Bill Nighy shows up somewhere he gets the top spot. If he is wearing velvet then he gets to be on the top spot for a month.
Big Foot in Pennsylvania. Could also be Kate Gosselin stalking Jon.
Georgia May Jagger leads the way with Cara Delivigne.
Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz star in Ren Faire
Dean Norris and the now back to normal sized Rachelle Lefevre.
Too bad there are no such things as zombies. This could have been the end of Farrah Abraham.
George Clooney and Sandra Bullock have the fake smile down pat.
Katie Holmes must have pulled her neck.
Apparently Emma Watson is the sexiest movie star in the world. Huh.
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ReplyDeleteDean morris having his day in the sun.
ReplyDeleteRachel Weisz looks pregnant
ReplyDeleteMy very first thought. What awful clothes on both of them.
DeleteGravity looks like it's boring. One of those 'see it for the stars, not the plot' type movies.
ReplyDeleteGood for Katie for being out and about and trying to live a 'normal' life.
Rachel looks good, like she doesn't obsess over her weight.
(disclaimer) Wendy Davis if you are so overweight you qualify for group insurance, this is not a slam.
Katie looks great.
ReplyDeleteLove Sandra!!
ReplyDeleteKatie's really been working on her legs..finally. They look amazing, they have been her weakest feature before. Good for her!
ReplyDeleteI need brain bleach after seeing that magazine cover.
ReplyDeleteLove Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig.
@seven, thanks for your comments yesterday! But when did i beat down Jay? Who is Jay?! Having a serious memory lapse...
Delete@V, the douche canoe ripping on size 10 women the other day. :)
DeleteOooooh, that guy - aka UTSSN (ultra thick, soggy, sanitary napkin)
DeleteEverybody loves Katie, except I don't. She is as opportunistic and fame whoring as anybody in Hollywood. She married for money and fame which tells me she is low on character and now that she's single again she probably calls the paps as much as Alba. And if I see that "run Katie run" one more time I'm gonna cut my throat.
ReplyDeleteOn a lighter note, I wonder if Mick ever has impure thoughts about Georgia May.
Run katie run!
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ReplyDeleteMick probably has narcissistic thoughts when he looks at that face. "Wow, my face is even more beautiful on a girl".
ReplyDelete@Bacon Ranch: Hater!
ReplyDeleteAlmost spewed my lunch when I read the caption about bigfoot... LOL
ReplyDeleteLookit the bone structure on that Georgia May! Wow. There's our Sandra, serving it up still at more than 50.
ReplyDeleteI love that color on Katie, but mini-dresses are not her friend.
ReplyDeleteBackdoor Farrah recently got her pissflaps and bunghole molded for a line of sex toys. Since it isn't for Fleshlight, I imagine it is going to be some low rent crap.
ReplyDeleteI hope I see her at eXXXotica NJ this weekend. She is supposed to appear, but I don't know when. I'll try and creep shot her dumper for y'all.
Ladies get in for only $20 all weekend at eXXXotica. It is in the Raritan Center. I don't feel like googling how to make a clicky, so just google "eXXXotica NJ" if interested.
There will be many seminars. Joana Angel, of BurningAngel.com, will be giving a Butt Sex seminar. There will also be a BJ seminar along with BDSM seminars. There will be a dungeon set up with BDSM demonstrations going on.
Fun time. Great place to bring a chick. The sexual energy in the room leads to a great time in bed later.
WTF is going on with you psycho commentors? Take your arguments to this site and get put in your proper place, bitches: http://heartiste.wordpress.com/
ReplyDelete^She's not the real Wendy Davis! I am!!
ReplyDeleteI don't like Katie Holmes at all. Bitch is shady as all hell.
ReplyDeleteFor anyone that read the blind on Lainey a few days ago, did she basically reveal it as Clooney today?!
ReplyDeleteOh and if you enjoy showing yourself off for public attention, you shouldn't be suprised if your cocky self gets criticized (unless you are retarded and don't understand cause and effect). I am a private person blogging under a fake name and am getting harassed by some bacon loving psycho just for giving opinions no more harsh than the Count (whom I like btw and doubt he would privately disagree with my anti feminist views).
ReplyDeleteWTF are you talking about horse face? Yeah I am a hard core liberal. Wrap your head around that b*tches.
DeleteYou really are a brain trust, aren't you? The avi is Laura Prepon from Orange is the New Black, moron. Her "horse face" garners more money and respect than you ever will with your darling personal opinions.
DeleteLainey Blind
ReplyDeleteThe description doesn't sound like him but Lainey put some suspect things out there in his article. It's such a funny blind that I MUST know who it is! Lol
@Melpomene25, I thought pretty strong consensus on Lainey's blind was towards Seth McFarlan?
ReplyDeleteBTW, loooove your nick! i was obsessed with Greek Mythology as a kid and out of nine you picked a cool one!
Thanks for the update L! Where can you see the guesses at? For some reason, I'm awful with navigating her site. Lol. Oh and Thank you! Greek mythology is a bit of an obsession of mine...along with Egyptian history!
