Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Today's Blind Items - The Cheating Circle

This former A+ list singer/celebrity who at one point seemed to rule the world with his songs is now just a bald B list celebrity who lives off his money and cheats on his wife when he gets drunk which is all day every day. His wife is a former A list celebrity who used to be married to another former A list celebrity but he cheated on her with another former A list celebrity who was cheating on her C list celebrity husband.

Got all that? We will call that group one. Now take the last former A list celebrity. This was not her first time cheating on her husband. She cheats on her current husband which is why he tries to stick like glue to her. He is also a cuckolded mess. Nothing like the guy he pretends to be to his audiences. Anyway, back to his wife who cheated on her ex-husband with another former A list celebrity who was also an A list diva and used to have a shower where he made groupies shower before they could have sex with him. He would give them robes he had stolen from hotels with the bills going to the record label.

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  1. HUH?!?!
    Ok this would have been much easier had Enty worded it differently or maybe added a flow chart. I already lost count of how many folks we are dealing with here.

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    1. Anonymous2:03 PM

      Montana: I'm with you on the flow chart. Some kind of PowerPoint presentation.

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  2. Garth Brooks for the balding drunk?

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  3. I stopped reading after it said "We will call this group one."
    I'll wait patiently for the guesses.

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  4. Translation, please? Thank you!

    I'm sure JASswipe will be along shortly to rip us on our lack of reading comprehension.

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  5. I think MontanaMarriott got it.

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  6. L O A E T
    I R N C I
    T P N O M
    T H I D E
    L A E E
    E N D R

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    1. Little Orphan Annie decoder time?

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    2. Anonymous2:06 PM

      FSP: you're making me relive my recent eye test.

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  7. Hmmm not GB, Trisha Yearwood was never married to a former A list celebrity. Got nada

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  8. Garth brooks
    Trisha Yearwood
    Robert Reynolds

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  9. You guys are better than me. My head was spinning on this one...

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  10. Got all that? Um no. No I don't.

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  11. This should be a lot easier. Who was making hits a decade ago?

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  12. (#1)Former A+ singer/celeb/current bald B list celeb:
    (#2)Wife of #1/former A list celeb:
    (#3) Ex-husband of #2/former A list celeb:
    (#4) Former A list celeb (female):
    (#5) Husband of #4/C list celeb:
    (#6) Current husband of #4:
    (#7) Former A list celeb/former A list diva:

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    1. You get a A+++ for effort. Because reading this blind made my head feel dizzy. Where is V.I.P.? That girl is like a genie. She'll have this puzxle solved before any of us bat an eyelid. Lol

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    2. @karen I read it as 4 & 5 are the same person? Both husband of #4. I'm so confused.

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    3. Anonymous2:04 PM

      Karen: Kaz, you're more committed than I am. Bless.

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    4. Billy Joel and then blah, blah, blah...

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  13. Could Reba and her husband be involved here? I don't know country stars so I drawing at straws here.

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  14. Much mess deciphering this I cant think of a pop star who was big once and is bald now except for Seal. Hes the only bald pop star I can think of forget the rest of this.

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    1. Hasn't Seal always been bald? As a singer/celebrity, anyway.

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  15. Note that #7 is male!

    Also, Trisha Yearwood's first husband was never an A list celeb.

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  16. I'll call BS on the Garth guess, they live in my town, have never heard a whisper of either of them out drunk.

    His ex-wife Sandy, that's another story. Gotta say she is the first mom I ever saw at a Christian school (that the girls we attending) wearign a midriff top with her belly button piercing hanging out....

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    1. Yeah, ive read Sandy is a piece of work.

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    2. But I do have to give her kudos for doing wildlife rehab.

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    3. Here's what Sandy Brooks is up to:
      http://www.wildheartranch.org/default.asp?p=aboutus

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  17. Karen, thanks for decoding! I think that was more complicated than the blind itself!

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  18. Oops Doesn't say anything about a decade ago. I'm lost.

    Thought Chris Martin was it for a second but it doesn't fit.

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  19. I'm trying to make Vince Gill and Amy Grant fit somehow.

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    1. Anonymous2:06 PM

      Topper : I love you for this. *smooooooooooooch!*

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  20. Oh CK76 do tell!!! I have been in love with Garth since I was 12. I too am an Okie.

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  21. Not Vince Gill...he still does concerts.

