Crazy Days and Nights: Random Photos Part Four

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Random Photos Part Four - Oceana

Carly Simon and Natasha Bedingfield make out.

Melanie Griffith keeps going solo to things hoping someone will set her free.

Jane Fonda continues to amaze.

Maria Menounos hanging out with Harvey Weinstein

Kate Walsh and Kristin Davis in some randomness.

Ted Danson never ages and his marriage to Mary Steenburgen has lasted a long time.

Long time no see Diane Lane. I miss seeing her all the time.

Laura Dern is very tall.

Cobie Smulders looks amazing.

32 comments:

Beetlejuice12:32 PM
ROBIN SPARKLES??!!?

NOW WE'RE GETTING TROLLED
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NomNom8312:36 PM
No! Bad Harvey! Bad! Step away from The Menounous!

Maria, honey, quick, take my hand. I'm getting you the hell away from that. It's not worth it. Just ask Gretchen.
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Ghost of Songs Past12:36 PM
QUIT STEALING MY SCHTICK HACK ENT!

So now I can't do Lonestar (Amazed)
Missing You (John Waite)
Set them Free (Sting)

WELL F*CK YOU BECAUSE (cough)

I am going to make a mention of that hideous dress and You're so vain.

Aww, I can't stay mad at you. They call it puppy love but I just don't want to be lonesome tonight.
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TalksTooMuch12:49 PM
That's Carly Simon? For reals? They all look, um, empowered.
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ConfirmationStation12:50 PM
NO WITCHES?????????????

Alverix Orcus, Transfrogamorphus, Aborus Rootus, Transferus Pedimus!
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Sylvia1:07 PM
Poor Melanie with all the plastic she has done it has not helped her age well..

Wonder who Jane has gotten to do her plastic cause it is very nice work...

No blinds on Ted & Mary???

Glad Diane is away from her cheating, abusive husband...

Love Cobie's dress and she looks very nice...
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Brenda L1:10 PM
uh oh...Diane Lane is in the photos...she's probably the answer to a blind today.
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Kelly1:18 PM
Love Diane Lane. She looks fab.
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nurysp1:31 PM
jane fonda is the best part of that hbo show i cant even remember the name of it right now its so bad
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Topper Madison1:35 PM
Mary Steenburgen never ages, either.
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SingBlue1:52 PM
Just thought I'd nip over to Grandma's, and fair play to her, at 96, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobwebs and insects in the windows and a skeleton on the couch.

She always makes a big effort, but there was no answer, as usual...I'll pop back next year.
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Anonymous1:55 PM
I can't believe I missed all this because I was WEEDING! Gotta go my boyfriend wants a late lunch.
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Anonymous3:08 PM
Stop trolling me fake Libby! I'm serious my boyfriend will kick your ass!
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White.God.of.Fuck3:13 PM
I have always wanted to eat Diane Lane's sweet pussy.
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White.God.of.Fuck3:16 PM
I haven't been able to shit or jerk off today. This is had a noticeably bad effect on my life. I washed my sheets, which were crusty - memories of the good times of the past two weeks or so. I love it when my sheets get stiff as a board from semen. That's a fucking accomplishment - it takes gallons of penis snot. Fortunately, I blow about a quart a shot so it's not an issue. My girlfriend jerks me off once a month to get a quart, which she keeps in the refrigerator. She uses it as shampoo. After all, it's pure protein; what could be better for hair? I'm lucky to have my girlfriend, because she knows how to fuck my footer without hurting herself. I've even plugged her ass a few times with my massive throbbing slab of man meat. Small children follow me making horse sounds. My weekend beats your year.
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lazyday6033:21 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen half of The Fabulous Stains in random photos today.
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Regan MacNeil3:33 PM
Trick or treat,
smell my feet,
give me something good to eat!
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Meanie Rhysie3:52 PM
You gotdamn brats! Get on home now, do you hear meeeeeee!
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Meanie Rhysie3:52 PM
Oh, my heart can't take this excitement. Where's my nitro?
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Regan MacNeil4:08 PM
Let's sing a Halloween song!

Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate.
The first one said, “Oh my, it’s getting late!”

The second one said, “Let’s have some fun!”
The third one said, “Let’s run and run and run!”

The fourth one said, “There are voices in the air!”
The fifth one said, “Let’s get out of here!”

Then swish went the wind and out went the light
And the five little pumpkins rolled out of sight.
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Anonymous4:50 PM
Hey guys and gals! I'm currently at a swanky soiree tonight and unable to reply, but I spent all afternoon typing this up (with my wife's help). I'm gonna share with you one of the worst-kept secrets from NYC to Hollywood. We'll call it: "The Case of The Ball-Buddies Beard".

Our beard - SHE is known all over America, Europe, Japan, the Middle East, (and even Russia) for her kinky games with athletes, models, and actors. Her image in the media and TV is that of an All-American spunky cheerleader with a motor-driven ass. In fact, her declining acting career is based on such a role. In real life she's hell-bent for leather and loves giving the pain while receiving the pleasure. A few years back at Cannes, she "bonded" with some heiress/divorcee ladies on a yacht, and she literally got off beating the hell out of one of them. An attempt at a relationship with a heavyweight foreigner made eyes pop and minds wonder in awe: "HOW is that...possible? Wouldn't it KILL the poor girl?". Turns out they were both into everything together, no boundaries.

