Today's Blind Items - Sex & Heroin
It was one night. One night these two actresses spent together. They should make a movie about this night. Each of the two have been on a downward spiral never seen before since that night. One is a frequent guest to this spot (former almost A list mostly movie actress who is a C- based on what she has done lately with A+ list name recognition) and the other (former B- list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show turned C list celebrity) has been a guest in this spot before previously, but not as often.
One night a few years ago, when both were at their most recent high peak, the two ran into each other at a Fashion Week show. They sat next to each other and clicked and ended up spending the next 18 hours together. The younger of the two, who is also less famous introduced her new friend to heroin. No shooting up, just snorting it. The more famous of our pair did not want to try any needles. The younger has a couple of permanent scars from using needles. Our older actress loved snorting it. She did it non-stop all night and also tried to show her thanks by making moves on the younger actress who wanted no part of any female loving that night, but did let herself be set up by our older actress with a guy who was roughly three times her age and who ended up buying all the drugs that night and the suite at this hotel all three used.
Since that night, both of our stars have been to rehab several times. They have watched their careers evaporate. They found a new level of drug use that no one thought they could reach. The younger one has overdosed twice since that night.
LiLo and Mischa
ReplyDeleteMischa and Lindsay
ReplyDeleteAngelina
ReplyDeleteLindsay
ReplyDeleteAren't Mischa and Lindsay the same age?
ReplyDeleteI read the older one as Demi.
Lindsay and Taylor Momsen (sp?)
ReplyDeleteI like sandybrook's guess. Lilo and Taylor Momsen's age and status make sense.
DeleteThis was how I read it as well.
DeleteI thought Lilo and Mischa until that age part. It says the younger one was less famous. Lindsay is younger by a few months and I would say she is the more famous.
ReplyDeleteI read it as Liloh and Momsen also
ReplyDeleteHerbie and the Grinch have a lot of explaining to do...
DeleteBtw the second paragraph of this shit is a complete mess.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Kindergarten literacy at play.
DeleteLindsay and Momsen
ReplyDeleteI like the Lindsay/T.Momson guess though
ReplyDeleteLindsay Lohan and Demi Lovato?
ReplyDeleteThat's cuz Enty's child slave writers aren't allowed outside of the sweatshop to attend school.
ReplyDeleteEnty is a Scientologist?
DeleteNo, but he/she does employ underaged child slaves from unspecified Asian countries to write this between stitching up LV rip off purses.
DeleteLol @Gayeld
DeleteLindsay and Taylor Momsen
ReplyDeleteYep....I concur.
DeleteDun dun DUNNNN!!!
ReplyDeleteI've never seen Angie at the collection...and I follow them
ReplyDeleteI can't stand the fucking suspense. This will be a shocking reveal that will change the course of history. Oh--was that sarcastic?
ReplyDeleteLindsay and Taylor
ReplyDeleteGood work! You magnum p.i.ed that sh*t!
Deletehow old is linds in that pic with Taylor? her forehead is all wrinkly and she is half bald on one side
ReplyDeleteLooks like two unkempt scrotom
DeleteGeorge Michael Bluth has been staring at those scrotum for the past several nights
DeleteEnty fucked both of them in exchange for promising to write at least 20 blinds a week about them
ReplyDeleteI think Onyx has the proof.
ReplyDeleteOnyx watched.
ReplyDeletenice link Onyx! Definitely Lohan and Momsen. For the record just so everyone knows its the same Troll named Marcie that's posting under Ann Nah Nah Mess. Not me. But I am flattered, how does the old saying go :imitation is the most sincere form of flattery?
ReplyDeleteDude, she bugs...so boring..
DeleteAnna, my darling,...
DeleteWHO THE FUCK IS MARCIE???
What are you trying to tell us, girl? Is Timmy in the well???
And..........you're MARCIE???
Wait the SECOND paragraph is a mess? How about the first line of the Blind Reveal..Whoo boy!
ReplyDelete@Sherry lololol.
ReplyDeleteNice job, Onyx!
ReplyDeleteYup...Mischa and Lilo were my 2 guesses.
ReplyDeleteIf a chick is in your hotel room, she says she will bang you if you share your heroin, and she nods out during intercourse, you can definitely finish.
ReplyDeleteIt is a business transaction. She agrees as soon as she snorts the stuff up.
I was gonna say Lilo and Kate Bosworth, because they were spotted together when Lilo was in the first Cracken form, now she evolved. But she is no tv actress, so yes Mischa!
ReplyDelete@Derek: think the pic is a few years old, judging by Momsen less extreme look. Guessing she was still on Gossip Girl then. 4/5 years old?
ReplyDeleteChanging Mischa guess to Momsen, good one guys!
Jeez, did Lilo try to get it on with every actress? She must have KStew on speed dial! "I'm out in 10 days, call me baby!"
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ReplyDeletei don't think it's lilo and demi...they were both introduced to drugs by their shared ex wilmer valderama....he seems to destroy women.
ReplyDeleteBut who is the tasteless guy friend? Or is WV three times Momsen's age?
ReplyDeleteImmitation is only sincere flattery when it is desirable traits being mimicked though Anna, so that one doesn't fly here ;)
ReplyDeleteThe imitation-posters and friends were far funnier in other guises, some have been really amusing.
Totally Lohan and Momsen. Remember this going around before.
ReplyDeleteIs Taylor younger than Lindsay then? Who is the guy they were with?
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