Wednesday, October 30, 2013

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Cookie packaging is a lie. It says it makes four dozen. On its best day it will make half that.

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  1. My thoughts exactly @FSP

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  2. Did anyone see Farah Abraham on Bethany the other day? She was defending her choice of giving her daughter to her mother and other caregivers while she focuses her career on being a hot mess because she wants her daughter to be an independent woman and make her own choices. HER DAUGHTER IS FOUR YEARS OLD lolll---and everything else that came out of her mouth was just as ludicrous...

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    1. Derek - I hope her mother( Farah's) does a better job than last time.

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  3. Wow! Mark it, people! I agree with this Enty! LOL

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  4. I think they're suppose to really small like a bite size cookie

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  5. Cookie packaging? WTF are you talking about? Cookie dough?

    Maybe you should stop eating the dough and get back to those super-relevant almost reveals to 4 year-old blinds.

    Also, here is some punctuation:
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,----------------

    Feel free to use it. Makes 4 dozen blinds.

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    1. BURN!!

      Damn. Ent is gonna need some aloe.

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  6. @ derek harvey I saw it. There were times when she seemed like she was trying to convince herself of what she was saying.

    Saw Omarosa tell Bethenny she's mediocre today too.

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  7. size matters…….teaspoon not tablespoon

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  8. I'm having left over Thai food for lunch today.
    Is that how this works?

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    1. I think so. I'll go too-
      I like to eat small things (candy, popcorn, mints) in two's. Always.

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  9. I can understand your frustration, Entern. It's disheartening to find out that you fell for false advertising.

    Right
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    Holla.

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  10. I'm hoping tonight's Horror Story is extra spooky, to get into the Halloween mood. Last weeks was disturbing more than anything. That was NOT the Mare Winningham I remember from St. Elmo's Fire.

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    1. @ bacon ranch, I totally agree. It was a bit much last week. I did like the term, "baby gravy".

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    2. Who knew you could boil baby gravy?

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  11. Mix all that shit together and just make one big cookie.

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  12. Last week's AHS was good, but a bit boring. Things happened, just not stuff I want to see (aside from the Madison thing, I will miss her). I guess I wish that the witchcraft was part of the show more, not just an occasional spell, or throwing someone here and there.

    In the opening credits, it shows what I think are witches from the past, and it is spooky! I want to learn more about that, and see more of it. Seeing less of Zoe, and less of Queenie banging a minotaur would be nice as well.

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    1. More FrankenKyle! But if that means more Zoe, I can do without him.

      I enjoy Misty, the witch who loves Stevie.

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    2. I love Misty. She's so childlike. A hippie ready to explore her witchiness (made up word)!

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    3. I don't think Madison was the Supreme. I wonder if Misty was? I could have done without the Minatour sex too. In the Ryan Murphy interview he said it does not end well.

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  13. NH
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    Yeah Shelly, that came out of nowhere, even for them. Loving the chemistry between Lange and Bassett, though.

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    1. I agree. Less of Zoe and her deadly vagina would be great. More Bassett, Lange, and Bates!

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    2. Yes, Bacon, their chemistry together is excellent. I loved Kathy Bates' "liiiiiiiiieeeeessss". I cracked up!

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  14. What cookie dough are you buying? I eat some raw and bake the rest, usually get about 2-3 dozen (I think the Nestle package is fairly accurate). And yes, I know I am living dangerously.

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  15. Hahahaha I forgot about that Pip! Queenie. Oh dear. I am still thinking about Frankenmom.

    I don't like Madison because she's played by a little self-entitled snot.
    Typecasting if there ever was one.

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  16. To be difficult, I am going to stay ON topic. If you are referencing cookie recipes, you can get the exact yield by using a small ice cream scoop.

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  17. rhino, spot on. If you buy it in the diary section they are already sectioned out and all you have to do is pop it in the oven. They have white chocolate macadamia nut kind!!

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  18. err dairy.

    DAMMIT FSP, now you have me thinking of food and I'm all misspelling sh*t.

