Susan Sarandon Gets Stoned For Awards Shows- Except Oscars

Making sure she does nothing to endanger any future chances to win an Academy Award, Susan Sarandon was quick to point out in a recent interview that although she gets crazy wasted and high for all awards shows she doesn't for the Oscars. While on watch What Happens Live the actress says she has been stoned at almost all the awards shows she has ever been to. I have a tough time believing that she got ripped for all awards shows but drew the line at the Academy Awards. If there is one you want to be wasted for it is that one. Think about the others. They all have food and booze readily available and are shorter in length and are just one big party while at the Academy Awards you are forced to sit there like you are in church lest you offend anyone who might vote for you or not vote for you in the future and the thing drags on forever. If you think the commercial breaks are long at home, think about sitting in those evening dresses with eight layers of Spanx on and tell me you don't want to be wasted for that.