Six parts today.
Russell Brand says he and Jemima Khan are back together again a week after she was back together with Hugh Grant. All three should just get together for one big kinky sex party. It is what they love.
Rihanna doing a photo shoot at home in Barbados.
Robin Thicke posing with some women in London and
showing off his new and super extra large pinkie ring.
I have to say I like what Renee Zellweger's doctor has done. I think she looks great.
Ashlee Simpson wears Hammer pants to dinner.
Tyson Beckford and a bathtub in the middle of nowhere.
Tanning Mom wants you to know she is available. Just give her a call and have that leathery skin pressed against you all night while she showers you with that missing teeth smile.
Meanwhile, Will Ferrell got a lifetime achievement award in Austria.
First!
ReplyDeleteJust kidding, VIP, please go ahead..really, just kidding.
Renee doesn't look good at all. She looks like a totally different person.
ReplyDeleteTanning mom has lots of potential. I don't find it right that she left her husband after her sudden burst into fame. He's the one that defended her aggresively the whole time.
ReplyDeleteLove robin thicke's coat. Looks uber expensive.
@skimpymist, I first read that as she left her husband after he suddenly burst into flames! The tanning bed blew up!
ReplyDeleteThe Tyson Beckford pic reminds of a show I once saw where there was a bidet in the middle of the living room and everyone at the party was trying to use it. Was it the B in 23?
Tan mom pokies killed the wood I got from Rihanna. Thanks a lot Fugazi Enty.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Rihanna works out. Her body is phenomenal.
ReplyDeleteRenee totally Jennifer Grey'ed herself.
ReplyDeleteShe sure did. I guess she got tired of the squinty eye nickname.
DeleteRenee looks good. Tanning Mom looks gross.
ReplyDeleteLove Robin's camel hair lookin coat, the pinky ring, he doesn't look smug and smarmy, or like a scumbag, he looks, nice, cute, clean, well dressed. He's got a little boy sweetness in his eyes that I just dig. Don't give a crap about his private life. The guys talented. Russell Brands got a case of the CRAZY EYES. Something odd there...
ReplyDeleteYeah Robins talent is ripping off old Motown classics. His fifteen is flying by!
DeletePut her in a line-up, and I would've never guessed that was Renee.
ReplyDeleteThe sadist in me is picturing the Count waking up next to Tanning Mom after a heavy night of booze and blow. Sorry, dude, but it makes me laugh.
Thank you @Charlie. You win the internets with your evil mind. Belly laugh at the thought of the Count's immediate demise. The horror, the HOOOORRRORRRRR! And, we can throw that no 'count loser (the pedo perv-his moniker has slipped into blessed silence in my feeble mind) onto the funeral pyre that results from the Count's spontaneous combustion.
DeleteOneEye: In my years of partying I have come to find out my dick is equipped with an alcohol induced safety. If I was drunk enough that broad looked bangable, my floppy cock wouldn't allow me to partake.
ReplyDeleteRenee looks better
ReplyDeleteGah. I can't even identify Renee anymore. That could be anybody.
ReplyDeleteI guess I must be blind, cause everyone has been chatting about how "different" Renee is looking now but to me, her skin just looks a little less peeled than before/more natural. I don't get it. She looks just the same to me.
ReplyDelete@Hegg, if she didn't have sunglasses on you'd know what looks different.
ReplyDeleteShe had her eyes done. No more squint.
? I don't understand all the fuss about Renee's face. I think she looks the same. What did she supposedly do? I feel like someone took Opa picture, screamed she is unrecognizable (I recognized her immediately), and everyone is on a bandwagon that she has a new face... Does anyone else think she looks the same?!?
ReplyDeleteHoly wigs batman!
ReplyDeleteRenee did the eyes so no one would notice her new tits.
ReplyDeleteDing ding ding! You nailed it!
DeleteOff topic because these photos are boring today - is it a bad sign if you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and your ass is sore?
ReplyDeleteNo memory of how this might have happened.
Also, i was at home. Although my male roommate could have taken advantage of me, i suppose...
Now yer just teasing me Kassandra. That is not nice, especially without a pic of said ass.
ReplyDeleteThere was a chick who used to be in the circle of friends I hung out with who quit blow cause she kept waking up hung over with a sore butthole. She was awake and aware of what was going on though. I never got to partake, cause I was never a coke head :(
I was hoping you'd weigh in, Count ;)
ReplyDeleteI wondered if maybe you'd teleported to California and used me as you saw fit after our discussion on the subject last night.
But this is actually a serious question. And i do have a younger male roommate who i'd definitely have sex with if he approached me.
I've seen 2 pics of Renee so far and they both look fab. I want to see more tho. She was so gorgeous when she did Jerry McGuire.
ReplyDeleteI dont get whats so great about tyson beckford. He does have a nice smile though and yes a killer body but beyond that hes rather meh to me.
Tan mom, just no. Put it away.
Don't play coy, Kassandra. You know talkin about sore, drunken butt was like flashing a perv signal against a cloudy sky for me to see.
ReplyDeleteIf it wasn't your roommate, then you better sniff your vibe.
And according to my ex, a lil Prep H will take the soreness away.
And if we are going to keep up the flirty teasing, please tell me your age and height, so I can attempt to visualize you waking up in a haze. Panty or jeans size would help too, but I understand if you are too modest to be blabbin that on the net.
@Count - i'm 40, redhead, freckled and 5'2", 36dd, size 4/6 pants.
ReplyDeleteCan't figure out why young guys around here want someone my age. cougar/cub stuff abound. Must be because it's a college town and that's why i have a younger roommate.
Good lord you a tasty sounding lil betch, Kassandra.
ReplyDeleteYou leave a lil landing strip so lucky fellas can see you are a natural redhead?
BTW, natural redheads are the only chicks who can get away with rocking a winter bush in July.
Like 'coming out the sides of the bikini' winter bush? Because some ladies are still clown wig bright no matter the month. It's a glorious color, but your cooch is basically an attention whore.
DeletePretty much, as long as it isn't in dread locks. I can link some furry firecrotch pics if anyone is interested.
ReplyDeleteI like hardwood floors, but a shag carpet is a fun change up from time to time.
Only if you name the links 'Catching Fire'
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I can't decide between #2 (lol) & #9!
DeleteIs #5 an ode to Kassandra's measurements?
DeleteI'd let #9 keep 2 or 3 non big toes as souvenirs in exchange for a weekend where she is not allowed to say "no".
ReplyDeleteAshlee Simpson isn't going for the new short wig, uh, haircut craze is she?
ReplyDeleteI just did a quick grab from my archives and a site I know.Nothing was premeditated.
ReplyDeleteShould someone desire further research, unfortunately the blog CarpetIsRed is no more, but I found a treasure trove on Imgur doing a quick Google.
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Is there something about red pussy hair that makes it so fluffy, or do they just tease it up for pics to flaunt it?
Is someone talking about red pubic hair? I saw a flaming crotch silhouetted against the sky and knew someone required assistance
ReplyDeleteYes, TTM. Is red bush naturally fluffier than other hair colors or you think these broads are teasing it up to make it more photogenic?
ReplyDeleteDefinitely fluffier
ReplyDeleteReally, it's like a ginger party in your pants every day. Right, Kassandra?
ReplyDeleteWhy are we talking about the Tanning Mom lady?
ReplyDeleteAnd daaaaaammmmmmnnnn RiRi