Thursday, October 31, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

March 2, 2007

This aging C list actor cannot get a date, but he does have money and so he always pays a woman to be his date/relationship for the month prior to and immediately after any movie he is in.

Mickey Rourke (Then The Wrestler came along and a career was reborn and no need to pay, although...)

19 comments:

  1. Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

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  2. What is a witch with poison ivy called?




    An itchy witchy!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. although..... Yes????
    Let me guess he still pays for some sort of kink?

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  4. How does a ghost say goodbye to a vampire?


    So long, sucker!

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  5. Oh, don't worry about my little errand boy. The only thing to fear, is fear himself!

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  6. Woooooooo

    Look at all that appropriate grammar! Must be my old work!

    Wooooooooo

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    1. Looooooooooool, Ghost of OG Enty.

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  7. Now theres a face, only a mother could love!

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  8. I bet Harry Knuckles doesn't have to pay anyone for a date! All the young girls are lined up at his apartment door just waiting for their turn! I'm next!!!
    Harry! I love you!

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  9. Mikey Rourke, you say? That's one monster

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Who needs money to mash




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  10. @David Caruso, you are killing me today!

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  11. and again.... 6 1/2 year old blind... IDGAF

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    1. Crysanthamun Maximum, Rubbelum Grandiflorum!

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  12. David Caruso I so enjoy your attempts at acting. (Tell us you're gay right?)

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  13. Anonymous10:17 AM

    He is the ugliest zombie I've ever seen!

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  14. @Seven..Right? I can totally see him do the sunglasses every time.

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  15. Trick or treat,
    smell my feet,
    give me something good to eat!

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  16. Anonymous4:57 PM

    I like turtles

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