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This A list celebrity chef/television personality was telling friends yesterday that he dodged a bullet. It turns out he had sex with Simon Cowell's new baby mama too and knows it would have been the end of his career if she had got pregnant with his baby. You know, because the chef is married.
Gordon Ramsey
ReplyDeleteJamie Oliver
ReplyDeletePoor Pooh Care Bear and Tootsie Footsie Pop! Their daddy is a total a$$. A friend of a friend had a nasty message JO left on their old answering machine. Total Dickmitten.
DeleteDi, may I bestow upon you a not oft granted honor. Today you receive the reach around crown of literary savvy by coming up with the term dick mitten. I cannot wait to use this in polite conversation. I love you. A little bit.
DeleteAhh dick mitten !!!
DeleteOoooooooooooo, juicy!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat poor kid getting poked in the forehead with all these different celebrity salami.
ReplyDeleteAnd Gordon Ramsey would suck his own if it were bigger than a petite quiche.
ReplyDeleteGordon Ramsey.
ReplyDeleteBobby Flay
ReplyDeleteDude is in the Hamptons ALL THE TIME
DeleteAnd there are rumors that he's a playa. What the attraction would be, is beyond me.
DeleteOops *Curtis Stone. I get the two confused
ReplyDeleteNah, our Curtis is partial to the noodle spagetti, not the clam shells.
DeleteWhy is Simon so sure the baby is his? Sounds like she's as casual about sex and protection as he is. Ever see one of those shows where the mom doesn't know which of 2 men is the father of her child? Then they do a paternity test, and BOTH are ruled out as being the father.
ReplyDeleteI say Flay.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he didnt dodge the bullet just yet... Maybe SC is getting all the blame bcs hes the only one the guy lnows for sure. The celebrity chef isnt out of the woods just yet, so he shouldt count his chickens just yet!
ReplyDeleteMissMo: I wish all if Simon's lays would judge his performance ala idol.
DeleteRach: I think he'd be a really good one! He just has that look of mischief... :-)
DeleteMissMo: it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody is throwing up. The man has moobs and wears a girdle! I allow you this one as your guilty dirty secret shame fuck!
DeleteI used to have a bf back in college who looked like him somewhat... That my explain my sweet spot for Simon. Moobs are not that horrible as long as they're not bigger than my own boobs. Lol
DeleteMissMo: you're talking to a B cup. Lets hear it for the girls who aren't more than a mouthful!
DeleteShe sounds like a lovely, lovely lady. So classy!
ReplyDeleteIt's like a bukkake party in her noni
Delete@JSierra - Curtis just got married in June. I really hope he isn't cheating already.
ReplyDeleteWhat is her problem? Damn!
ReplyDeleteFlay.
ReplyDeleteEric Ripert.
ReplyDelete/hopes to be completely wrong
This is Gordon...ugh...sounds like Simon needs to go on Maury...
ReplyDeleteIf this is Gordon Ramsey, she must have a thing for egotistical British men. He is fug too.
ReplyDeleteHow about that guy who is on The Chew? Bald headed guy who won some cooking show a few years ago?
ReplyDeleteI forget his name.,,,
Gordon would fit the Simon 'type'--Colossal asshole. I agree Pip, Ramsey seems most obvious b/c it verifies what she likes.
ReplyDeleteRuby - Michael Symon?
ReplyDeleteHeston blumenthal....... Ian "Hewie" Hewitson?
ReplyDelete@Vera L
ReplyDeleteYes!!!! I just couldn't remember his name!
Thanks!
I wonder if she had an in vitro paternity test?
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine that an affair would ruin Gordon Ramsay's career, what with his former mistress having a show and all. He is trotting along on the zillionth season of Hell's Kitchen.
ReplyDeleteWho is she? @TalksTooMuch
Delete@annannnnana I don't remember her name but she had a show helping other "other women" leave the misters kind of thing. She was his mistress for several years
DeleteSarah Symonds sayeth Google
DeleteShe seems like such a nice young girl, having sex with gross old British men for cash and shit.
ReplyDeleteOR she just likes the honest critique. Nice bj, donkey! Now make a face as though you liked it! You'll never make it if you can't fake happy bjs!
DeleteDamn but this woman is like the village bicycle!
ReplyDeleteSimon will keep his mouth shut till that baby is born, then they will start swabbing dna. wouldn't surprise me if she takes down a few more men in this baby trap
ReplyDeleteMaury Mary Maury...
ReplyDeleteObviously meant to be Gordon Ramsey... He has even commented on the situation in the tabloids.
ReplyDeleteSerendippity yes. Or a biopowered Zipcar of sorts.
ReplyDeleteWhy the hell don't these older bachelor/cheaters get vasectomies? Then they can drop loads everywhere and not worry about anything but the Hi5.
ReplyDeleteAnd how much fun would it be to have a golddigger boning the hell out of you 24/7 hoping a meal ticket will be planted in her?
That would be better sex than telling Asslee Simpson she gets a gram for every load you blow for a weekend, and an extra 1/2 if he does it with her butt.
Flash Gordon Ramsey
ReplyDeleteWhoever the chef is, he shouldn't flatter himself. She was clearly after a guy with major money, and not the hired help. Her hubby already had his own millions.
ReplyDeleteThere have been a few things on some other gossip sites (yes, I see other sites - I never said I was monogamous to this one) that this charming woman has a bit of a reputation as a golddigger. Apparently, she was not attracted to her soon-to-be ex-husband for his good looks (ha) or charm.
ReplyDeleteI would SO laugh my ass off if the baby came out black.
Just to be different.. What about Bourdain? Though I think his wife would end him first before the network got to him.
ReplyDeletei hope the baby turns out to be her husband's.
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