Next she's linked to an NFL QB who is a PR dream come true. What's better for a QB than a cheerleader? Except, turns out that the dashing poster-boy hanging from locker room walls...would rather be hanging out in locker rooms WITH the boys. As in Village People and YMCA. He's a big fan of show tunes and musicals.

Not a big deal - except he wanted to come out and take a stand. Then his owners, sponsors, and endorsers (and the NFL itself) went batshit at the thought. So to keep him happy they promised to team him up with his lifelong...ahem..."buddy". (The buddy it turns out is not only a stellar athlete himself but a long-time lover of the QB).

(CONTINUED...)
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Anonymous4:50 PM
Hey guys and gals! I'm currently at a swanky soiree tonight and unable to reply, but I spent all afternoon typing this up (with my wife's help). I'm gonna share with you one of the worst-kept secrets from NYC to Hollywood. We'll call it: "The Case of The Ball-Buddies Beard".

Our beard - SHE is known all over America, Europe, Japan, the Middle East, (and even Russia) for her kinky games with athletes, models, and actors. Her image in the media and TV is that of an All-American spunky cheerleader with a motor-driven ass. In fact, her declining acting career is based on such a role. In real life she's hell-bent for leather and loves giving the pain while receiving the pleasure. A few years back at Cannes, she "bonded" with some heiress/divorcee ladies on a yacht, and she literally got off beating the hell out of one of them. An attempt at a relationship with a heavyweight foreigner made eyes pop and minds wonder in awe: "HOW is that...possible? Wouldn't it KILL the poor girl?". Turns out they were both into everything together, no boundaries.

Next she's linked to an NFL QB who is a PR dream come true. What's better for a QB than a cheerleader? Except, turns out that the dashing poster-boy hanging from locker room walls...would rather be hanging out in locker rooms WITH the boys. As in Village People and YMCA. He's a big fan of show tunes and musicals.

Not a big deal - except he wanted to come out and take a stand. Then his owners, sponsors, and endorsers (and the NFL itself) went batshit at the thought. So to keep him happy they promised to team him up with his lifelong...ahem..."buddy". (The buddy it turns out is not only a stellar athlete himself but a long-time lover of the QB).

(CONTINUED...)
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Anonymous4:50 PM
PART TWO:

Fastforward to the past year. With all the Penn State mess going on, then Syracuse, the powers-that-be in the sports world say it's starting to look like a Catholic Priest Bath House. Which is about the time this duo decides to push for their own "outing" again. Enter the MEGA PR spin docs hired to pacify this mess (like Oval Office types who spin for BP oil!). So the NFL and team owners, plus agents and endorsers ALL go into overdrive to keep this couple "happy" and dispel the facts away from the conservative fans, shoe customers, ball-dads, minivans, and school kids who support them.

Their ideas? Throw oceans of money at these two and set them up in beards with:

1. The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Girl. What better male fantasy is there?

2. Next they enlist the cheerleader actress for a "sequel" but this time with the WR and not the QB. This deal serves 3 purposes: First, just like the SI model, it'll inspire envy as all horny hetero boys would worship him. Second, it'll allow the QB and WR to "hang out" with her around. And Third, it'll keep the kinky actress full of twisted fun. It's all a big WIN-WIN-WIN for everyone...right? What could possibly go wrong?

THREE BIG things (which the owners don't yet know).

#1: Our football studs STILL wanna come out to be the "first" primetime NFL duo to be openly gay. (Unless the NFL finds a way to shush or reward them for good).

Problem #2: Not only do tons already know they’re gay, but someone somewhere is bound to leak it...WITH proof and documents.

Which brings Problem #3: Our kinky actress is not known for her maturity. Sure, money and fun are good - but what if she decides to shake people down? Her agent says: "Expect to see her co-starring in some big roles soon (maybe alongside Rooney Mara) and possibly getting some production deals or her own series on...NBC - or whichever network just HAPPENS to also have a rich NFL deal.”

Maybe this is why her Eurotrash heiress S&M girlfriend - also a photographer and reputed madam - has been keeping videos, pix, texts, etc. of the actress with the two boys. You know, just in case.

So keep all of this in mind as the careers of these 3 progress in the future. All of this was told to me as I've told you (but WITH names) by a rep for the actress and a MAJOR Exec at ESPN.

(PS - go back and watch that clip of Ellen asking the SI model about her dating life. But imagine Ellen knows everything I just told you - which she does. Kinda makes it seem very, sneaky- and cool now huh? I promise you that if ANYONE on this earth knows who is gay - it's Ellen. Then watch the reaction of the model. Hypocrisy is expensive.)

(THE END from your friends: Himmmm and Herrrr).
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Anonymous5:05 PM
I like turtles
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boomom228:17 AM
Anyone remember how gorgeous Melanie was in Body Double?
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TalksTooMuch8:27 AM
Wow, boommom, I thought I was the only one that saw that movie! She was gorgeous
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auntliddy9:32 AM
Im quite happy not seeing Diane Lane.. Do not care for her, think she is an idiot.
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jaariel2:47 PM
I can't look at Ted Danson & think about him being married to Mary Steenburgen, without pondering the fact he was in a serious LTR with Whooping Goldberg!

Does. Not. Compute.
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