Thursday, September 05, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

June 8, 2012

This actor is A list. There should be no doubt in your mind that he is. He is also foreign born. He also likes to make sure that his movies are filled with plenty of potential bedmates. He makes it perfectly clear that he wants to have final approval over small roles that are just a line or two so he can have them filled with high school girls he finds attractive. He loves trading roles for sex. Most of the time he gets what he wants just by introducing himself but he saves the ones who hold out from him roles for them to fill. He promises them big Hollywood dreams and all the end up with is his sweaty body on them for a couple of minutes or spanking him and calling him very bad. You would think that with all his kinks that he would stick to women who are older and not just high school seniors. he calls them his personal yearbook. He used to be with someone who could satisfy all his kinks and she would bring home others who were younger, but when she left he gave up on anyone older and prefers them as young as possible. Always legal, but always very young. His favorite expression is my 18th birthday is today.

Most of the teens that take him up on his offers never come back. They have never encountered anything quite like what gets this actor turned on. Those that don't run away he sees frequently and he will definitely call and call and call if he likes you. Of course he will ask you to bring your friends and you are more likely than not to be stranded in a bar somewhere so he can take home a couple of your friends and try them out.

Apparently in the last 5 years he has only been with three or four people over the age of 19. This despite being more than double that age. Not too far from triple that age.

Hugh Grant


41 comments:

  1. Sorry, I couldn't get past A list.

    Maybe A name recognition, but whatinthehell has he done lately?

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  2. Ugh! THIS is a life?

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    1. Yep I always called him eww grant

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  3. This feels like BS

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  4. Totally not A-list. Maybe a low B. Maybe.

    Ever since his prostitute scandal many years ago, his popularity has never been the same, not even close.

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    1. um that happened in 1995. Huge movies after that: Notting Hill, Bridget Jones Diary (+ sequel), About a Boy, Love Actually. Totally A-list.

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    3. Na. He isn't A list anymore besides name recognition.

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  6. A list forever in name recognition only because of his being caught with a hooker mug shot.

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  7. OMG! Now THIS is a good blind!!

    I'm sorry, but I loved him SO much in both Sense & Sensibility and Four Weddings and Funeral (my two favorite films of all time) that he's permanent A-list in my book.

    This reveal makes me a little sad though.

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  8. But his babymama is over 30...
    and he didn't leave her after the first child, they had another child earliar this year.

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  9. So Liz Hurley was into the kink?

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  10. Yay! I got this one right!!

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  11. English actors, they are all the same. It's all spank-my-ass this and pee-on-me that. I would guess he would have to stick to the young'uns, because grown women get tired of the hurt-ME all the time. That said, everyone's legal, get it boy!

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  12. I hate to be one of those people, but...I could swear this was already revealed! Especially the bit about how his favorite expression is "my 18th birthday is today."

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  13. Rosemary - that happens to me a lot after reading the comments. He was the popular choice when blind was posted- although a lot did question his A status.

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  14. I loved him in Love Actually. But jI cry foul because he was still with his baby mamma.

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  15. "It's all spank-my-ass this and pee-on-me that."

    *Collapses laughing

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  16. @TalksTooMuch
    "It's all spank-my-ass this and pee-on-me that."
    YES! That was awesome!

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  17. @TalksTooMuch
    "It's all spank-my-ass this and pee-on-me that."

    Seriously LOLed at that!

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  18. Agreed with most comments, I have no doubt he sleeps around, but the BI was poorly written and researched (shocker). He's been with Jemima Khan on and off for years and she's almost 40. He also recently had a second child with Tinglan Hong who is 32.

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  19. Anonymous12:17 PM

    I think the lady who he has the kids with is some sort of arrangement, they don't live together and aren't a couple. I totally believe this. And he is A

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  20. His scandal actually occurred at the height of his popularity. He was on at least seven magazine covers the week before his incident. Talk about timing.

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  21. Hugh Grant is A-List, because he can get work when he wants and still get top billing in big budget movies.

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  22. @ Real Dragon...LOL!!!

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  23. Gross. I keep flashing on Matthew McConaughey's character in Dazed and Confused. "I keep getting older, they stay the same age. Aaaalright." Fortunately I haven't watched a Hugh Grant movie since I was forced to watch 4 Weddings. Which was good BTW. Now I'm really not going to watch any because I'll keep thinking that every young actress in the movie has had to bounce up and down on him. Ew.

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  24. OMG. The comments on this thread are awesome.

    I think everyone guessed this right. And I know we've debated Hugh G as being A-list before. He's been described as A-list in past blinds that have been revealed, too.

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  25. And where praytell are all of these films Mr Grant is getting top billing in and opening to amazing numbers since some delusional folk here seem to think he's either doing such a thing or capable of doing such a thing as he evidently isn't opening anything bigger than a refrigerator door.

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  26. I've always thought he was mildly amusing, now he looks like hell. Running with the high school crowd has taken a toll.

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  27. TalksTooMuch for the win!! Notting Hill was the vey last HG tripe I will ever watch. He skeeves me out - even before knowing this.

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  28. Love Actually was magnificent. He's always done very good movies. He was hysterical with Sandra Bullock as his employee..

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  29. He's going to end up with someone who will flip on him eventually, especially in Hollywood and it will be Jodi Arias time for him. What an idiot

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  30. Damn it! I am always late to the comments party due to the time difference between UK/USA! :o/ Hence why I don't bother commenting most of the time ...

    I can totally believe this, HG has been pictured here in the UK tabloid rags a few times, partying with 18 year old uni students:

    Exhibit 1: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/315688/Bizarre-Showbiz-Hugh-Grant-pulls-at-student-party.html

    Exhibit 2: http://www.cinemablend.com/pop/Actor-Hugh-Grant-Partied-With-Oxford-Students-25103.html

    (Sorry, I am not a clicky-link pro like VIP!)

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  31. Liz Hurley is a huge kinkster, swings both ways, will shag anything that moves, was perfectly aware Hugh was going to prostitutes, the 'forgiveness' was all staged.

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  32. Grain of salt. The people affected when the "News of the World" employees got busted for hacking into cell phones are perhaps getting their revenge for his testimony that landed them into hot water.

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  33. to see hugh grant talent you have to watch 1993 remains of the day

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