Blind Items Revealed
September 23, 2011
#3 - This former tweener and now a married adult with child/ren is hardly what you would call the stay at home mom type or anything. She used to be an A list television actress and now stays in that B- range. Never a movie actress, always television. She has been in here before for some things, but at this point she is getting a little too old to be out every night getting hammered on free booze from parties and hitting on any guy she sees. Oh, she only hits on the guys when she is drunk, but the problem is she is almost always drunk.
Melissa Joan Hart
Her eyebrows make me angry
ReplyDeleteDrinking that wonk eye away..
ReplyDeleteGetting tired of the eye shaming around here. Anyone seen my patch?
ReplyDeleteAwww, poor old OneEyeCharlie! You're patchtastic and don't let anyone tell you any differently!
DeleteSugar you have been comedy gold all week! Patchtastic indeed!
DeleteHappy Halloween everybody!
DeleteNever a movie actress? You're forgetting that work of cinematic artistry and brilliance called Drive Me Crazy.
ReplyDeleteI may or may not own that movie....shhhhh
DeleteWasn't she also the annoying chick with the yearbook in one of those HS graduation movies?
Delete@JACQ Cant hardly wait was the movie
DeleteAww, no offense intended Charlie. I just don't like her so I took a cheap shot.
ReplyDeleteShe's been a couple movies tho.
ReplyDeleteThat explains a lot about her and Britney, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteSeven everything about that gif is horrible! Especially the pants, why the fuck did we ever think those looked good?!
DeleteDont worry, Clarissa explains it.
ReplyDeleteClarissa explains it all.
ReplyDelete@lotta Jinx
Delete@Bacon None taken. That was meant as a jest. I have very thick skin in regards to ocular deficiency.
ReplyDeleteJason- Drive Me Crazy is one of the finest pieces of film ever created. The crop tops, the yellow lens sunglasses, the wonderfully glittery butterfly hair clips *sigh* those were the good ole days.
ReplyDeleteAnd Melissa's brows bug the shit out of me too. She's no Cara Delvigne, that's for sure.
It's not her brows that bug you, it's that lazy eye
DeleteDragon!!! Jinx :P
ReplyDeleteWell, this changes my opinion of her. I used to think she was no fun. I was obviously wrong.
ReplyDeleteI just googled her to look at her brows and don't really see anything crazy about them. What am I missing?
ReplyDeleteWhat in the world has she ever done to call her an A by standards? She has a loopy eye and her acting is horrible!
ReplyDeleteThink she talks about THAT in her new book? "Melissa makes excuses"
ReplyDeleteJSierra - can't forget this!
ReplyDeleteLotta this
ReplyDeleteThat browless stare has me entranced.
DeleteLol that's hilarious! Eyebrows are so important.
DeleteThat will be my new personal self-affirmation; spoken in to the mirror.
ReplyDelete"I'm patchtastic... and people like me."
I couldn't find any pics of the brows I am picturing in my mind, but at one point she was rockin those awful Janelle Evans brows
ReplyDeleteClarissa Screwing Them All
ReplyDeleteYijez she wasn't really that cute but shes really fug now :(
ReplyDeleteSpelchek I'm in no mood today for you misspelling words I spell right *Yikes*
ReplyDeleteEww, Janelle Evans has horrible brows.
ReplyDeleteDrive me Crazy=Cinematic artistry? LMAO!!! Good one.
ReplyDeleteHart is not as bad as her co-star Joey Lawrence! What the hell did he do to his eyebrows! He must be a cross dresser at home to have them shaped that way.
ReplyDelete@JSierra I really don't know. Back in the day, I kept trying to get Rhonda V. out of her pants. Nothing doing. I told her I was just trying to save her from a tragic fashion disaster. Looking back, my 80's self was a mashup of Francois Girbaud and Albert Schweitzer.
ReplyDeleteI love Drive Me Crazy. Cinematic artistry? Who knows. Teen romantic comedy classic? Absolutely.
ReplyDeleteah, I read that and thought it was "cinematic ashtray", I was um, huh?
ReplyDelete@jsiera YES!!!!! hahaha
ReplyDeleteand can't hardly wait is just effing funny besides jlove. what a ruin-er.
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ReplyDeleteShe's "too old" but hilton, jlo, etc aren't? Give me a break.
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