Blind Items Revealed
June 23, 2013
This former B list mostly television actress who can't get work now since her hit show ended tried to get in touch with her former co-star who is also a B lister, but is way more successful at everything else. The more successful B lister's only reply were two words, one of which began with an F and the other a Y. The more successful B lister has had nothing to do with her since their co-starring ended because the less successful B lister would do everything to try and steal boyfriends and husbands and not be shy about it.
Teri Hatcher/Eva Longoria
Like I said before, be nice to people on the way up, because you meet the same people on the way down.
ReplyDeletei think every one knows that no body in DH casting liked Teri
ReplyDeletepfft! yeah right.
ReplyDeletewho in the hell would bang Teri Hatcher?
Wowsa. Terri is a butcho endures dirty smut, sexy finds dud to being turno trying trying true doggies,
ReplyDelete@Cookies, it's the drugs. Brain cleared cooked down to broth.
DeleteActually ladies, it was my brother being a smart arse cos I left the window open on my iPhone! You should see what he did as my Facebook update!
DeleteAlso Sophia, be nice! I could've had a stroke!
DeleteDoes anyone have any fucking idea what Rach Around just said?!?!
ReplyDeleteMel, sometimes things are better left unsaid ;)
ReplyDeleteOkay so wait, Terri is the one trying to hit up Eva for work?
Apparently, Melbourne has it's own version of English. I need the translation app for my phone.
ReplyDeleteMost interesting post she's ever written
DeleteWait a minute, are y'all implying that Terri is the lesser B-lister? I would think Eva is the lesser B-lister, as she never did ANYTHING besides Desperate Housewives. And Terri is about completely Asexual, so I don't think she would be trying to swipe boyfriends and husbands.
ReplyDeleteTerri is the one who uttered "F U" into the phone.
While I cannot stand EITHER, it is not true that Eva has done nothing besides EH. She was a MONDO villainess on Young & Restless. One of the BEST. She parlayed that into a starring role on a hit nighttime show that lasted a longass time. She got a few starring roles in admittedly crappy movies, but romcoms just universally suck these days, so that may not entirely be her fault.
DeleteShe has learned the fine art of Famewhoring, in fact perfected it. Her little adventure with George Clooney may not have ended up with the fairytale romance, but what ever does in HWeird?
Fact is, she is talked about a whole lot more than Teri Hatchetface, she is moving into political arenas Hatchetface WISHES she could gain entry into, and I predict a Pamela Churchill Harrison doyenne is in the making. You just watch and see if I am wrong (as IF the planet will still be sustaining life in 20 years and we will all still be posting on this raggedy and blog that many years into the future).
Short version: @Count, you are so so wrong.
Sorry for all the typos. Hate this phone.
DeleteHarriman, not Harrison, in case anyone cares to look her up. Bitch ruled the WORLD.
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DeleteI think Teri is the lesser because Eva is still all over the place with perfume and makeup ads and endorsements. And I think an energy drink?
ReplyDeleteTeri's an actress who hasn't done much by way of endorsements, plus she's got a bad rep in the industry after being such a b* on Desperate Housewives.
That's what I think, too Count.
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ReplyDeleteI agree with @Seven of Eleven. Teri *used* to be the higher tiered actor, but now I'd say Eva is. The only thing I wonder is the boyfriend stealing thing. @Count is right that she's asexual. Maybe she steals the dude but doesn't give him any.
ReplyDeleteEva Longoria received her Masters degree, wrote a successful cookbook, and has/had an endorsement with Lay's potato chips since leaving DH.
ReplyDeleteEva's degree is a total bullshit one. It's in "Hispanic Studies", which isn't hard for her as she is Hispanic. It's akin to football players taking Basket Weaving 101.
DeleteGet a degree in a real course & I might respect her, but not from this crap!
Eva is definitely more successful now, with plenty of endorsement deals: L'Oreal, Lays, her own fragrance line, and other things. Like her or not, she is busy.
ReplyDelete@MelOncholy, I'm thinking she must be drunk. I have no clue what Rach is trying to say.
ReplyDelete@Pip, not drunk, I was designated driver home from my brothers place. I tend to articulate really clearly when drunk, and use big words, to try to act sober. That's how my hubby knows I'm drunk!
DeleteAren't the answers revealed in the same order they were presented in the blind? If so, Teri is the less successful B-lister and Eva is the more successful. I'd agree with that. It's not even a close race, really.
ReplyDeleteEva is definitely the one more successful in everything else. What would Teri's everything else even be? Eva is a successful TV show producer, has a profitable perfume and owns a very successful LA restaurant (and I think actually another one is Vegas).
ReplyDeleteI would say career-wise, Teri has had a more impressive career. They both aren't doing much of anything currently. I will always love Lois and Clark.
ReplyDeleteI completely agree with what Rach said
ReplyDelete@sandybrook, thanx for the giggle. Good one.
DeleteEva produces Devious Maids which got picked up for another season & has a telenovela coming on ABC so she has behind the camera stuff going on. Plus, Teri didn't have a husband to steal during DH.
ReplyDeleteI agree with SophiaB.
ReplyDeleteOh Eva, get over yourself. All of u were probably bitches at some point or another.
ReplyDeleteNeither one of them is anything to write home about.
ReplyDeletelol @auntliddy.
ReplyDeletesounds like my last lay.
*Ba dum tss*
T H even screwed the first president bush.
ReplyDelete@sophiab: daytime drama is a rung above summer stock.
ReplyDelete@count, would still buy Teri for the less successful one. I read somewhere that Teri was kissing Eva's ass to get a part in Devious Maids (I think Susan lucci's character). If true, thank god, Eva told her to fuck off.
ReplyDeleteTeri was on Seinfeld, so that's on her CV. I loved the face she had then.
ReplyDeleteEva might might be working but she's a total and complete famewhore.
I love Eva. She was such a wonderful psycho on Young & Restless.
ReplyDeleteI spent all summer visiting stroke victims. Them I could understand!
ReplyDeleteTeri Skeletor Hatcher is the lesser. Has to be. Eva hasn't done anything of quality, but she is in the public eye with endorsements and stuff.
ReplyDeleteAnd this perfectly lines up with Teri being hated on set by the rest of the girls.
Eva is the lesser actress. She's known for hitting on boyfriends and husbands, and is not shy about it. Terry...no way.
ReplyDeleteTerri is also much more successful than Eva. Eva is not only a bad actress, but a complete joke.
All I remember about Teri is the interview where she said she knew which day her daughter was conceived because she and her husband had only had sex three times. Didn't strike me as someone chasing after husbands and boyfriends. Yes, I know she dated Ryan Seacrest but that is highly unlikely to change my opinion.
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