Blind Item #6
This former B+ list mostly television actress who is always one of my favorites despite her not being much more than a C- list after thought and now sometime movie actress is saddened by the lack of offers she thought she would be getting after her most recent efforts backfired. She has devised a new plan she thinks will help. She wants to be spotted with another woman and have people think she is bi-sexual. That is so 2010. What she needs to do is give up on the acting thing and head towards the reality light. Only there will she achieve her goal of being famous and fawned over. She could also do porn but needs to make it different to stand out.
Meg Ryan
ReplyDeleteTomatheila Cruise
ReplyDeleteMeg Ryan is too fucking butchered to be a porn star. I don't understand how Mellencamp can get his dick hard with her. Moron.
ReplyDeleteUmmmmmm...have u seen John mellencamp lately???? I do on a regular basis in Bloomington, he lost all appeal loooooong ago. & he talks like a trucker. Strange pairing.
DeleteMaybe there would be some reasonable guesses if we could figure out whet the first sentence means :(
ReplyDeleteMeg Ryan is not a mostly TV actress....
ReplyDeleteHeather Locklear?
ReplyDeleteBacon - Wasn't she an A? Hey I got back to you re: academy award no longer means A forever. Check out comments blind item #1 on Wednesday.
Deleteno shit, sandybrook. It hurt my brain.
ReplyDeleteShe was almost A at one point for TV, and has fallen into obscure C+ range and occasionally does movies, and is an afterthought due to her new obscure status.
ReplyDeleteThanks texas! I don't put much stock in how the Ents dole out ratings, now that there are multiple writers. Even they can't seem to agree on rankings.
ReplyDeleteWhen the folks come in bitching at me for pointing that out, tell them I'll be by the food table. :)
I'm gonna take a guess hoping I deciphered this thing--Lauren Ambrose?
ReplyDeleteBacon Ranch,
ReplyDeleteSave me some pimento cheese sandwiches and macaroni salad! I'll be right over.
Oh I loves me some pimento cheese. I need to make some cuz you damn sure can't find it in CA.
DeleteLeighton meester?
ReplyDeletePamela Anderson
ReplyDeleteOlivia Wilde?
ReplyDeleteSo, someone with a canceled show? Efforts - someone launched a clothing line/brand of some kind?
ReplyDeleteThis has to be someone who people would want to see on reality tv. Probably someone younger than Meg Ryan. Probably someone kinda tacky too if Enty says they could do porn?
I was thinking Anne Heche but she seems pretty steady and she would be mostly movies, right?
ReplyDeleteWho has had a failed clothing line, music career, book release, etc?
Tom "Spermbreath" Cruise
ReplyDeleteKrysten Ritter?
ReplyDeleteohhh, I like the Misha Barton guess
ReplyDeleteJohnny Couger (Mellencamp) was always a 'man of the people'. The people on the wrong side of the tracks.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Anna Lynne McCord
ReplyDeleteProbably Mischa. Meg Ryan was never "mostly TV".
ReplyDeletei don;t think mischa is one of entys favs
ReplyDeleteGood lord. Meg Ryan was A+ list mostly-movie, and Heather Locklear was A+ mostly-TV. NEITHER of them needs to do reality or porn since they're both too talented as famous as, you know...actors?
ReplyDeleteYou damn kids today...grumble, grumble...