Blind Items Revealed
March 2, 2007
This aging C list actor cannot get a date, but he does have money and so he always pays a woman to be his date/relationship for the month prior to and immediately after any movie he is in.
Mickey Rourke (Then The Wrestler came along and a career was reborn and no need to pay, although...)
19 comments:
Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.
What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy!!!!!!!!!!!
although..... Yes????
Let me guess he still pays for some sort of kink?
Tainted Love
How does a ghost say goodbye to a vampire?
So long, sucker!
Oh, don't worry about my little errand boy. The only thing to fear, is fear himself!
Woooooooo
Look at all that appropriate grammar! Must be my old work!
Wooooooooo
Now theres a face, only a mother could love!
Looooooooooool, Ghost of OG Enty.
I bet Harry Knuckles doesn't have to pay anyone for a date! All the young girls are lined up at his apartment door just waiting for their turn! I'm next!!!
Harry! I love you!
Mikey Rourke, you say? That's one monster
*puts on sunglasses*
Who needs money to mash
@David Caruso, you are killing me today!
and again.... 6 1/2 year old blind... IDGAF
David Caruso I so enjoy your attempts at acting. (Tell us you're gay right?)
Crysanthamun Maximum, Rubbelum Grandiflorum!
He is the ugliest zombie I've ever seen!
@Seven..Right? I can totally see him do the sunglasses every time.
Trick or treat,
smell my feet,
give me something good to eat!
I like turtles
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