Friday, November 22, 2013

Brooke Hogan Calls Off Engagement - Wants To Focus On Her Music Career

For those of you have only been reading the site for a few years you might have missed the one time I actually saw Brooke Hogan perform and after watching her perform I was grateful she hadn't tried to resurrect her career. If you are going to lip synch then your dance moves should be great. If you are going to lip synch you shouldn't make it obvious you are lip synching. If you are going to perform in front of a crowd it is a good idea to get you and your two equally awful dancers together for at least five minutes to make sure each person will do the same routine at the same time.

The only good news about the night was that The Hoff hosted the event and was hammered out of his mind and didn't mind letting everyone know and was that guy who is the most amazing drunk and not so fun every other time I have seen him when he is sober.

Anyway, Brooke probably broke up with the guy because dad called and said his stripper pole is lonely. Brooke said the whole engagement thing was moving too fast since they have only been engaged a year. You will recall the blind I revealed a few months back about the number of photos of her dad Brooke has everywhere and the insistence on calling her boyfriend daddy. Hey, at least she didn't make him wear a ratty and thin blonde wig while having sex with her.

20 comments:

  1. There went my dinner! Thanks!

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  2. What music career? This chick never had one except in her mind.

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  3. Wait

    So her CALLING OFF THE ENGAGEMENT is reason to make fun of her?

    Sounds to me like she made the right choice. I don't know what the freaky dynamics she has in her family life, it's just that she may have saved this guy from years of heartache.

    Couldn't come to it from that perspective, could ya Ms. Teen Ent?

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  4. what music career?

    oh you mean her hobby right?

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  5. Enty - Why r u posting shit about this piece of shit??? Really??? Who fucking cares!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. Her music career was as successful as her brother's race car driving career.

    She really needs to find a rich dude and allow him to do vile things to her, so he will keep her.

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  7. Lmao @ this part: because daddy called and said his stripper pole was lonely. Very funny, Enty!

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  8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is rich

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  9. Hogan said a few years ago on Howard Stern he spent about 3 million trying to get her music career going. Her producer was Scott Storch who most likely took that 3 million right up his nose.

    Even worse she performed live on Howard and it was beyond horrible but Howard was nice about it.



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  10. Howard hasn't had credibility in years.

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  11. tread carefully Count.

    Actually, that Howard was nice is pretty cool. He normally only does that when he knows someone is about to go batshit.
    Let's face it, Brooke could beat him up

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  12. Waits for shitstorm to follow...

    *rubs hands gleefully*

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  13. I feel sorry for her. She seems like a sweet girl that is level headed. Her parents and brother are really messed-up and she remains loyal to them without coming across delusional (aka Lohan) and she is never coming outta bars acting a fool etc.

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  14. Brain bleach, please.

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  15. So gross. Just think though, had she gone the sex tape route she'd probably be super famous and in demand right now.

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  16. She was a part of TNA Wrestling with her father. She had the role of being in charge of their women's division. It was just an excuse to get a paycheck when she virtually did nothing.

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  17. @Freya: Yep, and now Hogan and Bischoff are out and the Carters are trying to find a buyer for the company and keep it as quiet as possible. Second company Hogan and Bischoff run into the ground.

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  18. Derek I agree with your comment 100%. I have no problem with her.

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