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  19. Enty baby you got to proportion that ish out. You must be making monster cookies. Dare i ask what kind.

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  20. 7 but were the candles shaped like tongues?
    She's so elegant.
    She also looks like Bieber in that wig.

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  21. Yeah, I wonder what they are going to do with her, a non?
    Also, she was there before they even did the spell. Who was she sent for?

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  22. Well she was pot on in the role. I guess she was born to play a bitch! She was vapid, rude, and ignorant, but she brought a bit of lightness to the show. When people are torturing others and screwing minotaur, hearing someone say "my vagina is sweating" can be a welcome break

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  23. @Pip: "my vagina is sweating"

    I am shuddering in horror! Congratulations!

    /barfs

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  24. In other product packagine rants: today I looked at pistacio nutritional information on 3 different packages. One package said pistacios contIned no calcium at all. Iron content went from 7 to 14. I allowed for portion size and still could not resolve the differences.

    It's all a SCAM!!!!!!!! And CONSPIRACY!!!!!

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  25. The brand I get is even worse. It says something like two dozen, but I don't even get one cookie out of it! ::burp:: :P

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  26. Tonight's supposed to be voodoo zombies. I'm in. I'm enjoying this season. Couldn't get into Asylum at all.

    (I missed two eps due to blackouts from last year's Sandy/nor'easter one-two punch, so I gave up on it.)

    Best way to solve cookie dough packaging problems? Don't buy it. Make your own.

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    1. @lioness, yeah we hate watched asylum. My brain hurt after every episode. This season seems more lighthearted. I hope you and yours were not harmed by Sandy.

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  27. Lioness ironically you prob gave up on the exact episode titled nor'easter.

    VioletZoe gets on my damn nerves, just tell the police everything why don't ya! I also don't get why her relationship with Kyle escalated to epic in no time. And what a shitty power to have, a murderous vagina. You cannot do anything with that unless you are in almost the perfect situation. If someone is attacking you, you cant just whip out their dick and shove it in, hoping their brain will explode. I obviously have issues with VioletZoe.

    I found last weeks episode to be the most disturbing because of the incest. Ughh the way his moms lips looked just grossed me out beyond belief, I physically could not watch it. Did anyone else sense any sexual tension between VioletZoe and MistySatan last ep? IDK man, but I love this show.

    This past weeks walking dead anyone? It was no episode 2 thats for sure. Spoiler Alert

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    1. @jseirra, agree with the gross incest and misty/Zoe sexual tension. Zoe's powers are bad- like that Teeth movie.

      I haven't been watching walking dead, a Stupid Andrea killed it for me. It had become The Show of Bad Decision Making and I could no loner even stand to hate watch.

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    2. Shelly, come back! Andrea is finally dead! That glorious moment occurred in last seasons finale. When I think about it, last season was great. We got rid of Lori and Andrea.

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  28. AHS needs to bring it this episode. I need some fireworks! I also agree Lange, Bates, and Bassett just love. I need more...I do love some Sarah Paulson.

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  31. C is for cookies and thats good enough for me!

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  32. We saw AMH being filmed in New Orleans in August. They had dirt in the street to make it look old-timey. What we saw appeared in the first episode with Angela Bassett and Kathy Bates!!! I must confess we didn't see either of the actresses as we were down the block near the LaLaurie house! I hope this season gets better.

    Has there been any discussion about where VIPBlonde went? I don't read all the comments.

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    1. Ms. Cool, that is so awesome.
      VIP posted earlier today and yesterday. Most notably a horrible best friend video on yesterday's your turn.

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  33. Enty's right. I have never gotten as many cookies out of a batch as I'm supposed to. Not a lot of bakers out there in CDAN land, apparently.

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  34. AHEM, I said, use a small ice cream scoop to reach estimated yield.

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  35. I hope also, that the focus is off the younger ones. They bore me.

    Jessica and Angela are going to be GREAT this week!!!

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  36. Depends how much you munch before they go into the oven.

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