DeleteI had no idea who Melpomene was, so I Googled it. Very interesting!!!
DeleteAbout that Lainey blind and Seth McFarlane in general, I remember Ted C. Had a revealed blind about SM not understanding how condoms work. Maybe they just don't work when worn under boxers.
ReplyDelete@Wendy: You gotta mix more humor in with the hate.
ReplyDeleteSo like "a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down in the most delightful way"?Good advice. Thank you.
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DeleteYou said "go down"!
DeleteYeah, Count, good advice for Wendy. Mixing in sugar softens the hate, but does nothing to address BORING.
ReplyDeleteHow the fuck can a woman be "anti feminist"? I hope you don't have girls, Wendy.
ReplyDeleteNo I am the perfect woman to have a girl. I wont feed them a bunch of lies that only lead to self delusion and psycho behavior as demonstrated by the fat ass femnazi bacon ranch. Pathetic.
DeleteI have to ask, Count...is Girls and Corpses a real magazine?
ReplyDeleteI can answer that, yes it is Naughty Nurse.
ReplyDelete(disclaimer) Wendy Davis if you have been turned down for the part of Corpse in a Girls and Corpses magazine shoot, this is not a slam.
Stop stealing your material from other sites fatty. Oh and get your cholesterol level checked.
DeleteThe impostor Wendy Davis is flipping her shit! :D
ReplyDelete*I* am the real Wendy Davis: see my profile picture? :)
It seems someone probably has high blood pressure. I weigh more than you do? Maybe on the moon. Holding a car.
ReplyDelete(disclaimer) Wendy Davis if you are so ugly that your face closes on weekends, this is not a slam.
@unknown: give her a chance at humor, then we can see if it is boring.
ReplyDelete@naughty nurse: yeah it is a real magazine. I think you get a subscription to it when you pay your Douchebags of America Association dues. I'd much rather see a Girls and Sharpies magazine.
@Pip: there are many women who hate feminists for making men realize women are capable and can go get a job. Y'all had it easy between the inventions of the vacuum & dishwasher and the start of Women's Lib. Now you are just working shmucks like us, with funner parts.
@wendy: so you are saying you don't want your daughter to grow up to be Jennifer Love Hewitt? Cool.
Now see Count, many people are full of self-loathing. They realize at some point that they have zero to offer and procreate in order to feel a sense of importance, despite the fact that birthin' babies isn't exactly rocket science.
ReplyDeleteThese people then project their loathing on everyone who is more attractive/successful/content. God help their children, as these types of people are only about Numero Uno and they are always right. It's never a meeting of the minds discussion. It's more like watching moldy cheese circle the drain before you turn on the garbage disposal.
(disclaimer) Wendy Davis, this WAS a slam
@Wendy Davis, Yeah, you really are a great role model for girls with all your women hating attitude and racism. I feel sorry for both of your teenage daughters, they will need years of therapy to get over the fact their mom loathes her fat self so much and are only capable of taking that on other women and them.
ReplyDeleteBut, you know, rise and shine, sweetheart!
Blah blah blah yak yak yak just more gibberish from people who know nothing about me and the real world. Bye bye dummys!
ReplyDeleteDean Norris is the shit. He's been totally underrated the entire run of Breaking Bad. He is finally getting accolades now but earlier on his douchebag cop was dead on. Love him.
ReplyDelete@Wendy Davis,
ReplyDeleteHum... and this is coming from the woman who uses her real name and real pic all over the internet. I think you might need a lobotomy to take all that fat from your head, its clouding your judgement.
Wendy Davis. I feel for you. All these people ganging up on you. So uncool. They act like you went around posting ignorant and horrible comments all over the site.
ReplyDeleteOh wait. You did. Duck off Wendy.
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ReplyDeleteI'll just step over here out of the way and say that I'm delighted to see Bill Nighy. I've had a crush on him since "Love Actually",what a guy!
ReplyDeleteAre we sure they're fake-smiling? Their eyes look engaged, which means it's not fake.
ReplyDelete"Hey kids! He's an important message from your Uncle Billy: don't buy drugs! Become a pop star, and they give 'em to you for free!"
Emma Watson what? Not even close. This has to be a joke.
ReplyDeleteI don't know Crila, her butt looks pretty nice in yoga pants.
ReplyDeleteI just want you to know, Count, that I am acutely aware of my own bum every day when I leave the gym. I thought having a bigger bum would be enough of a deterrent all on its own but now I know better.
ReplyDeleteBig aint bad and lil aint bad. It is all about the shape.
ReplyDeleteIf any other ladies would like to discuss their butts, I'm all ears.
And now that feels like a mistake
ReplyDeleteMine is actually rather flat, Count. I'm sorry.
ReplyDeleteLunges and Squats, AKM. That is what all the chicks on GirlsInYogaPants.com seem to do in the pics.
ReplyDeleteOh, I do those, and I have quads that could crack walnuts or put a guy in a headlock. The posterior, it remains the same. Luckily I've always found boob men. *shrug*
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