Thursday, October 31, 2013

Random Photos Part One - Halloween

Five parts today.

Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan do what hundreds of thousands of other couples around the world will also be doing this year. Pretending they know how to twerk.

Jenny McCarthy is dressed as an STD. Ohhh wait. Miley Cyrus' tongue.
Speaking of Miley Cyrus, Matt Lauer decided to go as Pamela Anderson rather than the every other person choice.
Al Roker dressed as Mr. T. I was hoping he would dress as Miley.
Kathie Lee and Hoda.
Erik Estrada and Carson Daly
Robin Roberts
This is a Sharknado costume.
This is a Thursday for Bethenny.

29 comments:

  1. Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?


    A: Spooketi

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  2. No WITCHES????????????????????????
    Objectus Dislocatus, Aposessus Summonatus, Fugarae Parerum, Magneticus Attractum!

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  3. Anonymous12:10 PM

    Cute

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  4. Matt Lauer is such a loser.
    Since Zombielawyer Ent has no problem inflicting shitty videos on us daily, I'm surprised he left out All you Zombies by the Hooters.
    Oh well, It's not right but it's okay.

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  5. Ahhh. So you are afraid of something after all, huh?

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  6. Anonymous12:20 PM

    I want to be the meat in a Matt Lauer/Al Roker sandwich.

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  7. Beetlejuice bitch stole your look

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  8. I love Bethanny's dress. I am ashamed to say that I am serious. I wish dresses like that were appropriate for every day. For adults.

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  9. Why do witches fly on brooms?



    Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  10. Anonymous1:02 PM

    You trolls should be ashamed of yourselves!

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  11. What do we learn watching this?

    Michael Strahan is racist because he has dressed as a cracker and besides he is even mocking him which is not necessary but adds outrage.

    Matt Lauer is sexist because he has dressed as a woman and is mocking her which is not necessary but adds outrage.

    I would bone Bethenny.

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  12. 8=====D - KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

    I would bone Bethenny.

    Of course you would, Kermit.

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  13. Anonymous2:02 PM

    AAAAAAhahahahahaha! dying.

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  14. Matt Lauer all tucked . yuck

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    1. Hi, Leisa! Is that Marilyn Monroe in your picture or you? Beautiful! I love beautiful women. I dated an actress once who was in a major production about Marilyn. I was on the set one day and she called me into her trailer where I found her in full Marilyn costume and makeup. Production makeup is gross close up because it's thick (it's called pancake makeup) but I just pretended she was the real thing and it was the best trailer time I ever had. It didn't end well, she accidentally stabbed me the leg with her stiletto. I kept going until the pain was too much but when I rolled over, I snapped my tibia falling off the bed. I was out of work for six months and that's when I broke into writing.

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  15. On Halloween I shouted through to the wife.

    "Honey there's a witch at the door what shall I do?"

    She replied, "Just give her some sweets and tell her to fuck off."

    The mother-in-law hasn't spoken to me since.

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    1. Anonymous12:39 AM

      Ha ha ha Sing Blue!

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  16. Put it away, Matt... Put all of THAT, far far away..

    Ffs, i cannot erase/bleach that image from my brain. Lol...ick

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  17. I snorted!! Enty, youre a mess! No you didn't just say Jenny McCarthy dressed as an std.

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  18. Trick or treat,
    smell my feet,
    give me something good to eat!

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  19. Anonymous3:47 PM

    **flare**

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  20. You gotdamn snivelling whiny brats. Get the hell off my lawn!

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  21. Let's sing a Halloween song!

    Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,
    Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,
    Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,
    Now shake dem skeleton bones!

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  22. Anonymous4:46 PM

    I like turtles

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  23. @count, I'll never be able to watch the Smurfs without thinking of that little BJ vignette, lol.

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  24. Smurfs were much less disturbing than avatar

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  25. Wow. Miley's costume does nothing for Ripa. It makes her look thick, heavy, which she obviously is not. Does not bode well for the thousands of others attempting this particular look.

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