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  22. If #2 weren't a celeb, I would think Stevie Wonder.

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  23. The DM was no help.

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  24. Shit kicking inbred country music crap. Yawl can figure it out.

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  25. Does Robbie Williams work? "Rule the world" might be a clue.

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  26. @ V I was thinking the exact same thing. His hairline starts at the top of his head now.

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  27. Have no idea. Does this help anyone? http://www.squidoo.com/baldmusicians

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    1. @lola I was just researching a bald celebrity blog. I'm so stumped.

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  28. Billy Joel is divorced and still touring but I'm thinking it's someone along his age. Maybe a little younger.

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  29. Also Garth is still doing shows in Vegas right?

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  30. If Mellencamp and Meg Ryan were married, that would be a start... I'm stumped.

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  31. @ Kristin Nope. Randy Quaid was the only one.

    *Paging VIP, Paging VIP*

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    1. @Freya. Eek! Dennis Quaid. Meg was married to Dennis! Randy is a whole other freak factory.

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  32. All I can add is... YAY for hygiene!

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  33. Leave Sandy Brooks alone! Us sandybrook 's have to stick up for each other!

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  34. @ Gayeld Oops. My mind was more focused on solving this thing. lol

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  35. @freya, Stevie needs to shave that shiz off, it looks so bad. I was also trying to see if Gavin Rossdale would fit (doesn't).

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  36. Was thinking Clint Black and Lisa Hartman but she's never been married before.

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  37. @ V Yes, he does. Isn't he and his wife getting a divorce or did they change their minds?

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  38. @freya, I believe they changed their minds. Not sure why.

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  39. Wasn't the guy who made his groupies shower Steven Tyler? Does he fit the description of a "former A list celebrity who was also an A list diva"?

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  40. @ V Maybe "cheaper to keep her."

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  41. It also doesn't say anything about country music.

    But bald guy Kenny Chesney comes to mind. I don't feel him for this, though. And I think he's still extremely popular.

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  42. @ Staple611 I thought of Kenny too but he's no longer married and Renee has only been married once.

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  43. Is there any way the former A list celeb with the C list husband could been Leann and Dean Sherbert or whatever his name is?

    We know Leann cheated with at least Jon Bon Jovi and Eddie. C seems like a stretch for Dean, though.

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  44. Good Grief!

    What is Ringo Starr up to these days?

    I am all out of guesses. lol

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    1. @Freya Ringo is married to a model whose sister to Joe Walsh.

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    2. I already tried to make him fit. Didn't work.

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  45. I can't believe we can't come up with former A+ singer/celeb that seemed to rule the world and is now just B celeb. We must need to think outside the box. Is Elton John secretly married to A list female celeb? Now that would be a juicy blind.

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  46. Singer/celebrity implies: singer/actor, singer/producer, singer/reality star, singer/host, singer/reality judge, singer/designer-merchandiser, singer/author.

    I can't contribute anything else here. But since the person is a celebrity now they no longer sing, but are still known for their celebrity position.

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  47. James Taylor & Carly Simon. she had affairs with Warren Beatty, Mick Jagged, Jack Nicholson.Pick one.

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  48. I tried to make JT work, but he and Carly divorced long ago. He's since married two others, the most recent of which isn't a celebrity at all.

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  49. I tried to make David Bowie and Iman work, but I'm not sure...

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  50. Given the orgy like way the blind is written, there's some way to make JT/Carly/Mick/Jerry/Bianca/Warren/Julie Christie/Annette Benning/Jack/Angelica and their collective orgy of affairs work.

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  51. Garth Brooks wife was all but a hooker.

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    1. A tidbit about Sandy B:
      http://www.planetgarth.com/news/article.php?cid=01232

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  52. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill were not married before each other.

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  53. Attempt #2- john taylor, gela Nash, Amanda de Cadenet, nick valensi, liam Gallagher, pastykensit, Jim Kerr, Chrissie ,hynde Keanu Reeves in some kind of order

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  54. I went for a run. Sent/replied to a few emails. And after all of that...

    Still nothing!

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  55. I sort of feel like this could be Heather Locklear/Tommy Lee/RIchie Sambora sort of stuff, but I can't make it work. :/

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  56. I just think everyone cheats on everyone in Hollywood.

