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This former C list model turned very recent C list reality star says the secret to her multiple marriage success of marrying rich guys is that she can finish a guy off in under 3 minutes guaranteed. Yeah, she is still as classy as ever.
Janice Dickinson
ReplyDeleteId rather finish myself off in 3 minutes instead of letting her touch me if its Janice. :(
ReplyDeleteit's not a race dear. I find my success in drawing it out
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DeleteOh, I've been doing it wrong.
ReplyDeletejanice hasn't had marriage success or a very recent reality show. shes been on reality for a while. but i have no good guess
ReplyDeleteI'll take her up on the challenge. After 3 minutes, I dip in the stinker, only slobber as lube.
ReplyDelete3 full minutes? What kind of retardant does she use to make them last thrice as normal?
ReplyDeleteWhile I admire her efficiency, I'm not sure it's really a draw. When's the last time you heard somebody say "good job! You keep this up and you'll have this sex business down to a minute or less in no time!"?
ReplyDeleteKrupa "stinky pussy" from RHOM
ReplyDeleteKrupa has been married once.
ReplyDeletei'm still thinking...
No more guesses?
ReplyDeleteJanice was the first one to pop in my mind but I'm stumped by this one too.
Christie Brinkley crossed my mind too but the C-list and reality show doesn't fit.
Katie Price.
ReplyDeleteidk how "rich" her exes are tho.
I'd take her up on that challenge. Years of disco biscuits and marching powder means I'm more of a challenge these days. Which can be a benefit to the missus.
ReplyDeleteHaving said that if it is Janice then please, I'd rather cut it off and never use it again than have that monstrosity sully my taint.
@Warecat Katie Price's exes are all skint apart from the one who's managed to still milk a mediocre reality career from their relationship.
ReplyDeleteWord around town was that you would be better off fucking a corpse than the plastic behemoth that was Jordan and having seen her sex tape I'm inclined to agree. She seems very disinterested in the act altogether.
I had a friend who would liken that to "fucking a warm duffle bag"
Deletehaha!
ReplyDeletei'll take ur word on that Craig.
Yolanda Foster
ReplyDeleteThank you! That was my guess.
Delete@Lydia Bennett - Great guess. Was married to David Foster. Recently joined RHOBH and she runs a company about keeping romance alive.
ReplyDeleterofl @Craig.. disco biscuits {^.*}
ReplyDeleteYolanda was also married to that Mohammed guy who is Lisa's rich friend. But as housewives go, esp on BH, I don't think she's one of the less classy ones ...?
ReplyDeleteGawd, I need some tips. My hubby is a laster, which is mostly great, but sometimes I get lock jaw &y gag reflex kicks in.
ReplyDeleteyes! Yolanda!
ReplyDeletesee, i wanted to say her, but this Enty of the day is fucking w/ me, cuz they wld usually say "housewife"
in the reality blinds.
but, i guess their too lazy now & just categorize reality w/ every other fame whore @ the moment.
btw, wtf is a disco biscuit?
Yolanda fits, other than the classy snipe... Yolanda actually comes off as the more classier of that gaggle...
ReplyDelete@warecat: Ecstasy, I think.
ReplyDeleteHo-Landa Foster
ReplyDeleteJerk, i had to google that shit.
ReplyDeleteit came up w/ sum shitty Philly band & that.
in my 15yrs of rolling, i've never heard it been called that.
i'm seriously slacking on my drug vocab then.
Disco biscuits were quaaludes. At least that's what we called them back in the day. You kids get offa my lawn. Shit I sound old.
ReplyDeletehold up!
ReplyDeletequaaludes? like the shit my grandma used to get wigged off of?
haha, i'm just teasing u Sherry =p
Ah, disco bickies. I loved the 90's. Nights I can't remember in a time I'll never forget.
ReplyDeleteSorry for the late reply. Disco biscuit, in my terminology, is an ecstasy tab. The 90's kind, not that shit that is peddled today. kids ought to be shot under the trade's description act.
ReplyDelete"The 90's kind, not that shit that is peddled today."
ReplyDeleteI can top you. I used to get my X straight from the lab, still moist. But that was before the Analogue Drug Act, when it was legal to synthesize.
Craziest ecstasy story I ever read was the container from Israel that got busted. They were shipping diamond cutting tables that were stuffed with E pills. 1.5million E pills.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that, like $30-40 million street value?
I remember hearing ppl say "disco biscuits" several decades ago, never did know what it meant, so thanks all!
ReplyDeleteYoFo is the most outwardly classy of the HoWives, but she's a climber, and a survivor. Plus-glass mother f'ing refrigerator that doubles as an art piece. Nobody has topped that. I find that Joanna Krupa chick to be least classy, of the ex models. She's ewww.
Stay classy Count!
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