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This A list designer and sometime reality guy paid $250 to his waiter over the weekend to spank him. Put the waiter right over his lap and spanked him. No nudity, and everyone seemed to be having fun, but it was a strange thing to do in a restaurant at 8 p.m.
Please be Michael Kors
ReplyDeleteYou mean... everybody doesn't do this to their waiters?
ReplyDelete!! Holy lets pick another resturant!
ReplyDeleteZac Posen?
ReplyDeleteMizrahi?
ReplyDeleteMizrahi
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Tim Gunn, and I liked the visual so much I stopped there.
ReplyDelete@Topper Madison Don't you dare defile MY Tim Gunn! Lol
DeleteActually it's how i say Hello to my male colleagues
ReplyDeleteI'm moving to France.
DeleteI've let men do that for free...
ReplyDeleteThank you, Topper, for putting that thought in my head. I think I'll stop there too.
ReplyDeleteIdk, but I wanna say Micheal Kors....lmao!!!
ReplyDelete"...and that's what happens when you don't make it work." (Yeah, still there.)
ReplyDelete@Nope: Really?? In the middle of a restaurant?
ReplyDeleteCount, as a matter of fact yes, and just a few weeks ago. However, in that case I was the spanker, not the spanked, and it was a little later in the night. It was louder than I expected though and the room kind of stopped for a second.
Deleteposen FTW, w/ marc jacobs a very close runner-up.
ReplyDeleteIn my version Gunn was scolding, "Never plaid with stripes!" as he whaled away.
ReplyDeleteAll of your comments are over the top hilarious!
ReplyDeleteSounds like Michael Kors. He has a quirky sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteHere go hell come!
ReplyDeleteI have a compulsion where I always flirt with wait staff, be they old, young, male, female, arsehole, or doll. And every in between. Can't help it, I flirt shamelessly. Have never spanked, though.
ReplyDeleteAutocorrect is not as clever as it thinks it is.
DeleteMy ex-waitress girlfriend liked to be spanked. Maybe it's a thing with waitstaff...
ReplyDeleteTim admitted not too long ago to being celibate for around 20 years, so either take that as a sign of no interest or as a frustration to shake out.
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