Monday, July 15, 2013

Today's Blind Items - My Brother-In-Law Would be Better

When this couple got together, they definitely had plans for children. The A list celebrity husband thought they would make them the old-fashioned way, but the A list mostly movie actress said no to that very quickly. That would involve far too much sex and you could never be sure whether it would work so then you would just be forced to keep having sex. She had a much better idea. Surrogacy. She knew just the person and was an old family friend. So, our celebrity thought to himself, well at least it will be my sperm so I will have a child. Not so fast said the actress. She felt that his medical history was not really suitable to fathering children who were likely to succeed. Her genes were impeccable so she would be the mother, but she had someone in mind who would be a far better candidate. Her brother-in-law. Great health and mind and body and just the perfect person. Yes, of course she had one quick fling or two or three with him, but, this was about the future and making sure their children were exquisite. Well, her children really. Yes, sure, she would not see much of them right now because she was far too busy, but, in the future, when they were of an age to talk and be nice companions she would speak to them.

41 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Nicole Kidman

Cheryl S said...

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban?

Cathy said...

^^Yep

Brian said...

Hitler had a sister that moved to Hollywood and became an actress?

Oh, right. Nicole Kidman^^^

The Dude said...

Beyonce and J-sleeze

sarah.estell said...

Nicole Kidman - in the DM celebrating her birthday at her brother-in-laws house. Lots of pics of the BIL.

Unknown said...

AGREED!

Kloie said...

I wonder if they named their daughter this way:

Keith: *mutters under his breath* "You are seriously a C U next Tuesday."

Nicole: "What did you just say?"

Keith: "Tuesday! I think we should name our daughter Tuesday!"

MBK said...

This has Nicole written all over it - even the tone of the writing.

Cathy said...

Keith has the most random facts in his trivia section on IMDB. I particularly enjoy the part on his pet peeves: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1236707/bio

Kristin Wigs said...

By "good genes" she meant brains, right? Because kidman's brother-in-law kinda looks like something that crawls out of the boggs at night and steals your children.

http://m.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/sydney-confidential/whale-of-a-spot-antonia-kidman/story-e6frewz0-1226085881386

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Also only thing weird with it being the "brother in law" is according to Wiki, Nicole's kids were conceived when her sister was in between marriages.

Karen said...

@Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas, I think that one of the Enties looked at the DM, saw the pictures of Kidman's BIL, and made up the entire blind. This is a little over the top for me.

Kelly said...

Oh pooh! #teamnic

crila16 said...

This is definitely Nicole and Keith.

crila16 said...

I actually thought Nicole was raped by the head of the scientology church, and he abused her so badly, that she was internally damaged and couldn't have kids.

Sarah said...

I'm calling bullshit

LilaFowler said...

Whaaaa crila?

sandybrook said...

Scientilogy teaches you shit like this Nicole? No matter what when I was reading this I thought GOOP and Chris but everyone here makes sense with Nicole.

NomNom83 said...

The affair with the brother is, easily, the hardest thing about this to believe. The physical contact, the body fluids... I just canNOT picture Nicole Kidman -- errr, this woman, WHOEVER she is, rolling around in the sheets with anyone.

So, avoiding her husband's addiction genes? That makes way more sense.

L said...

LOL for a second I thought maybe we were talking about Keith Urban's brother.. he seem to have one, called Shane.

A word to the wise - DO NOT GOOGLE HIM - if you thought Antonia's husband is ugly, you will die seeing Shane Urban... KIWF

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

@karen, that makes sense to me. It's a little much..

thatfunnygirl said...

I don't believe this one at all. Both of Nicole's daughters look just like Keith. Ain't buying it Enty.

Unknown said...

Gwenth and Chris?

libby said...

I thought the medical issue was Keith's addiction struggle. Nic IS a control freak.

But I agree with Karen, this blind's a bit of a bridge too far, imo.

MichaelaK said...

@L, what the hell! Keith isn't exactly hotness but damn!

shopgirl said...

Ha ha Kloie, brilliant!

Mango said...

Slightly OT, but what are the chances that either Nicole or Beyonce have EVER changed a dirty diaper?

Yeah, I thought so.


L said...

@MichaelaK - I warned you gurl!!

cricket said...

Kidman. She didn't even do a good job of faking a pregnancy. One day she had a bump,the next day she was flat as a pancake again.She was out shopping 5 days after she was supposed to have given birth wearing white capris and a crop top showing off her perfectly flat and toned stomach. I don't understand why she even bothered getting more children,she doesn't seem to have any more interest in these kids than she had in Tom's kids.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Sooo she hates sex, but had an affair on the side? Nah. Seems weird. Or Keith is just terrible in bed xD

Jessie said...

Don't think this is Nic although it sounds like her. Not sure if the timing works with Antonia's divorce.

Sandybrook, Nic isn't a Scientologist

blue sky said...

Faith, the youngest, is 100 percent Kidman. She looks nothing like Urban at all.

hothotheat said...

I want this to be Nic/Keith but I don't think she would f Keith's brother. Keith is def the better looking one in the family plus the brother has the same genes Keith does so........

I don't think it's GOOP because her kids definitely have some Chris Martin in them.

Not sure who this could be though...

it took forever said...

wow control freak

Unknown said...

That was awesome!! LOL!

PugsterMom said...

Absolutely Nicole. They should be announcing divorce soon ... right?

Hegg said...

Enty seems to have it in for Nicole and spins everything as her doing or her fault. There were blurry pics of her coming out of fertility clinics so somehow I doubt this was her.

Why aren't there any blinds of her husband's drug fuelled nights and blacking out and ending up in random hotel rooms?? This happened more than a couple of times. And she gave him another chance.

zeldafitzgerald said...

He's not ugly, he's aged naturally.

you guys aren't used to people without botox are you

ang said...

This screamed Mimi to me

debbie said...

Keith Urban looks a lot like his brother if you look at him before Hollywood got to him.
http://pinterest.com/pin/509610514054568479/

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