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This foreign born B- list mostly movie actor here but divided between television and movies in his home country was almost arrested two nights ago for smashing the glass of a pharmacy drive through window. Apparently he needed a prescription for Viagra filled and wasn't getting the attention he felt he deserved. He paid the store some money to keep the police from hauling him off.
Benedict Cumberbetch
ReplyDeleteProbably from UK. Benedict Cumberbatch or Martin Freeman
ReplyDeleteViagra or roids?
ReplyDeleteHard up for Viagra? Tsk.
ReplyDeleteApparently he wasn't hard enough...... BOOM.
DeleteBenedict Cumberbatch sort of resembles a penis, so I can believe this.
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU. He's a great actor, but I don't get what makes the fangirls so crazy about his looks.
DeleteIts the crazy blue eyes
Delete@epiphany He has the same thing Chris Pine and Jay Mohr suffer from. Their heads look like John Goodman's big toe.
DeleteNo never Benedict or Martin. For a start they're both A list tv in the UK by virtue of Sherlock. And secondly they just wouldn't. Because I say so. And that's enough.
ReplyDeleteNot Cumberbatch. He's known more for "Sherlock" than movies in the US, and in the UK, he's known for television, movies and theatre (won the Olivier for "Frankenstein" and is doing "Hamlet" in 2014.
ReplyDelete"A Man and His Dick: A Love Story"
ReplyDeleteTip of the cap on this one.
Go Seahawks!
Idris Elba?
ReplyDeleteJonathan Rhys-Meyers? He has lots of problems apparently, but he's very gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteMaybe he should order a penis pump?
ReplyDeleteI so want this to be Olivér Martinez. Things have been too quiet on that front.
ReplyDeleteNever Idris, bite your tongue.
ReplyDeleteSean Bean?
ReplyDeleteSean Bean?
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Martin or Benedict either but then I don't have any good answer.
ReplyDeleteOne simply does not make Sean Bean wait.
ReplyDeleteWas this supposed to have taken place in the U.K.? If so, I switch my guess to Sean Bean.
ReplyDeleteHowever, Cumberbatch still looks like a penis.
Tom Hiddleston fits the rankings. He's not really well-known in the US outside of Tumblr and has done a fair amount of TV over in the UK.
ReplyDeleteBut Sean Bean might be a better guess since I believe he's had his share of rage issues.
I'm with you, Violet!
ReplyDeleteSean Bean is a great guess.
There must have been an oxycodone script in with the Viagra too. People do become violent for that.
ReplyDeleteSean Bean or Jonathan Rhys-Meyers sound like credible possibilities
ReplyDeleteNot Cumberbatch...He is most famous for Sherlock which is TV...
ReplyDeleteThe Butler did it!!!
ReplyDeleteA "drive-through" window at a pharmacy (chemist) in the UK? Ha ha ha ha ha! No. Try a different country.
ReplyDeleteNot my Martin Freeman!
ReplyDeleteFirst: YOU LEAVE CUMBERBATCH ALONE. AND MY FREEMAN. AND MY HIDDLESTOOON. *heavy breathing* Anyway...definitely Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. He cray.
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