the next king, and he'll be lucky to touch his ass to the throne. Liz never gonna die.

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  23. car548:14 AM

    She's using the same hospital that Diana used to have William and Harry.

    Their apt at the palace is being renovated, so she is staying at the parents and will be there for 6 weeks after.

    William has a helicopter ready to fly him in if he is working.

    Kate's assistant has a special encrypted phone to call the dr and hospital when she starts labor and the doctor has been given some kind of beacon thing on his car that will give him all green lights if he has to rush to the hospital.

    Yes, I watched a story from the Today show so I know too much about this. :)

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  24. Bon M8:51 AM

    LOL. Poor Charles my backside. I hope Liz lives to be 120.

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    1. Anonymous9:42 AM

      Agreed!!

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    2. Unknown5:31 PM

      Me too. Chuck is one sorry SOB. (No offense to the Queen)

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  25. ruby9:02 AM

    Shes having a boy for sure. She's carrying so low.

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  26. figgy9:04 AM

    @Sian, I don't really know! haha but it's true so many of us Americans are BONKERS for the British royalty. I myself can't get enough of them.

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  27. Ja'mie King9:16 AM

    I didn't realize how much Americans cared about the royal baby (why do I dislike that term so much?) until I saw Stephen Colbert devote a segment to it on his show earlier in the week.

    Thanks @car54, I'm moderately interested I guess, and your synopsis was not only succinct, but also saved me from having to watch the Today Show. Much obliged!

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  28. Sis9:57 AM

    I'm excited for Will and Kate's Baby!

    Could care less about Kim and Kanye but I bet their baby will be cute!

    And Kim is in hiding because wants to show off her post baby body because you know she's been working that sh*t off. Or...it's the ol' Hollywood "diet", I ate right and walked for 10 minutes a day and followed a healthy diet bs, really working out for 8 hours a day and eating only lettuce, etc...too many variations and some not so pretty.

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  29. Wen10:45 AM

    Sis - It's call tummy tuck, liposuction, fillers, etc.

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    1. Unknown5:33 PM

      Yes indeed. That chick is too lazy to work out.

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  30. lazyday60311:04 AM

    When did air conditioning become nouveau riche? Can we drop the nouveau riche insult at some point? Who cares which generation figured out how to make a bundle.

    I read a piece in the London Review of Books about the Bolshoi Ballet scandals & the writer described the oligarchs who fund the program as nouveau riche. Nobody in the Soviet Union owned private property as recently as 1989. So is old money money made between 1989 and 1998? The nouveau riche made theirs between 1999 and 2009? How much extra culture and breeding do you think the moguls of the 1990's have over the moguls of the new millenium? What a lame putdown.

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    1. Emily2:44 PM

      I've never taken nouveau riche to be an actual literal insult directed at money only made in this generation or the pervious one, my family uses the term to describe people who display their wealth in gawdy tasteless ways. Hot pink Bentley? New money, doesn't matter if it's 17 generations old, it's a tacky new money move.

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    2. Emily2:45 PM

      I've never taken nouveau riche to be an actual literal insult directed at money only made in this generation or the pervious one, my family uses the term to describe people who display their wealth in gawdy tasteless ways. Hot pink Bentley? New money, doesn't matter if it's 17 generations old, it's a tacky new money move.

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    3. Unknown5:40 PM

      Exactly, consider the Kartrashians vs Anderson Cooper and his family. Huge difference in level of taste, work ethic, treatment of others, charitable causes, modesty, the list goes on and on...

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  31. NaughtyNurse7:39 PM

    I wish people would just leave this couple alone to enjoy this very special time in private. I realize they are royalty, but the birth of a child is sacred.

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  32. megan00m10:27 PM

    Top Gear mention is worth its weight in gold! Lol

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  33. elspeth2:39 AM

    July 22 = Full Moon: Maybe this will help.

    Can't help but think Kate has nourished their baby properly and will take care of herself and the baby after the birth just as she has pre-natally -- Hence will be giving birth as naturally as possible.

    Just let those lunar forces roll over them gently ;-)

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  34. Yellow Rose5:56 AM

    Megan00m: I absolutely agree!! Shame Rowan got knocked from the top spot by Matt LeBlanc ;) I adore that show! (I'm watching it right now, actually :D)

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  36. Seven of Eleven1:01 AM

    "LEAVE ENTY ALONE" lmao.

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