It's Breakup Day
I wish all celebrities would announce the are splitting once a week. Say on Wednesday nights all celebrities that are breaking up send in an e-mail to a clearing house and then all the names can get published at once. This way you can get everyone included in one post and not have to waste your time talking about each one as it comes up. Of course if they did lump them together then no one would probably talk about some person on SVU splitting with the waitress they met drunk one night at 3am, took back to his place and she never left. All the attention would be focused on big divorces or surprises.
Idina Menzel and Taye Diggs announced they are splitting. The good news for Idina is she got nominated for a Golden Globe. The better news is I'm available to accompany her to the Golden Globes. The best news is she doesn't have to hear Taye come up with more excuses why he cheated on her. This one is all on Taye and has been on Taye and will forever be on Taye and over the next year you will probably see him have sex with every actress under the age of 25 currently living in Hollywood and fly in ones to the city when he runs through the talent pool. Probably he and Wilmer Valderrama will share the cost of the flights.
Meanwhile, Madonna and her dude have made it official. Well, Madonna made it official, because I'm not sure her dude even cares at this point. He got a nice big check and made some connections and Madonna can pretend that Sean Penn is going to stay faithful this time and that she can get him to stop smoking cigarettes and boozing at 9am. That is a relationship made for a restraining order.
Who was Madonna even dating?
ReplyDeleteBaby Brahim. A back up dancer.
DeleteTaye really lost his sexy these past few years... maybe it's because he's such a jerk! I used to be obsessed with him.
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Idina on her Golden Globe nom!
+1@s.joy
DeleteYeah I've always had a thing for Taye Diggs... that smile! Of course, he was married to my girl Idina and I thought he was a good guy
DeleteI've had a huge crush on him since I first saw him on Guiding Light. Too bad he isn't a good mate.
DeleteMadonna better watch out. Sean is going to tie her up again an leave her for dead after sexplay. Don't trust it gurl!!
ReplyDelete+1 @ Eros
DeleteSome people are dense and never learn
I know right, Flirtychick. Lol Sean must be working with a magic stick to keep these ladies coming back like they do.
DeleteMadonna would be lucky if he left her for dead, that's how she escaped last time! It's the ball bat she needs to worry about
DeleteGood idea to announce the break on a day when Idina has something to feel good about.
ReplyDeleteMadonna and her child-bride breaking up is hardly a surprise. Remember a few years ago all those magazine articles on 'cougars' and the 'younger man, older women' trend? Demi-Ashton, Sharon Stone and whoever, Madonna and whoever. Did any of those relationships not end in tears?
@Nutty: Idina has two things to feel good about. She can do better.
DeleteDon't know this Idina chick but here's her butt.
ReplyDeleteThis is just in time for January 1st! I bet Taye is the answer to many blinds.
ReplyDeleteI liked Madonna and Jesus. I loved saying, "Madonna is dating Jesus."
Man, Vadge and Sean Penn back together is surreal. I'm going feel like I'm in a time machine set for 1986. I want them back together, so I keep reliving my teenage years.
Penn tied Madonna to a chair and hit her with a baseball bat. On some level you really have to admire that.
ReplyDeleteRumor has it, Penn left Vadge tied up over Thanksgiving weekend like that.
ReplyDeleteHenriette and Harry, all I want to know is what she said to make him flip out like that because you know it had to be something bad. Im wagering she either talked about his dick bad or his mama to his face and thats when he pulled that nut move and left her tied up. Lmao!!! Somebody in Hollywood knows this story and I would pay money to know the full details.
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ReplyDeleteNo tears for Vadge, she's worked her face over so much that she no longer has tear ducts.
Omg, are Madonna and Sean really dating again? Mind blown.
ReplyDeleteI am so confused!! Madonna and Sean Penn are back together?? That paragraph seems like it's in the middle of a conversation. Between two much better informed persons
ReplyDeleteThere is a lot of speculation that Vadge and Penn are back together since she went to Haiti for his charity. Let's see if he goes to Malawi for hers. Oh that's right...her's is defunct since it was a cover for the Kaballah Center.
ReplyDeletelove Idina and good for her-she was always too good for him-def his loss and her gain
ReplyDeletepenn and madonna are actually perfect for each other-they both have their head up their asses
Agree that the Madonna paragraph makes no fucking sense at all. Someone in the know please decipher!! Because if Madonna and Sean Penn are back together, I would think that would take gossip item of the year, no?!
ReplyDeleteToday is the last day to breakup without looking bad and avoiding buying presents. Duh!
ReplyDeleteTaye Diggs is so corny and ugly. Never liked him, always thought Omar Epps should do all Taye's black movie roles. Brown Sugar would have been hot with Omar.
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for the kids tho, it's really close to xmas and their parents split up. Bad memories.
Speaking of SVU, capt Cragen is leaving. Could he be the long term cop who has dementia?
ReplyDeleteI saw Taye Diggs and Idina in the original Broadway run of Rent. It was magical. One of the best shows I've ever seen. Always sad to hear about divorce.
ReplyDeleteAre Ice T and Coco about to split...publicly?
ReplyDeleteoh god I hope he trusses her up like a turkey again!
ReplyDeleteI guess cheating finally caught up with Taye.
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend and I broke up too...and just before my birthday and the holidays. :-(
ReplyDeleteI guess I'll go hang out with Madonna and Idina. Misery loves company. Maybe we can all chow down on chocolate ice cream together to take the pain away.
So Madonna is a female Liberace, lol
ReplyDeleteAs of the SVU (semi)blind, if it didn't say 'he', I would think it was about Mariska. That said, it was Belzer.
ReplyDeleteI love Idina. I hope she finds someone worthy.
ReplyDeleteTaye is absolutely YUMMY, but I'm sad he's such a douchenozzle. Idina seems like a lovely gal, and he's an ass for messing that up.
ReplyDeleteI haven't watched SVU this season. Capt. Cragen is leaving?! I may try and watch some of the episodes.
ReplyDeleteRe the (semi) blind I thought it was Belzer too.