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  57. HELP!!! SOMEBODY GET ME THE CLIFF NOTES FOR THIS BLIND!!!!!!!
    CAN NO READ THY ENTY DRIBBLE!!!!!!!
    :-(

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  58. This reads like stereo instructions. The only thing I can come oh with is Avril Lavigne/Deryck Whibley/Chad Kroger for the people discussed at the end of the first paragraph/beginning of the second. Not completely sold on them, and no idea for the "diva" dude that Avril would have hooked up with, or the balding dude and current wife

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    1. I'm thinking Balding Dude=Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed for the wife. I just cant make her ex husband an A list celebrity. She did mess with Hugh before Gene but wasn't married to him.

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  59. Am I the only one who thought of one of the members of Tears for Fears? Remember their song...everybody want to rule the world?

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  60. Faith Hill was married before Tim. He wasn't famous though.

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  61. @VIP That's about what I came up with, too. Except I had Chad/Avril/Derryk as the first couple (I know, Kroeger as A-list...)

    For the second couple I had Leann as the former A-list female, her ex who was not even given a rating, and Eddie as the C she is cheating on despite what everyone thinks (that she is the clinger in the relationship).

    An alternative to the 2nd were Lisa Bonet as former A, Lenny as the ex, and Jason Momoa as the current C who doesn't want anyone to know he's a clinger (Khal Drago and all)

    I just can't link them...

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  62. It'll end up being something too bizarre for our minds to wrap around... like Sisqo, Shania Twain and Jonathan Lipnicki as the C-lister.

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  63. @Kristin This one is written so poorly, that I'll do a fudged example. We'll have to pretend that some people are still married (and A+ List singers):

    Jerry O'Connell is currently married to
    Rebecca Romijn, who used to be married to
    John Stamos, who cheated on her with
    Carmen Electra, who used to be married to
    Dennis Rodman

    Paragraph 2, back to Carmen Electra:
    She is currently married to
    Dave Navarro, who tries to stick like glue to her, but when she was married to
    Dennis Rodman, she cheated on him with
    Prince, who insisted on his groupies showering.

    So in this example,
    #1)Former A+ singer/celeb/current bald B list celeb: is Jerry O'Connell
    (#2)Wife of #1/former A list celeb: is Rebecca Romijn
    (#3) Ex-husband of #2/former A list celeb: is John Stamos
    (#4) Former A list celeb (female): is Carmen Electra
    (#5) Husband of #4/C list celeb: is Dennis Rodman
    (#6) Current husband of #4: is Dave Navarro
    (#7) Former A list celeb/former A list diva: is Prince
    (thanks to @Karen for that list!!)

    So obviously, those aren't the real players involved in the blind, but I thought using real people as an example might help to solve it. I'm declaring this one unsolvable for me, but happy hunting to anyone still working on it :)

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  64. @VIP I get it:) I wasn't trying to link Avril with Leann, just tried working forward and then backward and came up with a few, separate guesses for the couples/divorcees.

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  65. @Potpouri,Faith Hill was married before Tim, some guy named Dan Hill.

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  66. Rod Stewart? Michael Bolton?

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  68. Wish I could make Barry Manilow fit.

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  69. (#1)Former A+ singer/celeb/current bald B list celeb: Enrique Iglesias (plenty of bald rumors, and that he wears a hairpiece)
    (#2)Wife of #1/former A list celeb: Anna Kournikova
    (#3) Ex-husband of #2/former A list celeb: Pavel Bure
    (#4) Former A list celeb (female): Avril Lavigne
    (#5) Husband of #4/C list celeb: The Deryk guy
    (#6) Current husband of #4: The Nickelback dude
    (#7) Former A list celeb/former A list diva: Justin Bieber

    Nailed it.

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    1. Enrique and Anna weren't married.

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  70. zaaaaahra
    Anna was never married to Pavel but to Sergei Fedorov and I cannot find any link to him and Avril.

    I think you have Avril, Derek, Nickelback dude correct but I think the diva is Steven Tyler. He did a duet with Avril plus I found an article that says he makes his groupies shower before he gets there.

    I suck at these blinds so....

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  71. I think #1 is Robbie Williams because he had a song Rule The World, admits to going bald and said he would cheat on his wife when drinking, worked with Avril in 2008.

    I can't find anything about his wife being married before but he did date Rachel Hunter for a long time. Maybe that is who Enty meant. Ugh

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