Blind Item #1
So much to say in one tiny blind item. This singer/celebrity used to be almost A list. In her country she was A+ list but here was probably a B+. Then she kept wandering around in circles and had some personal issues and now she is just a name and that all happened within the past few years. She is drinking again which is never good. She also is married but it didn't stop her from having a naked rendezvous in the back of a limo with this former A list celebrity/singer from a totally different genre who is also married and is probably a B+ although his fans would kill me for dropping him below an A.
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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!!!!!!!!!
Sand wetch*
I'll eat anything you want me to eat. I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow. But, come on down and I'll... chew on a dog! Arroooo!
Female Singer ?
Male Singer Dave Matthews. So much to say is a line from one of his songs.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs
Mee mee mee mee
Charlotte church
Every town has an Elm Street!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Jenkins and a country singer?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers.
What does a witch kid want for Christmas?
A haunted dollhouse!!!!!!
Oh, yeah. Here I am come, baby
Think you're so smart! Huh, bitch? Well, somebody caught you because I'm reading about it!
You're never truly naked with your merkin on!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Seems like today the site has gone warp speed to Off Topic.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
Shakira scares me.
MIA and....
not dave...first off has twins about 6/7years of age so would say married with kids...and he is discreet with FAR better taste
Dave Matthews is a ho that likes his girls under 25. I think his music sucks and he is easily a B, def not an A.
My friend's ( who's also an actress) brother sells him weed and he's always asking him to find some hound girls too. My friend's brother is a dealer not a pimp!
Anyway don't know or care who this is, two married celebs got busy in a limo.....yawn......
@carriegrace that's good stuff
Mama-dum-day-do
Lily Allen and ??? Blake Shelton?
Epilis Sticarum!
Alanis and Dave Matthews
Not sure anyone will follow up a day later later - but wanted to say thanks, and laughing my ass off at your comments. SO true.
It's all good. I told the clerk and the court people my real name is TRIPP VINSON.
FYI: 'stella was the inspiration for the stripper mama chick in the first hangover movie. True story (minus the baby).
It's a crazy world - someone should sell tickets.
Hell, I'd buy one.
Shania Twain
He is mist...too funny!
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All these trolls are just too much. What a bunch of boring attention ho's.
Worse than Juianne Ho.
We are saving this blog! One troll at a time!
I like turtles
Lily Allen and Tim McGraw. :)
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