Blind Item #5
So, this A+ list mostly movie actor popped the question to his significant other. She said yes. The actor told her not wot wear the ring for a few weeks or tell the world because he needed to tell his kids. They already hate the significant other with a passion so he wanted them to hear the news from him. The actor must not be familiar with the way his significant other craves fame and attention. She lives and breathes for people to notice her and doesn't care about anything else.
Dirty Depp
ReplyDeleteDepp/Heard
ReplyDeleteDammit ethorne!
ReplyDelete@Lotta, I'll share! :)
Deleteyou two betches hit the nail on the head.
ReplyDelete@Count-That's what he said. ;)
Delete@ethorne & @Count-
DeleteI'll get the hammer
JC @Lotta, I thought I was gonna see a Thor pic!
DeleteThat would be an awesome gif if you replaced the hammer with wrecking ball Miley. :D
Entern doesn't like you, Johnny & Amber!
ReplyDeleteMajor divorce settlement ahead.
ReplyDeleteShe obviously has had her olfactory nerves clipped.
ReplyDeleteNo!!!!!! Oh Johnny, you are going through a major midlife crisis!!
ReplyDeleteHe wouldn't. Would he?
ReplyDeleteLol! Johnny Depp is dickmatized. That Amber has brainwashed him. Hope he gets prenup!!!
ReplyDeleteTwatmatized?
DeleteGross. Another hot woman who sells herself for money and fame, like charlize/ penn. Barf.
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ReplyDeleteThis sounds to me like someone who wants to keep the door open to taking his ring back.
ReplyDeleteWas there not a blind about an actor being secretly married legally to someone in another country ? Was it Depp?
@Sophie, it was Keanu for that blind.
ReplyDeleteEasy easy
ReplyDeleteNOOOOO! I was secretly wishing for a reconciliation with Vanessa P.
ReplyDeleteHe gets engaged to everyone and never marries them
ReplyDelete@Lotta: LOL!
ReplyDeleteYuck!!! @ Depp
ReplyDeleteLainey Gossip has pics of Amber walking around obviously hiding her ring finger, so I guess she decided to wear it after all?
ReplyDelete@teresa crane
ReplyDeleteVanessa Paradis has someone Benjamin Biolay a french musician/singer who produces her last album
Yeah he always asks girls to marry them but so far has only made it down the aisle once right? He never married Vanessa. This won't end well for him, that's fo sho!
ReplyDeleteJack Nicholson and Kate Gosselin.
ReplyDeleteObviously Amber and Johnny. She's trying hard to hide the ring in the latest pictures. Vanessa has reacted by doing what a lot of women do as rite of passage - chopped all her hair off (looks awful). Amber seems like a gold digger to me.
ReplyDeleteJohnny listen to your kids! Kids/animals know best.
ReplyDeleteI can hear Mrs. Bennett explaining this engagement:
ReplyDelete"I knew how it would be. I always said it must be so, at last. I was sure you could not be so beautiful for nothing!"
Huh...he had children with Vanessa, was with her for years, never married her...but is going to marry Amber? Why? Do not tell me it's love. Something beautiful cannot grow from something so ugly...and Johnny cheating and ditching Vanessa and his kids the way he did for that trashy girl...that's ugly.
ReplyDeleteWHYYYY doesnt he see this.
ReplyDeleteThose pics of her "hiding" ring were so wack. Shes SOOOOO wack!
He went from my" top five" to "fuck no" once he started banging this chick. The blonde hair he's been sporting lately seals the deal for me. I need to work on my top five list, it's getting thin...
ReplyDeleteWinona forever!!!
ReplyDeleteCrila - Sometimes dudes do that. Rod Stewart was one, he never married Kelly Emberg, but like 30 seconds after meeting Rachel Hunter they were man and wife.
ReplyDeleteVanessa will never take him back, especially after she trashed him publicly for being so stinky and gross.
ReplyDeleteYep, Depp/Heard and she will take ol' Johnny for a very expensive ride. Serves him right for being so stupid.
ReplyDelete@Rosie - Charlize "selling herself" to Penn for fame and money? She's a fucking movie star with plenty of fame and money all on her own. Blake Lively, Jen Garner, CZJ, Katie Holmes recently and Nicole Kidman back in the day, any Kardiashians - all fit your scenario and so do a lot of other girls (and some boys too, hello KFed, Cibrian and McDermott) but not Charlize.
If that's what Heard really wants (fame/attention/blah blah blah) she's not being very successful at it. She's about as famous as Casper Smart.
ReplyDeleteMust be pretty easy to make up a blind when the pictures have been circling the net for hours already. From the pictures I've seen of Amber with Depp's kids, it looks like they like her just fine. I think if Vanessa had wanted to marry Johnny, they would have been married. I still doubt Johnny dumped Vanessa for Amber, I think Vanessa dumped Johnny for other reasons.
ReplyDeleteAlso, if we want to see how ambitious Amber really is, we will see if she gets knocked up or not.
But, but wasn't she gay a minute ago?
ReplyDeleteSo no one likes Amber Heard?
ReplyDeleteThey both looked so much more appealing before they started their affair, physically and even just humanly, than is. Sadly, I really don't like Vanessa's new haircut. I wish her break-up make-over kicked ass, but it makes her look like my butch nasty music teacher from grammar school, less 70lbs and a middle part.
ReplyDeletethank you @ lazy day. :)
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