Pope Francis Is Time Magazine's Person Of The Year

Apparently the voting was very tight but in the end, Time Magazine just couldn't let Miley Cyrus beat out Pope Francis for their Person Of The Year. Can you imagine if the guy who goes out and feeds the poor every night after work and sleeps in a tiny apartment when he could be sleeping in the Vatican lost out to someone because she twerked Beetlejuice and gropes little people while admitting she stays wasted almost 24/7 and wants a Chanel tattoo?

Yeah, I think that would have looked pretty horrible too. To show there are no hard feelings, Pope Francis says on his walk to work he will twerk with everyone he sees which should be a fun way to spend the morning. Miley did win the vote of the people which is a sad reflection on the people voting but at least they didn't vote for anyone named Kardashian or West. Kanye is probably planning a rant against Time because he feels he should win the award. He is already trying to figure out a way he can crash the Vatican and steal it from the Pope.

"Imma let you finish that sermon, but first I want that award. You got a cross I can hang out on for awhile too?"