Friday, January 17, 2014

Blind Item #6

Who knew? I never knew this wannabe D list mostly movie actor who is more famous for his name and family than his acting is apparently quite the man's man? Our actor was stuffing tons of money into the speedo bottoms of various gentleman dancing on the bar in a club and wouldn't let his hands stop wandering. His family has issues with their wandering hands too, but in a different capacity.


19 comments:

  1. Baby Baldwin is out on a bender!

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  2. Schwarzenegger or however you spell it!

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  3. What movie was he in?

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  4. Only bit parts so far in unremarkable movies (2), but he is an "aspriring actor" hence the d list ranking

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  5. Patrick has some movie coming later this year and he was in Grown Ups 2, which just got a Razzie nomination, I think...

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  6. If not PSchwarz, how about Scott Eastwood? He went on record in an interview recently saying he wanted to be a "man's man".

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  7. I don't think arquette d list

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  8. I'll say Patrick simply because he was dating Taylor Swift.

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  9. Yeah, gotta be Patrick. He's had the rumours.

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  10. I want to say Patrick, and most of the identifying particulars seem a good fit, but the blind refers to it's subject only as an actor when Patrick is BEST known for modeling which is not mentioned at all.

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  11. Anonymous11:27 AM

    Is Patrick the one who was pictured at some game during the week, with his arm in a stronghold position wrapped around his date? Looked creepy.

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  12. The second clue would fit Arnold since his hands wandered to the maid.

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  13. @Star He never dated Swifty. It was one of his cousins that did. Rumor is that she wanted to date him but he ran for the hills. Smart boy if you ask me.

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  14. @Star He never dated Swifty. It was one of his cousins that did. Rumor is that she wanted to date him but he ran for the hills. Smart boy if you ask me.

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  15. The Eastwood kid. Scott Sean. Whatever.

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  16. Does one of the Lohan boys want to be an actor? Maybe Michael Jr? Maybe the hands refer to sticky fingered Blohan and 5-finger discount while Oprah?

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  17. I like the Baldwin Bro guess. If PSwartz is gay then the rumors I've heard from a few low level insiders have been excellent cover. I've heard pussy hound, just like dear daddy.

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