Blind Item #4
This A list celebrity/model told as many women as she could to not hook up with the wannabe reality star who is famous for being an offspring and related for now to other offspring. He was working an event and telling people who he was and our model would follow behind and told the women that the wannabe had a small peen and an STD. Apparently the model's friend was once thrown out of a house with no clothes on by the wannabe reality star so she took the chance to get back at him.
Brody Jenner
ReplyDeleteI hope it's not Kate Upton.
DeleteBrody jenner
ReplyDeletefunny!
ReplyDeleteI like this one
@Freya It is! Brody and Kate are both in Australia right now. Don't worry, Kate didn't sleep with him; her friend did
ReplyDelete@ VIP Had to read it again. Ok. Got it! Yay I got one!
DeleteIt reads like Brody, but I'm skeptical of the details.
ReplyDeleteBrody Jenner bulge:
http://lunasexy.blogspot.com/2008/10/brody-jenner-bulge.html
(you have to scroll down to see all of them)
@Freya - why not? That's a good guess, though. I was trying to think of an A list model young enough to be hanging around Brody Jenner and would be catty enough to do that sort of thing.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Rob when they said now related to an offspring...Brodie wouldn't really be related to North
ReplyDeleteOffspring related "for now" to other offspring: Once the Jenner divorce goes through, Brody Jenner technically won't be a Kardashian step-sibling anymore
ReplyDeleteIt does read like Brody, but I can't think of any a-list celebrity/model he dated (unless it's a used-to-was and the blind is old) then I'd say Paris for the celebrity/model type-because she'd pull exactly that kind of shit if he kicked her out.
ReplyDeleteThe only other remotely A-List person on his dance card is Avril.
The others were his Hills costars and Playboy "models".
eek
ReplyDeleteNo the A list model is the one stabbing him in the back because he humiliated her friend! Kate would never sleep with that POS, girls from Melbourne expect more trim a guy. (NOT a girl but us Melbournians (?) Have to stick together!
ReplyDeleteFrom not trim spelchek!
ReplyDeleteIf this is Kate I suddenly like her a lot more. I still remember the glorious moment when a young Kendall or Kylie nailed him in the balls as hard as they could when he was babysitting. That was also the time Kylie hopped on the stripper pole...at the tender age of 9.
ReplyDeleteNo offense Sandybrook but he will find plenty of aussie chicks ready to get dirty with him despite Kate's warning:) Get it boy!!
ReplyDeleteI'm talking about the Melbourne Kate is from and where I live (which is in Florida) @Texas Rose, we have standards here :) unlike other Melbournes around the world :))
ReplyDeleteI think she's saying he has a small peen and an STD as revenge. Not because it's actually true.
ReplyDeleteWhat's actually true is that he threw her friend out of the house nekkid. But that's a long and complicated story to explain that he could clear up to a stupid starfkr. So instead she sticks with the easy small peen/std double whammer.
I like it. :)
Love this blind. How sad is brody that he has to tell people who he is instead of people recognizing him. Please let him disappear like the rest of the hills cast.
ReplyDeleteFrom the first mini-skirt worn by Jean Shrimpton, royals-spotting and everyone who's anyone ... the Melbourne Cup has quite the reputation.
ReplyDeleteBrody is a jerk. He slept with Lauren Conrad then told Spencer Pratt that she has large labia "beef curtains" & Spencer told everyone but left Brody's name out of it & embarrassed the hell out of Lauren just bc Brody had to share such personal info & be a badass.
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