Blind Item #5
This is quite the day. This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor is out of the country shooting a movie. The actor who stands out from other B list movie actors with his umm, endowment managed to get pulled over twice the same day by the same policeman. Both times were for swerving between lanes. In both instances our actor was getting orally serviced by a woman while driving. Different women each time. Our actor was given a ticket each time for reckless driving.
Fassbender, duh
ReplyDeleteFass
ReplyDeleteI love it when Michael K says "Fassbender (the F is silent)"
ReplyDeleteThis is why it was two different women. The first one's mouth is still recovering
ReplyDeleteFirst we had FFF....
DeleteNow we have Wanky Wednesday. Yeaaa
Geez is he really that stupid ?
ReplyDeleteFun times.
ReplyDeleteFass is filming in New Zealand. Ding Ding!
ReplyDeleteI confess, both women were me! I was wearing a wig!
ReplyDeleteHe makes my giny moist
ReplyDeleteMm. (twice)
ReplyDeleteI'd service his "endowment" as many times as he'd like. And he'd like.
;)
My favorite IMDB line about Fassy on Shame: "That thing has slayed many a dragon."
ReplyDeleteFassbender. He's gotten quite the reputation for being careless in that department.
ReplyDeleteLiam Neeson??
ReplyDeleteKassandra, Kassandra. You even have a porn worthy name. ;)
ReplyDeleteThat would scare me! Although I found the larger it is in repose the less it grows.
ReplyDeleteroad head is the greatest. Almost makes you miss bench seats. Atleast in a mini van there is enough room between the seats for a broad to kneel.
ReplyDeleteThis blind is either BS, a plant or someone other than Assbender. He's gay.
ReplyDeleteCount, I've got a mini van. As you said, you can't beat these things for BJs when you're driving. Plus, the 2nd and 3rd rows fold flat into the floor, and with a couple rolls of foam padding and some curtains on the tinted windows it's a veritable boink palace on wheels. I've gone to Pussy Town in this thing in all sorts of otherwise inappropriate places thanks to the tint and the curtains.
ReplyDelete@Harry, my seats aren't Sto N Go, but I have the middle row out of it. good times to be had. And it is less imposing to a chick than a full on rape van (cargo van w/ no windows). I don't have curtains, as there are plenty of low traffic woodlands around here.
ReplyDeleteI love a man with a van. And a plan.
ReplyDeleteCar sex gets me all kinds of hot.
;)
If you would like to visit the Pine Barrens sometime, then get in touch. I have a thick rubber mat on the floor and a nice denim picnic blanket to put on top of it. Unless you want to use the seat anchors as tie down points.
ReplyDeleteCount - you and i wouldn't be a match. you want to focus on the ass, and i need/desire/require my kitty to be attended to.
ReplyDeleteBut thanks for the offer ;)
Oh, and I love to spend much time in serious worship of cock.
ReplyDeleteI'm multifaceted, Kassandra, and I love games and challenges. You can dangle the butt as a carrot. I'm willing to take the Kitty Challenge to earn the right to worship the butt.
ReplyDeleteJust cause I fantasize about the butt doesn't mean I'm out of touch with what a lady needs did :p
@DontRainOnMyPrada - this is one of several things (based on independent, male observations) i excel at.
ReplyDeleteMust be because i love doing it. And love IT.
;)
@Count - Fass is the kind of guy that could have my ass in any way he wanted AFTER i gave him the attention he so deserves and hopefully after he worked my lady-parts over so good with that "dragon-slayer" sword of his.
ReplyDelete"Now that's what I call...life in the "Fass" lane!"
ReplyDelete@Kassandra: Well, if you are into lean, good looking, well endowed men, then you were right, we wouldn't be a good match. I offer none of that.
ReplyDeleteI'm on the left coast...my times of living in NY are 9 years gone.
ReplyDeleteAlso, i no longer work at my banking job that would be put me in your sphere to even entertain your offer.
But still enticing :)
I don't know why, I love a huge cock as well as any gal, but I don't get that thrilled by The Assbender.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Fassy alright, but what makes me doubt is that the blind item mentions an actor doing B-movies and I think Fassbender should be considered an A-lister, most of his movies and performances have been critically acclaimed.
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