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This former A+ list mostly movie actress who will probably be an A permanently just because of her name didn't let her marriage vows stand in the way of making it very clear to the lead singer of this B list band with the catchy name that she would be more than willing to f**k him all night long. Yeah, those were pretty much her exact words and she was pretty ticked off when he turned her down. I believe she used the word hack or something that rhymes with brick when earlier she had been gushing about the music.
meryl streep and kajagoogoo
ReplyDeleteDerek you made me howl with laughter. Excellent!
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ReplyDeletePretty sure Meryl is still A+. Is Julia Roberts still A+
ReplyDeleteBlogger Derek Harvey said...
ReplyDeletemeryl streep and kajagoogoo...
LAUGHING.
Julia Roberts and the lead singer of the Arctic Monkeys.
ReplyDeleteI base this on nothing bar the fact that I would also ask Alex Turner if I could f**k him all night long. (Quite possibly he would turn me down also).
Julia Roberts and ____.
ReplyDeleteWell, thanks for that earworm, Derek. "Too shy shy, hush hush, eye to eye"
ReplyDeleteToo soon, eh one-eye?
Deletehaha Meryl was all "'I'LL SHOW YA SHYYY BOYYY!!"
ReplyDeleteJulia Roberts and someone from kings of Leon. At movie premiere party and overheard gushing about them..
ReplyDeleteJulia Roberts. There are several sites reporting she was starstruck by Kings of Leon.
ReplyDelete@ Freya--I guess her sex was on fire.
ReplyDeleteSo many witty bon mots this morning.
ReplyDeleteThis has to be about Julia and Kings of Leon frontman Caleb Followill. They were both at the premier of Julia's new movie and the after party. The Kings of Leon were in attendance because they contributed a song to the movie sound track.
ReplyDeleteCaleb's wife, model Lily Aldridge, was with him all night, so I'm taking the account of just how this supposedly went down with a big grain of salt.
Julia Roberts is a "former" A+ list?
ReplyDeleteI don't like her but I'm pretty sure she still A+ list.
@hothotheat, it seems like she's being reduced from A+ to simply A the way the blind reads to me.
ReplyDeleteSounds like "Wednesday"
ReplyDelete"kings of leon" is a catchy name?
ReplyDeleteI thought the name was catchy in an intriguing kind of way when I first heard it, so I researched and discovered that Leon is the father of 3 in the group and the uncle of 1 of them.
ReplyDeleteNah, Julia's movies aren't all that anymore. No more A+ for her.
ReplyDeleteKings of Leon are definitely all hicks. She got that part right. I believe the brothers' father was the kid with the banjo in "Deliverance".
ReplyDeleteCan I make a polite beg here? Can we please stop with the "hick" "white trash" "hillbilly" "redneck" "trailer trash" names, please? It is not a cool substitute for "rural" "country," etc. They get thrown around all the time in regards to anyone from the South, seemingly regardless of their background. I'm sure everyone will tell me to f*ck off, but I'm asking nicely.
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DeleteFuck off..
Didn't want to keep u waiting. j/k. ;^)
Oh, and Julia and Caleb Followill. First thing I've agreed with her over in decades.
ReplyDeleteJulia doesn't fit unless we broaden the meaning because she is famous for her oral skills and not for her other sexual abilities. However, I can see many men turning her down unless it was just to experience an oral legendary performer. That wouldn't require all night.
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