I really put that raw cookie dough is dangerous for you to the test yesterday. Never even got around to making the cookies. Just ate a bucket of dough.
I'd rather read 500,000 "Almost Reveals" than a single "Enty Identity Conspiracy Theory" comment.
Nobody who posts that shit is entitled to bitch about site content not being satisfactorily entertaining, because the most meandering, ill-written, un-informed, run-on-sentence filled item is infinitely more enjoyable than even one of the seemingly endless parade of commenters who have nothing to contribute but snarky comments about Enty, whoever he, she or they may be.
Someone told me this isn't true anymore for most of the refrigerated cookie dough, I don't recall the reasoning why (the companies dealt with the raw egg issue with substitution egg or something?). But that it's still an issue of course if you're the one who adds raw egg to cookie dough mix.
Really? Do you think anyone believes the fat, bacon-loving lawyer who started this blog--if he ever did exist--is still writing this thing?
ReplyDeleteWas it the same dough that promised more cookies than you could cook last week?
ReplyDeleteKeep it straight.
Robso, not a chance.
I'd rather read 500,000 "Almost Reveals" than a single "Enty Identity Conspiracy Theory" comment.
ReplyDeleteNobody who posts that shit is entitled to bitch about site content not being satisfactorily entertaining, because the most meandering, ill-written, un-informed, run-on-sentence filled item is infinitely more enjoyable than even one of the seemingly endless parade of commenters who have nothing to contribute but snarky comments about Enty, whoever he, she or they may be.
I 2nd that. Its so tiresome and off putting.
Delete@JAS Dude, your rant was one hell of a run on sentence. Mind breaking it up so it's a bit more readable? K, thx.
DeleteI agree. That and the comments about bad grammar.
DeleteAmen brudder*raises glass*
DeleteThank you!!!
DeleteWell said JAS
DeleteI m gonna p*** off everyone just to say : +1
DeleteYou couldn't pay me to eat cookie dough. Gross.
ReplyDeleteI much prefer the cookies.
ReplyDeleteFuck off, Jonathan Andrew Sheen.
ReplyDeleteBlowhard Sheen bitching about snarky comments, that's refreshing.
ReplyDeleteChocolate chip, I hope, enty.
ReplyDeleteI love cookie dough, but from my own recipe, not those dough logs you can buy.
ReplyDeleteInteresting article about chicks with eating disorders:SAFE FOR WORK
ReplyDeleteJust don't add the eggs. I'm too lazy to cook, so I pour a small amount of the powdered mix into a bowl, add water, then eat it. Om nom nom nom!
ReplyDeleteRaw foods are good for you.
ReplyDeleteSomeone told me this isn't true anymore for most of the refrigerated cookie dough, I don't recall the reasoning why (the companies dealt with the raw egg issue with substitution egg or something?). But that it's still an issue of course if you're the one who adds raw egg to cookie dough mix.
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