Blind Items Revealed
January 28, 2013
This B list mostly movie actor who is struggling to find his next big thing after his last big thing finally ran its course is not above pimping himself out for a little money or some gifts despite him not being poor at all. Our actor was perfectly willing to spend a night wining and dining this very rich woman for the new Aston Martin she bought him the next day. Apparently she has had some kind of fantasy about our actor for quite some time and he was happy to fulfill that fantasy. It was when she showed up unexpectedly at the SAG Awards and wanted to spend some time publicly with our actor that he balked. On the sly is one thing. Out in public and upfront is not something he wanted at all.
Kellan Lutz
19 comments:
JODIE FOSTER!
Oh, wait...
Oh hey, Kellan
B list is being generous.
At least Enty is being equal opportunity about outing prostiactors! Isn't like all of the market for pros men, though? Just speaking for myself, I wouldn't hire old wonky eyes here to wash my car.
B-list? :S
What a buthisface!
You need better sources. Kellan picked up a new Lamborghini Murcielago roadster just a few months before this blind was written. He once POSED beside an Aston Martin Riptide back in 2010, but never drove or owned it.
kristie alley is the other woman if I'm not mistaken.
Hey, hey, hey! Let's watch it with the eye jokes around here. K?
Bwahaha, its just cause he has one eye on you, one eye on the table... Nothing against eyes in general, or eye I mean.
Totally forgot he was your ex. Any pics from your private collection to share?
Even if you are E. L. James rich ($95 million last year) an Aston Martin for a piece of ass would be fucking expensive.
I'm pretty sure this is how Marlon Brando used to roll, back in the day...
I don't blame him. Crazy chick.
@Charlie; and I would totally hire you to wash my car
The idea of Kellan at the SAG awards is hilarious.
So it's Kellan Slutz?
Lucas said: "an Aston Martin for a piece of ass would be fucking expensive."
In Lohanspeak, we call that "Ast to Ass."
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